Dr.Lyme

First of all... Is that sarcasm? Also, my play style being the way it is. I would kill you just for being alive, regardless of load out

At first the zombies will seem to be an omnipresent threat as they have will smell your farts from 80m's away and will gladly follow you from Cherno to Nw if you give them the chance. But once you'v been playing awhile and you realize the quirks of those omnipresent-physics-defying-bastards they stop becoming any more than an obstacle I realized this when I went to shoot a player in the head, and a zombie walked in ass in front of my sights; taking the bullet for him. Once I calmed down from the nerd-rage I remembered I was playing a zombie game.

Well, you could have tried to explain yourself to him and the other players on the servers... If you really care about being friendly, that is.

What's a female?

Why would anyone quit when servers start presenting dayz the way it should be?

Looks cool, see you there.

No need to be a debby downer, how are you supposed to know how standalone will hold up?

Cool, a reason to play on hive servers again.

How long have you played? I have been playing DayZ for a very long time, however; I do not recall precisely how long. I have experience playing in both, solo, large squad, and small squad situations. I have played with end-game level loot, and am able to operate vehicles (including the infamous helicopter) How old are you? I’m 16 years old, and very relaxed/mature. How frequent do you play? Whenever I can, which is most days. I do however become bogged down with real life things at times. What role would you like to play? I generally have experience playing all types of roles, although I am skilled at inter-clan/squad espionage (scout/infiltration). Sniper rifles tend to work well in my hands, but I enjoy close ranged weapons as well. I use whatever I get my hands on: If it’s an as50 or an m16, fine by me. Can you pilot a heli, or drive a vehicle with a decent amount of skill? Yes, I can pilot the heli (quite well); and driving vehicles is not problem for me. Can you navigate the map? Yes, I can get around Chernarus quite easily. Other maps aren't a problem, but I’ll need to use the DB map. What area of the world do you live in? I live in FL, Usa. English is my first and only language. Tell us a bit about yourself. I’m a simple guy who is no stranger to DayZ. I have a lot of experience playing in groups (of all different sizes) and solo. I am a very self-sufficient player, who does not need to rely on others for support; but I am quick to offer my own. Generally I am friendly, outgoing, and always willing to teach less experienced players about the quirks of DayZ.

Very interesting, I like the "talking to a minimum" mentality. Sent an application.

How often do you play dayz?: Whenever I can, which is most days. But I get bogged down with real-life problems at times. What is your age? I’m 16 years old. Are you affiliated to any other clans? I am not officially a member any clans. I do however; have loose connections with a couple rag tag gangs. These connections are held for espionage reasons only, and will be completely and instantly severed if my application is accepted. are you trustworthy? If you were given a promotion what would you do? If anything I am a man of my word, a natural born leader, and a reliable asset in combat situations. I preform well in a position of power, but I also follow orders easily and do not mind it when I lack authority Do you have teamspeak? Yes, as well as many other forms of out of game communication. How long have you been playing dayz? I have been playing DayZ for a very long time, however; I do not recall precisely how long. I have experience playing in both, solo, large squad, and small squad situations. I have played with many groups, taken down groups, and even founded my own 20+ clan at one point. What is your attitude to helping a fellow team/squad member? I am always helpful, and normally to first to answer questions about the quirks of DayZ What is your opinion on team killing? Obviously team killing is not acceptable. Final Question: If a team member killed a fellow team member and proceeded to loot the camp what would you do? Shoot on sight, no questions asked, do not collect 200$. I am aware that this happens in Day Z and that betrayal is the name of the game at times. This kind of conduct is obviously unacceptable.

Fagmin banned.

I proof-read your post, should save people some time.