ripbabyg@hotmail.co.uk

I have one. Ok i don't.

I once broke my friends legs trying to run past him in the apartments.

Both are as shit as each other.

When i have a child i will game with them, and if they do not like it then i will disown them.

Well, im not going to post it here just google it and you will find it easy enough. Edit, Why won't i post it? because i don't want another Forum ban already had 2. ( Private hive's get black listed )

Overly long use of the space bar right.

Because Tentception. Edit, Fucking hell someone already beat me too it. You prick. I joke i love you.

Set it to a private hive and add it manually, Many private server's have vehicles that are not in the normal hive servers.

Cheryl Cole is not a mum. I think that's Cheryl Cole anyway but still she's sexy as hell.

Hacking wont be dealt with till the stand-alone. Patch was ment to hit after Gamescon.

Basically the game is duping there bodies, happens sometimes by accident and then you just loot the other body so you get x2 stuff. Happend a few times to the guys in my clan, like putting on a ghillie suite would teleport the player away, then teleport them back and there would be a copy of his body, just loot it and move on.

^ Shut the fuck up.

Search button, no you won't be banned for using it.

My clan was planning on executing someone we picked up in a truck, turn's out he sat in the truck for about 45min's while we did our own little thing without doing anything wrong, then alot of them was having second thoughts however me and one other was adamant on killing him. We came to an agreement that we would give him a Lee Enfield and send him on his way, unfortunately he got shot in the face with a sniper rifle. on a un-related note, When will Amazon deliver my fucking parcel? it's 10AM.

I know a couple of female's who play DayZ, one of them is apart of the clan.