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  1. a_casual_banana

    Where to find Railgun in Namalsk?

    PS: Object AII SUCKS
  2. a_casual_banana

    Favorite DayZ map?

    Chernarus/Namalsk
  3. a_casual_banana

    Best Music To Play DayZ To.

    Dubstep and Halo OST for the long distance walks. In city: NONE WHATSOEVER
  4. a_casual_banana

    Why do you like being a bandit?

    I like hearing someone's death screams when I'm finishing them off. Especially when I say I'm friendly, then shoot them in the back with my Enfield.
  5. a_casual_banana

    Lost everything.

    lol. I've lost so many camps...I had a feud going with some folks over on US1100. We would raid one another's camps day after day after day.
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    Ok, so I destroyed Elektro's church....

    I've done it too.
  7. a_casual_banana

    First time killing stories?

    My first kill was a bandit kill, but not really. So I'll tell two! My very first night on Chernarus. I had an Enfield, and my friend had a Winchester. We were sitting on a hill overlooking Cherno. We were thinking of going down. Just then, I see a flash on my crosshairs. It was a name! I look more carefully, and sight up. Sure enough, I see black on black, and take a shot. I hit him IN THE HEAD! One shot, one kill. Second one, which is more exciting. I had just gotten my first assault rifle from Starry, and we were walking to the NW airfield. Minding my own business, I suddenly see the bush in front of me move! That's when I realize it's a sniper, and I pull out my M9SD so not to alert anyone. I get right behind him, and right before I pull the trigger, he moves. I fired, but it hit him in the leg. He turns, and fires three times with his DMR, two misses, one hit. My friend fires his AKM wildly, and I fire my M9 wildly. Eventually, one of us got him.
  8. a_casual_banana

    ITT: Kidnapping stories

    So. I remember another time. I was playing on a Private hive, and stole this guy's car. I started picking people up on the way to Elektro, to pick my friend up. About 5 minutes in, I hear him over skype: HOLY SHIT THEY JUST KIDNAPPED ME! I say: Lolwat Him: Three guys with assault rifles just kidnapped me! I have to follow them... me: Where are you? Him: Elektro. Me: Perfect, I got a surprise for them He gave me updates as I drove towards them. I dropped the 4 or 5 guys I'd picked up, and then drove right through the heart of Elektro. I see two guys behind a newspawn with assault rifles, and one guy in front. I put my foot down, and drive off road. I hear bones crack when I run the two guards over, and then I jump out. I open up with my M4, and kill the front guard. I police the two that I ran over, and get my friend in the car. We drive off into the sunset, and live happily ever after...Till our wheels get shot out and the car blows up.
  9. a_casual_banana

    My killing spree.

    But srsly. Whoever caught on that it was fake, good job.
  10. a_casual_banana

    My killing spree.

    >playing on a private hive server that has a bunch of mods installed serverwide>one of which makes all the sniper rifles hyper realistic, adding three different versions of zeroing on all rifles >pistols are beefed up
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    My killing spree.

    So I was playing on the Survivals Operations Hard Corps server, and I was in the Elektro firehouse. I had a hatchet, and some guy comes in. He opens up with his AK, and kills me. I respawn on the other side of Elektro. I speed-loot the supermarket and the office building, getting myself a Makarov and 8 mags. I run for the north firestation, in hopes of getting a gun. As I walk in, there's the bastard who killed me. He didnt see me, and there was another two guys in there. A gun fight was going on, but interuppted by the hordes of zombies coming in. I watched, let them take down the zombies, and I kick down the door, makarov raised. BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM! The guy with the AK drops. I reload, look at the other two, and make a split second decision. I pull the trigger two times, two neck shots, they both drop. I grab the Double barrel off of one, and realize the second guy just woke up. BANG! He's not getting up. I reload. AK guy starts moving. BANGBANG! He's done. I grab his AK, and, with -10k Humanity now, walk outside. A guy is waiting for me on the other side of the fence with a 1911. He misses 3 times, grazes me once, and gets three solid hits. I fall, and fire. He's down. I bandage up, and move on with 8k blood. I needed food, water, and some tools. I checked the supermarket again, and there are three guys in there, two with Enfields, one with an M4. I go in through the back door, and lean around the corner to the main room. I switch to full, drop the M4 guy and one guy with an enfield, and the other guy misses his one and only shot. A 3 round burst puts him down. I come and police them. One more round each. That makes 7 kills. I grab their loot, and get everything I wanted, plus a coyote backpack. I trade my AK for his M4 HOLO, and his M203 HE's. I turn around to leave, when I see out of the corner of my eye, someone edging out from behind a fence. Since I was flipping through my fire select options, it was on M203. I fired, and killed him. I switch to semiauto, then make my way out. I see someone in the firestation, so I make my way back there. I peek in, and there are 4 guys looting the bodies of the people I killed. I switch over to M203, and get 3 kills, and police the last guy with a round from my Makarov. I switch back to my M4, put it on full auto. Sure enough, here comes the guy in the firestation going: Guys? Guuuys? Hello? You there? I gun him down. I turn around, and there's a newspawn looking at me. I yell at him over direct: You take another step, and your ass is dead. Turn around, and go north out of here. If you turn back, I will be here. I will put a bullet in your head. He turns and flees, running towards sniper hill. I'm giving him some long-range encouragement...And then I hear the loudest bang, and he drops. That wasn't me. That was a sniper... I close up all the doors, and loot the bodies of the guys. I'm in luck, I find a DMR. I wield it, and go up to the second floor. I edge my way up, and zero in for about 300 meters. I aim, and scan the area, I see a puff of smoke, and a bullet lands naught 5 inches from my head. Instead of ducking, I sight up on the center of the area where the cloud came from. I fire three times, and watch my murder count go up one. 14 kills in 10 minutes. I decide it's time to leave, and as I turn to leave, I hear an engine. I look through the scope, and see a fully loaded V3S coming my way. I take out my M4, and switch to my last M203. I get out of the firehouse, and sight up on the road, prone. This V3S has 10 people in it. It slows down 30 meters from me, and stops. A few get out, and I decide to fire. One M203, one massive explosion. I go unconscious, and when I come to, I'm in shock, lost 2k blood, but no bleeding. I realize someone's giving me a blood transfusion. He says over direct chat: Thank god you got those guys, you're a hero...They come here once a day, and camp out the area, killing anyone and everyone. They rack up 50 or more kills in a day. Now that you got them, though, we no longer have to fear these guys. Now quickly, go. Before someone less grateful than I comes along. The mystery man turns and runs away. I stand, bewildered, and start running north, in search of the NW Airfield.
  12. a_casual_banana

    Was anyone else "molded" into a bandit?

    After many deaths at the hands of "friendly" players, I gave up. I started KOS'ing.
  13. a_casual_banana

    ITT: Kidnapping stories

    Very nice.
  14. a_casual_banana

    ITT: Kidnapping stories

    ...Oh jesus christ.That was amazing.
  15. a_casual_banana

    ITT: Kidnapping stories

    lolololSo how bout you? You ever been kidnapped?
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