kcbanner 8 Posted July 12, 2012 When you are trying to see something in the distance and try to right click to zoom, then realize you can't do that IRL 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
expendable (DayZ) 6 Posted July 12, 2012 When I'm out running and I pass a tree blind in the field next to me and I wonder what is inside. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Regicide 111 Posted July 12, 2012 When you have dreams of you being the character in DayZ.This happened to me the other day. I dreamed I was in the forest with an Enfield, saw another survivor running through a clearing and shot him, then instantly hundreds of zeds starting pouring out of the treeline. It was intense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dynama 9 Posted July 12, 2012 You know you've played too much DayZ when your driving home and looking for the ENG symbol to turn red and blow up your car. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thefonztm@gmail.com 86 Posted July 12, 2012 When get a small cut an think, 'Shit, I need steak.' 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KWilt 157 Posted July 12, 2012 When you've actively increased your real-life intake and purchase of Heinz beans.(Not that that count was low in the first place. It just went up a little.) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yahhzoo 10 Posted July 12, 2012 When I think about shooting hospital windows so I can steal the blood bags inside. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stormgarde 4 Posted July 12, 2012 When you begin shopping online for various guns...including M4 carbines...http://www.gunsamerica.com/Search/Category/188/2/Guns/Rifles/Colt-Military-Tactical-Rifles.htm 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dynama 9 Posted July 12, 2012 When you begin shopping online for various guns...including M4 carbines...http://www.gunsameri...ical-Rifles.htmI just spent an hour looking at guns thanks to you.You sly bastard you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
felixk 1 Posted July 12, 2012 when you turn the light on in the night if you are go to the toiletts , because there could be some zombies. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustThatEpic 72 Posted July 12, 2012 When you see something far off in the distance and try to zoom in on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bottlerocket 205 Posted July 12, 2012 When you see a cow and think ... dinner!When you see a field and mentally scout out a route through it, hugging the trees and bushes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patrik_poulsen@hotmail.com 9 Posted July 12, 2012 when you buy an alice pack and fill it with canned beans and waterI play too much Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crazierivan 2 Posted July 12, 2012 u know u played to much dayz when ur walking in the park and u see some1 u go prone and start stalking them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wargunner 55 Posted July 12, 2012 Driving home from work and certain scenery reminds you of DayZ (live in the country). 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arnoldstache 0 Posted July 13, 2012 ...when you're scared to close doors Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3rdparty 229 Posted July 13, 2012 when you wake up still holding down w :S Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DudeMan/BeerN_GrillZ 0 Posted July 13, 2012 thinking: need to crawl to the supermarket Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thetamsen 57 Posted July 13, 2012 When walking out of a restaurant downtown with some friends, and notice its starting to rain.Your first thought:"COOL! Let's find out if this update about zombies visibility decreased according to weather really works!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strategos (DayZ) 190 Posted July 13, 2012 When you have a dream about killing a guy in a gillie suit and when you pull his hood off its your ex girlfriend from years ago :huh: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ElRolle 97 Posted July 13, 2012 When you carefully open all doors afraid of breaking your legs and falling unconscious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
v3c1c 86 Posted July 13, 2012 when start thinking in shop that binoculars matches, knife and compas are good stuf and maybe you should take them :) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitainedesolation@yahoo.fr 119 Posted July 13, 2012 When you look for crashed helis in fields... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Fancypants 11 Posted July 13, 2012 When you run rampant murdering everyone on sight, whilst yelling about "CAREBEARS!" and "CASSSUUUUUALS!", then break your legs by falling off a curb Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SinicalDev 0 Posted July 13, 2012 Does everyone here have to be a dumb fucking kid that jokes about serious conditions that impact millions of lives daily?You're a fucking piece of shit.Y u heff to be mad, its only game.OT - When you run at people screaming 'Friendly????' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
