Itchy (DayZ) 59 Posted July 8, 2012 (edited) Fuck an infected?I mean come on a few weeks in the woods jacking off behind trees, that shits going to get boring. :rolleyes: Maybe you find a packet of condoms, not back pack material but you know pop it in your sock for some other time. ;) Then you see one of the infected incap crawling round, now dont get me wrong i aint going for the hairy fat arse farmers, but you know in real life there would be women crawling about naked. :DDont forget they not dead just sick so there must be some moisture there, so you see one pin it down head first, chop the arms off if your having trouble. Then check the old sock and away you go. ;)Just a thought guys, just a thought!!! :P Edited July 13, 2012 by Itchy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimmy McNulty 98 Posted July 8, 2012 you are fucking sick :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
omgwtfbbq (DayZ) 1069 Posted July 8, 2012 whatthehell 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elias (DayZ) 57 Posted July 8, 2012 You shouldn't jack off behind trees, better to save all that proteïne for your survival :-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
migeater 15 Posted July 8, 2012 Yes. I'd take them out to Pobeda Dam and throw the body in the water afterwards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dancingg 27 Posted July 8, 2012 What is this...I don't even... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frissy 31 Posted July 8, 2012 You are one sick person :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Itchy (DayZ) 59 Posted July 8, 2012 Hey guys I am not promoting this activity.....But being realistic we would need to procreate as fast as possible, not with the infected unless that floats your boat!! :DBut in real life we would need to go like rabbits to survive !!! ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razzashi 2 Posted July 8, 2012 Would i?....Maybe?But there are female suvivors naow.And they spawn unarmed....Surprice buttsecks!*Edit* I can still fuck horses right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted July 8, 2012 i respect my wang too much to go plugging it into infected places. Even with a raincoat the answer is nyet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deviantdigi 22 Posted July 8, 2012 Nah. . . As if HIV wasn't a big enough concern :P There are animals. Which will lead to the world being re rehabilitated with human-goat-cow-people hybrids. After we advance we will create Oprah clones from mosquito DNA which we will feed to the zombies. There will be plenty to go around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Itchy (DayZ) 59 Posted July 8, 2012 Yer there are animals but the fuckers wriggle and screem alot, plus you need wellies which aint in game. Also you cannot chop the arms of if causing trouble they die too quick.Give me some zombie arse in the grass any day than, a bores arse in the woods. :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DemonGroover 8836 Posted July 8, 2012 I think them shagging you would be the main problem. I mean are the Infected actually chasing us to eat or is there some other ulterior motive. Do i hear banjos in those woods?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thywolf@live.ca 3 Posted July 8, 2012 wooh wooh wooh, man, they added female survivers to the game, your thinking too much Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Itchy (DayZ) 59 Posted July 8, 2012 I have it !!!An infrected cross breed, you fuckem they produce normal people who fuck like infected chase you.....! :D Heaven in my book, hell to other librarians and boring peoples book!! ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainPlanet (DayZ) 23 Posted July 8, 2012 Gaaaaaayyyy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZomboWTF 527 Posted July 8, 2012 When on youtube i'd normally say: "How the f*ck did i get here?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dontbeafanboy@live.co.uk 0 Posted July 8, 2012 I'm not sick in the head, I would not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KWilt 157 Posted July 8, 2012 ... what?No. Seriously. What? Where am I? How did I get here? Where's the exit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Penguinman401 2 Posted July 8, 2012 You know how you were always told that there's no such thing as a stupid question?Well...congratz Itchy. You found the only one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pred@tor 26 Posted July 8, 2012 Hell no besides women are so rare on Chernaus its gay.. lol I have yet to see a female zombie even if there were uh HELL NO! I often would complain like whats the point of living and surviving in Chernaus since theres no women? Now they're more common lol... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Benlandia 73 Posted July 8, 2012 Where are the mods on this one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Itchy (DayZ) 59 Posted July 8, 2012 Where are the mods on this one?Its a joke a thought? Its an adult game not real just a thought!!I do not want to offened anyone in anyway, just ideas about how thing would be. I been on the net along time and I seen alot of stuff, so knowing how wacky some people can be, I thought i would ask?No offence in post intended! ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steadyeddie235 0 Posted July 8, 2012 You hear gunshots in the forest, and two slices of a knife...you go to investigate, and find someone, with a female zombie.. literally unarmed... then, you see they are reaching for their sock, pulling out something...2 words..."the fu**?!" :Pand den you realise you found a potential best friend. ;3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ripbabyg@hotmail.co.uk 125 Posted July 8, 2012 This thread is like being at the weird part of youtube. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
