Grounded the little turd

[a_casual_banana 38]

Ask the Harvard group of students who decided it would be better off to cheat there way through Harvard rather than failing and potentially ruining there lives. Cheating worked for them, hell you probably mow one of there lawns now! Maybe you should ask your son WHY he cheated and discuss alternatives rather than hashing out a harsh punishment for something so minor. The fact you call him a lil "turd" shows your level of disrespect and immaturity towards your son, and possibly you don't know what your doing. Your a DICK plain and simple, coming on here to say look at me I punished a HACKER, my own SON.. Great parenting sir... Father of the fucking year!!

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[colekern 1364]

Get this straight, I am not bitter, this is purely reality. You really have no clue how the real world works. If you think anyone is going to be standing next to your son at McDonalds to high five him for doing his best and failing, you are deluded. History is written by those who achieve, one way or the other. Maybe your son is not good enough to play without the cheats? He should be congratulated for adapting and overcoming his situation instead of accepting mediocrity. If you really think "well I did the best I could" means anything to anyone and will be celebrated, again, you are deluded. ALL of the most powerful people in the world got to where they are by overcoming and adapting their counterparts, i.e. cheating. I say good for him! It sounds like your son will be successful in life no matter what the obstacle is before him. As for you sir, FAILURE!!!

2 months is an eternity for a child, might as well make it 2 years jag off. If I were him I'd @#!*% on the motherboard of your computer.

It's not getting the job done that makes the world go 'round, it's getting the job done right. Let's say I'm studying to be a surgeon. I realize that I can't make the grade I need to pass. So I cheat to make it through. Now, whenever someone needs a surgery desperately, I can pull out my diploma and awards and make them think I know what I'm doing, but I can't actually perform the surgery because I cheated my way through med school. See how flawed your logic is?

[albinorhino 174]

Back when I lived in Coventry I learned that a friend of mine had downloaded some mutator cheats for his Xbox 360 and was busy cheating away at Call of Duty: World at War. So I waited until his parents were out shopping, went round his house and broke his fucking hand with a hammer. I told him if he ever ratted on me (while he was screaming in agony) that I would come back and smash his other hand.

Turns out he never cheated again after that. We were still friends for years after for some odd reason.

[colekern 1364]

Thanks god (or any other alien entity) that i didn't had a father like you. If you do not understand what you did wrong (we are talking about a kid cheating, not an adult) then you do not deserve any further explanation. I suggest you to correct your parenting, or you'll grow up (this time for real) some "big little turds" (to use your own words).

If you were just trolling.. ignore this message.

Are you on crack? Think about it... this kid is smart enough to know how to inject scripts straight into his game, and your telling me he can't tell the difference between right and wrong?

[HowardTheDuck 27]

Damn, and I thought my parents were harsh when they grounded me for 2 weeks...

...after me and my cousin lit a fire in the backgarden and accidently (apparently our pee didn't do a good enough job) burned down all the bushes and fences. Ok, maybe 2 weeks wasn't so bad. ;D

[terex 322]

Jesus.. I don't even know what to respond.

I rather leave this thread before the rest of the trolls get here.

Same feeling here.. That this thread exists.. :blink:

[Siberian (DayZ) 527]

To the trolls: do the world a favor..

dont have children..

seriously.

OP was/is correct, in this day n age, everyone seems to think saying "sorry" is enuf to get away with anything..

Edited September 29, 2012 by Siberian

[Jimmy McNulty 98]

When I was small I cheated too. I loved doing it..didnt have internet connection yet but If I had I'd cheat in multiplayer games too. Why? I dont know, it was just fun. Maybe your son was flustrated because he wasnt good enough or something. I gotta say you're an asshole. I dont know how old he is but I suppose he didnt know you're gonna get global banned. Even if he did, for christ sake, its just a stupid game! You know, kids arent adults, they dont do the right things all the time..guess why! The'yre KIDS! In case you didnt know..You'd do much better if you just said him he did a bad thing and if he'll do it again, there will be consequences..but no, you had to ground him for 2 months. Good job.

Edited October 1, 2012 by smasht_AU

[BIOSEMTEX 77]

George Bush versus Al Gore, Florida re-count, U.S presidential elections 2000. Who said you can't cheat to become president? These are the sort of role-models (of success) that nation offers.

Democracy is too trusting an engine to be haxor proof.

