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Standalone sucks - going back to mod !!!

Why did I get a global ban?

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Question for next update, can we take a shit.

Thank God my character can take a dump.

Dayz, now with pimp slapping.

Hackers everywhere (I assume people will do this since the mod has given us all PTSD and we will just assume the guy who got the drop on us is a cheater, plus we already see a ton of hackusations).

Needs more realism at the expense of being playable (wait we already see this everyday, never mind).

How to fix KoS mentality in standalone.

Alright I am just having some fun with these, I am very much looking forward to giving all my money for the game, just take it already you know it is yours.

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Alright I am just having some fun with these, I am very much looking forward to giving all my money for the game, just take it already you know it is yours.

Indeed, that is how the thread is intended!

However, we will still get,

I can't believe I paid for Dayz twice >:(

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Indeed, that is how the thread is intended!

However, we will still get,

I can't believe I paid for Dayz twice >:(

Can not believe I missed that one, shit. I also missed the other obvious one about the standalone being in Alpha, I am off my game today.

Where can I find Dayz PvE servers.

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How to fly a helicopter with explosive diarrhea: Let the world be your toilet

.50s are too OP rocket!

Why no safe zones? WarZ has them but sucks at everything else :(

(andnodeargod i'm not against .50s or for safe zones)

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How to fly a helicopter with explosive diarrhea: Let the world be your toilet

.50s are too OP rocket!

Why no safe zones? WarZ has them but sucks at everything else :(

(andnodeargod i'm not against .50s or for safe zones)

Don't lie, you are for both of those things and would also love to see a WoW style skill tree implemented and character perks for being friendly (kidding I know first hand that the internet is a terrible place to convey sarcasm).

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I just found the A-10 on a dead hacker. Can I carpet bomb the coast with it or will I get kicked?

I forgot to log out at an internet cafe and now I got GLOBAL BAN.

WarZ is better because: bullshit etc, etc.

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Indeed, that is how the thread is intended!

However, we will still get,

I can't believe I paid for Dayz twice >:(

You never payed for DayZ.

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Whats the story with the Infected running inside buildings now.... Come on its to f#cking hard now..

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Already posted this before but ading to this thread..

Why the fuck does my gun always jam.

Gun damage (jamming) is nerfed.

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I'v got a couple, and my replies to them:

"This game sucks. War Z is better." -No one cares.

"No one cares about your hard-on's for War Z" -Probably will end up being posted by me.

"I payed thirty bucks for arma2: AO. And now I have to pay another 15?" -You'd still be paying less than the 60 you would have payed for a AAA title.

"[this or that] Is too hard, Rocket needs to nerf" -Cry some more, Day Z is supposed to be hard.

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The admin of server 666 is kicking people for no reason, plus he hacks,restarted,called my mom a bad name!

or

Vehicle Hording? Where the cars aren't.

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Mmm, I can see these coming...

"I just bought Arma 2 and OA where can I download Dayz standalone mod?"

"I like to play with friends is there a Dayz StandWithFriends coming?"

"What setting do I need to change to get ragdoll seen in facetube videos?"

And beans to you all...

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"Hurp durp, why did my hacked in NVGs go dark suddenly?"

"What the fuck, hackers attacked me with dogs!"

"My AS50 found from a hacker ammo box doesn't fire anymore, I quit!"

That's pretty much what you can see on the forums, endless whining and complaining about new features destroying the exploiters.

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