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"Hey, I just shot you" - Call Me Maybe ft. DayZ

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It's better if you listen to the melody/lyrics of the original

so you can barely hear it, to keep up with the lyrics.

I threw my gear in the tent,

Don't ask me, it's never there.

I looked to you and it felt,

That you must be dead.

I'd trade my soul for my gear,

Pennies and dimes for a tent.

I didn't want to do this,

But now you must be dead.

Your hands were coldin',

Ripped holes, blood was pouring,

Dark night, pop was growin',

Where you think that shot is going?

Hey, I just shot you.

And this is crazy.

But here's my Blood Pack,

So heal me, maybe?

It's hard to look right,

And this is DayZ,

So here's my Blood Pack,

Please heal me, maybe?

Hey, I just shot you.

And this is crazy.

But here's my Blood Pack,

So heal me, maybe?

And all the other guys,

Tryin'a snipe me,

But here's my Blood Pack,

So heal me, maybe?

You took your time with the mic,

I took no time with the gun.

Your loot had nothing at all,

But still you were minor threat.

I lie and loot you and sneak.

Have foresight and it's clear.

I didn't know I would hit it,

But he was in my way.

Your hands were coldin',

Ripped holes, blood was pouring,

Dark night, pop was growin',

Where you think that shot is going?

Hey, I just shot you.

And this is crazy.

But here's my Blood Pack,

So heal me, maybe?

It's hard to look right,

And this is DayZ,

So here's my Blood Pack,

Please heal me, maybe?

Hey, I just shot you.

And this is crazy.

But here's my Blood Pack,

So heal me, maybe?

And all the other guys,

Tryin'a snipe me,

But here's my Blood Pack,

So heal me, maybe?

And then you stabbed me in the back back.

I hate you so bad.

I hate you so bad.

I hate you so, so bad.

And then you stabbed me in the back back.

I hate you so bad.

And you see that.

I hate you so, so bad.

It's hard to look right,

And this is DayZ,

So here's my Blood Pack,

Please heal me, maybe?

Hey, I just shot you.

And this is crazy.

But here's my Blood Pack,

So heal me, maybe?

And all the other guys,

Tryin'a snipe me,

But here's my Blood Pack,

So heal me, maybe?

And then you stabbed me in the back back.

I hate you so bad.

I hate you so bad.

I hate you so, so bad.

And then you stabbed me in the back back.

I hate you so bad.

And you should see that.

Just heal me, maybe?

Something I did out of boredom. It's not perfect, but what'd you think? Reason I wanted to try rewriting the lyrics is because of the "Hey, I just shot you and this is crazy, but here's my Blood Pack, so heal me maybe." -part. Had a hilarious moment with friends when I wrote it to them.

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Wow, that's brilliant!

Now then, any good singers? :D

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Hahahah, I'm going to have to say I love the "Hey, I just shot you and this is crazy, but here's my blood pack, so heal me maybe." line most, obviously. Pretty sure I've had a similar situation with accidental ( accidentally on purpose ;) ) friendly fire! This needs to be made into a parody, I can see this being a situation bandits might get themselves in! :P

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Hahahah, I'm going to have to say I love the "Hey, I just shot you and this is crazy, but here's my blood pack, so heal me maybe." line most, obviously. Pretty sure I've had a similar situation with accidental ( accidentally on purpose ;) ) friendly fire! This needs to be made into a parody, I can see this being a situation bandits might get themselves in! :P

All of the lyrics ARE based on my personal experience, actually. :D

"Where you think that shot is going?" is a direct quote from one of the guys I was playing with, too.

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I demand that your record this masterpiece.

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Wow... You're given words like "crazy" and you DON'T exchange them with "Day Z"? Bad song is bad.

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That's really good. Hopefully someone with a good voice can put one together. I like the Call Me Maybe ft. by mc chris "Tasty Face".

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I would attempt to sing it and record it.. BUt I dunno the best way to get it working XD

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Wow... You're given words like "crazy" and you DON'T exchange them with "Day Z"? Bad song is bad.

Calm down and have some beans. Courtesy of Dancing.Russian.Man.

That's really good. Hopefully someone with a good voice can put one together. I like the Call Me Maybe ft. by mc chris "Tasty Face".

You definitely deserve a can as well. :D

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That's really good. Hopefully someone with a good voice can put one together. I like the Call Me Maybe ft. by mc chris "Tasty Face".

Mc chris is a MASSSIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE nerd. he's always on my facebook any time I post ANY geeky shit haha

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i think we should have a dev/mod parody with these lyrics

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I guess the lyrics are cool, but I really hate this fad/meme/whatever the fuck they call it..

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I guess the lyrics are cool, but I really hate this fad/meme/whatever the fuck they call it..

What fad/meme... parody? I always thought Weird Al Yankovich was a riot.

Like a Surgeon!

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https://www.youtube....h?v=sS1wzdlu-WM DayZ Call me Maybe - Jackfrags. Jackfrags play DayZ with FRANKIEonPCin1080p, they're pretty good, go check them out.

Indeed, Jack Frags did this same exact thing in July.

My post is made in July 17th.

The video you posted was made in July 25th.

I win. :3

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My post is made in July 17th.

The video you posted was made in July 25th.

Bah! I didn't even notice the OP date! My apologies.

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Would someone be so kind and explain to me why this is still in the DayZ General Discussoin Forum !

Don't bother.

Old is.

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