why ocd people should never house-sit

[Red_Ensign 990]

someone I know has gone on holidays for a couple of weeks, and he asked me to drop by his camp a few times and keep his barrels and tents 'active' so they don't despawn...  :-D

 

day one: 

traveled across the map to his base without aggroing a single zombie (because reasons).  sorted all his guns and ammo.  repositioned his tent so it sits flat, and his barrels so they were easier to get at.  dumped all his general gear into another tent I brought for sorting (possibly alphabetizing) tomorrow.  ate all his pumpkins...

[Vattenlarv 81]

Awesome dude! 

Now, dig extra garden plots so they form a perfectly symmetrical pentagram. Stack up with food and water (IRL), and wait for an animal or player to walk into the dead center of the pentragram. Kill said animal or player, skin and quarter, and humbly greet the unholy reincarnation of Lucifer.

Edited November 3, 2017 by Vattenlarv

[Conrad_The_Comrade 577]

Before you mentioned the despawn thing I was very confused on why you were house sitting a campsite

[Just Caused 423]

You're literally another me.

[goateswyn 109]

Partly thats why i dont do camps anymore. DayZ is now teaching me the beauty of chaotic firefights.

[Mantasisg 172]

Thats why it is nice to have a girlfriend to deal with the base while you are at work.