Friday N 49 Posted October 2, 2012 I'm going for...Standalone sucks - going back to mod !!!Why did I get a global ban? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zombie Jesus 723 Posted October 2, 2012 Question for next update, can we take a shit.Thank God my character can take a dump.Dayz, now with pimp slapping. Hackers everywhere (I assume people will do this since the mod has given us all PTSD and we will just assume the guy who got the drop on us is a cheater, plus we already see a ton of hackusations).Needs more realism at the expense of being playable (wait we already see this everyday, never mind). How to fix KoS mentality in standalone. Alright I am just having some fun with these, I am very much looking forward to giving all my money for the game, just take it already you know it is yours. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wazza 274 Posted October 2, 2012 Im going for:Quit whinging..ITS AN ALPHA 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Friday N 49 Posted October 2, 2012 Alright I am just having some fun with these, I am very much looking forward to giving all my money for the game, just take it already you know it is yours.Indeed, that is how the thread is intended!However, we will still get,I can't believe I paid for Dayz twice >:( 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zombie Jesus 723 Posted October 2, 2012 Indeed, that is how the thread is intended!However, we will still get,I can't believe I paid for Dayz twice >:(Can not believe I missed that one, shit. I also missed the other obvious one about the standalone being in Alpha, I am off my game today. Where can I find Dayz PvE servers. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RayPugh 146 Posted October 2, 2012 nights are still too damn dark!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Perplexelerator 20 Posted October 2, 2012 Tutorial: How to puke and shit at the same time. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Timberwolf (DayZ) 118 Posted October 2, 2012 WTT: M1911 and ammo for 4 packs of diapers (char got diarrhea lulz) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sostronk 334 Posted October 2, 2012 WTF? Why no dogs yet? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZomboWTF 527 Posted October 2, 2012 How to fly a helicopter with explosive diarrhea: Let the world be your toilet.50s are too OP rocket!Why no safe zones? WarZ has them but sucks at everything else :((andnodeargod i'm not against .50s or for safe zones) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zombie Jesus 723 Posted October 2, 2012 How to fly a helicopter with explosive diarrhea: Let the world be your toilet.50s are too OP rocket!Why no safe zones? WarZ has them but sucks at everything else :((andnodeargod i'm not against .50s or for safe zones)Don't lie, you are for both of those things and would also love to see a WoW style skill tree implemented and character perks for being friendly (kidding I know first hand that the internet is a terrible place to convey sarcasm). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atom Quark 437 Posted October 2, 2012 I just found the A-10 on a dead hacker. Can I carpet bomb the coast with it or will I get kicked?I forgot to log out at an internet cafe and now I got GLOBAL BAN.WarZ is better because: bullshit etc, etc. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seanmcloughlin7 17 Posted October 2, 2012 "Don't notice anything different"OR"So What's new in the standalone?"OR"Should I get the standalone or just play the mod?" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted October 3, 2012 Indeed, that is how the thread is intended!However, we will still get,I can't believe I paid for Dayz twice >:(You never payed for DayZ. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RogueOne 112 Posted October 3, 2012 I thought the standalone got rid of hackers!!!!??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maca (DayZ) 769 Posted October 3, 2012 (edited) Whats the story with the Infected running inside buildings now.... Come on its to f#cking hard now.. Edited October 3, 2012 by Maca 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted October 3, 2012 Already posted this before but ading to this thread.. Why the fuck does my gun always jam. Gun damage (jamming) is nerfed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr.Lyme 88 Posted October 3, 2012 (edited) I'v got a couple, and my replies to them:"This game sucks. War Z is better." -No one cares."No one cares about your hard-on's for War Z" -Probably will end up being posted by me."I payed thirty bucks for arma2: AO. And now I have to pay another 15?" -You'd still be paying less than the 60 you would have payed for a AAA title."[this or that] Is too hard, Rocket needs to nerf" -Cry some more, Day Z is supposed to be hard. Edited October 3, 2012 by Dr.Lyme Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeoblong@yahoo.com 614 Posted October 3, 2012 The admin of server 666 is kicking people for no reason, plus he hacks,restarted,called my mom a bad name!or Vehicle Hording? Where the cars aren't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sausagekingofchicago 4711 Posted October 3, 2012 "Rocket ruined the game!" followed by long winded whine fests by deathmatchers. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puppetworx 474 Posted October 3, 2012 Why did they take the AS50 out of the game? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mdmonnik@deakin.edu.au 139 Posted October 3, 2012 Why dont I start with a weapon?How do I feed my dog?Will I need ARMA II to play the standalone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hernerokka 23 Posted October 3, 2012 Mmm, I can see these coming..."I just bought Arma 2 and OA where can I download Dayz standalone mod?""I like to play with friends is there a Dayz StandWithFriends coming?""What setting do I need to change to get ragdoll seen in facetube videos?"And beans to you all... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sutinen 635 Posted October 3, 2012 "Hurp durp, why did my hacked in NVGs go dark suddenly?""What the fuck, hackers attacked me with dogs!""My AS50 found from a hacker ammo box doesn't fire anymore, I quit!"That's pretty much what you can see on the forums, endless whining and complaining about new features destroying the exploiters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bad_mojo (DayZ) 1204 Posted October 3, 2012 Standalone is still alpha? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