Good job OP, you should also make him read this thread so he can see the intellectual calibre of the idiots that are defending him. I suspect, however, that your anger at cheaters (in general) is contributing to the harshness of his punishment. Give him a month off, because we will forgive him if he promises not to do it again. Mercy can be useful too.

[diddi 35]

Make him pay the game, then backstab him ingame when he finds a cool weapon. Gear before Family, remember that man.

[Griz15 128]

LOL... some of you guys crack me up !

I must say though since ive banned him from the pc there bedroom is in total silence, i popped my head in earlier and theres the youngest on DayZ and my eldest sitting watching lol, no arguments. :)

[Kaffarov37 125]

Good thing you banned him for 2 months.

[Michaelvoodoo25 3120]

My son uses Youtube walkthroughs to help himself when he gets stuck. If I found he was ever cheating in a game, I'd do pretty much the same. God to see some sensible parenting out there.

There is nothing wrong with a bit of hard labour as part of the punishment.

Edited September 30, 2012 by Michaelvoodoo25

[St0Ne4Ge 2]

2 months is a huge punishment for a kid, I was grounded for 1 month once and thought my life was over, I did something pretty bad too, your kid just used a mapping hack to figure out where the feck he was. I'm not gonna tell you how to raise your kids but dude, 2 months...not cool.

[MaoPowNow 6]

You call your son a turd.

You are a bad parent.

[Gert-Jan 32]

He's calling him a turd on a FORUM.

not in his FACe.. i guess..

have some kids your self and you'll be calling them worse than a TURD sometimes.. but not in their face.

grow up..

the kid's helping his younger brother.. WIN WIN situation.

[Xrinaphobia 10]

Make him pay the game, then backstab him ingame when he finds a cool weapon. Gear before Family, remember that man.

That rule is the golden rule, shot my own dad in the back of the head in a barn for a CZ. ;_;

[Ifodder 0]

I wouldn't have kids on a PC without supervision at all. Thought you are being a lil bit harsh tbh, Publicly calling him a turd n all.

[dallas 5195]

OP writes under a pseudonym and haven't named his kid, that's hardly publicly...

[lobo1845 9]

Nice work. Now if only every other parent can do it to these pubescent shits we'll probably only have 10 or so hackers left.

[HowardTheDuck 27]

You call your son a turd.

You are a bad parent.

You think calling your kid a turd is bad? Were you brought up by Amish people?

Kids are very resilient, wrapping them up in cotton wool and trying to shield their ears of "naughty words" does more damage. Good luck getting your kid to socialise if he/she can't take a few bad words.

[dallas 5195]

You think calling your kid a turd is bad? Were you brought up by Amish people?

Kids are very resilient, wrapping them up in cotton wool and trying to shield their ears of "naughty words" does more damage. Good luck getting your kid to socialise if he/she can't take a few bad words.

I'm going to report you to child services, If you're not constantly refereing to your kid as unique, wonderful or gifted, if you haven't bought him an iphone 5 at his four year birthday and if you aren't taking another mortage buying a german convertible for her 16th birthday!

Actual parenting ruins lives!!!

Edited September 30, 2012 by Dallas

[joeoblong@yahoo.com 614]

You think calling your kid a turd is bad? Were you brought up by Amish people?

Kids are very resilient, wrapping them up in cotton wool and trying to shield their ears of "naughty words" does more damage. Good luck getting your kid to socialise if he/she can't take a few bad words.

My mum always told me "I was the reason why wild animals ate their young!" I often look at my 3 toddlers and ask "Why did i do this to myself? I had it made... but Noooo! I wanted to be a daddy!" These shmucks claiming bad dad either don't have kids or are mentally defunct. They are kids either age wise or mentally!

(Edit) Dallas you made me spit coffee on my keyboard! Now that is some top notch sarcasim!

Edited September 30, 2012 by Pendragon

[FinalNinja447 129]

Ummm Asshole much!!! Cheating isn't the way ehh?? Neither is being a dick to your kid for being smarter than you. Get off that high horse i'm sure your "GOD" has put you on. 2 months what a joke for what having fun, blood boiling over 30$... Go back to school get a better job and just maybe your kid wont grow up to hate your fucking guts. Melt down on a lil kid for having fun.. DICK!

Says the guy who has always defended script kiddies and hacker's interest.

[N0FG 24]

Well, if the OP ever wakes one day with a hatchet buried in his head, at least he wont need to ask the little turd why he did it. :huh: