DAYZ ....ohhhh you

[slippery gypsy 107]

just sprayed my 75 round akm drum mag green ... changed it to a 30 round mag......DAYZ ohhhhh you.....

any other rage-tastic moments similar please share 

[rodolfoxiii 71]

just died because I was holding my weapon when I tried to go down the ladder..again.

Edited June 25, 2014 by silverman

[Mancomb 131]

I once sprayed a Mosin (forget what color), and it made it single-round only (meaning I could only chamber one round at a time instead of 5).

 

On the flip side, I once fell off of a rooftop and was saved by landing on top of 3 zombies that were waiting for me below. Who knew they could be useful in breaking your fall?

[Red_Ensign 990]

reloading my gun on the second storey of a building just made me fall through the floor and break my leg.

[ld-airgrafix 403]

Drinking Rasputin kvass breaks your legs.

[Khanarac 252]

Killed someone, ripped off hs 75 drummag and 30mags. Opened a door, accidently hit reload them, reloaded a 30rnd mag but had no space for th 75 one. 75 mag vanished into the warp.

[TyrDaishi 36]

Yesterday/ This morning.

 

Hackers are getting more stupid by the minute:

 

I played with 3 friends yesterday. It was 1 am so the server was pretty much empty at that point, only 2 other guys left.

 

One of my friends gets shot at nwaf towerjail entrance. we get the guy who did it, my friend shoots the 2nd guy who was with him as well.

I shot him in the back from 100 meters with a mosin, he is still alive. suddenly he gets back up after being 10 seconds unconscious and shoots my 2nd friend who is in front of him.

 

Anyway me and my 3rd friend are left on the airfield. so after some time the two enemys are coming back in hope to get their gear. We wait for our friends to do the same. My buddy is in the in jail, im outside.

I shoot enemy Nr.1 again, I went up to him took his guns, checked his pulse and emptied the guns he had (mosin and blaze). The second guy leaves the server and comes back in after some time, my buddy is guessing he is logging back in his back in the jail (hence infamous ghosting), which he does. me and my buddy see him up the stairs and we literally shot 50-60 bullets m4 and akm at him but he just won't die. then I hear a mosin shot from the right and i'm dead. headshot. this happened 20-30 seconds after I killed the 2nd guy and there where ONLY my friends and the 2 enemys on the server. when we first met them they where hording a ton of stuff in the jail which they I can only guess cheated as well.

 

We all respawned and our friend who got killed first found an helicrashsite and was waiting for us near the jail but he got killed again by the same guys who just popped out behind him in the woods.

 

So my friend who got killed last got to the jail again and grabbed my mosin. The 2nd enemy who was ghosting did it a second time after that and they killed each other. (I'm so proud of my friend who never used a mosin to get the m4 dude *tears of happiness@ Kora*)

 

So how

 

1. Did the guy get back from being unconscious in 10 seconds after getting hit by a mosin from 100 meters? is that even possible to get back up so fast?

2. Did the combatlocker in the jail get an m4 right after he respawned?

2. Could the ONLY other enemy we had on the server get to the west airfield in 20-30 seconds after I killed him (no pulse warm to touch, shot him 2 times to be sure he was dead) to shot me when we attacked the combatlocker in the jail? This was literally impossible since we had only 2 hostiles on the server at that point.

3. could the guy detect my friend with the m4 from the crashsite, while he was hiding in the woods behind the jail. my friend watched the door while he was inside and he couldn't have left without cheating, he did NOT relog that time.

4. Sometimes they exactly knew where we were, sometimes they didn't. It was like the hacker only turned the cheats on when they lost the fight. So why not just play and learn how to the hard way instead of choosing the easy way out and turn on cheats when you lose control of a situation?

 

Those 2 did there absolut best to make it look like they didn't cheat (aside from the obvious ghosting into the top floor jail) but it was so obvious it was really laughable. Just because you don't use an aimbot people can still see when you use other cheats retards.

 

I think the reason why it played out this way and we didn't just got killed instantly was that only one of the two was cheating. The second guy "only" used the information he got from the actual hacker.

 

It was satisfying though that we could kill them more often without artificial help from cheatsoftware or ghosting anyway. I'm just sad that my character had to go like this, I survived around 20 shootouts (3 weeks, around 100 hours), which is a considerable amount in this game I guess.

Edited June 25, 2014 by TyrDaishi

[frosti 2165]

 

4. Sometimes they axactly knew where we were, sometimes they didn't. It was like the hacker only turned the cheats on when they lost the fight.

 

That's correct.

 

They do it like this to evade Battleye ban longer.

Edited June 25, 2014 by Frosti

[slippery gypsy 107]

Yesterday/ This morning.

 

Hackers are getting more stupid by the minute:

 

I played with 3 friends yesterday. It was 1 am so the server was pretty much empty at that point, only 2 other guys left.

 

One of my friends gets shot at nwaf towerjail entrance. we get the guy who did it, my friend shoots the 2nd guy who was with him as well.

I shot him in the back from 100 meters with a mosin, he is still alive. suddenly he gets back up after being 10 seconds unconscious and shoots my 2nd friend who is in front of him.

 

Anyway me and my 3rd friend are left on the airfield. so after some time the two enemys are coming back in hope to get their gear. We wait for our friends to do the same. My buddy is in the in jail, im outside.

I shoot enemy Nr.1 again, I went up to him took his guns, checked his puls and emptied the guns he had (mosin and blaze). The second guy leaves the server and comes back in after some time, my buddy is guessing he is logging back in his back in the jail (hence infamous ghosting), which he does. me and my buddy see him up the stairs and we literally shot 50-60 bullets m4 and akm at him but he just won't die. then I hear a mosin shot from the right and i'm dead. headshot. this happened 20-30 seconds after I killed the 2nd guy and there where ONLY my friends and the 2 enemys on the server. when we first met them they where hording a ton of stuff in the jail which they I can only guess cheated as well.

 

We all respawned and our firend who got killed first found an helicrashsite and was waiting for us near the jail but he got killed again by the same guys who just popped out behind him in the woods.

 

So my friend who got killed last got to the jail again and grabbed my mosin. The 2nd enemy who was ghosting did it a second time after that and they killed each other. (I'm so proud of my friend who never used a mosin to get the m4 dude *tears of happiness@ Kora*)

 

So how

 

1. Did the guy get back from being unconscious in 10 seconds after getting hit by a mosin from 100 meters? is that even possible to get back up so fast?

2. Did the combatlocker in the jail get an m4 right after he respawned?

2. Could the ONLY other enemy we had on the server get to the west airfield in 20-30 seconds after I killed him (no pulse warm to touch, shot him 2 times to be sure he was dead) to shot me when we attacked the combatlocker in the jail? This was literally impossible since we had only 2 hostiles on the server at that point.

3. could the guy detect my friend with the m4 from the crashsite, while he was hiding in the woods behind the jail. my friend watched the door while he was inside and he couldn't have left without cheating, he did NOT relog that time.

4. Sometimes they exactly knew where we were, sometimes they didn't. It was like the hacker only turned the cheats on when they lost the fight. So why not just play and learn how to the hard way instead of choosing the easy way out and turn on cheats when you lose control of a situation?

 

Those 2 did there absolut best to make it look like they didn't cheat (aside from the obvious ghosting into the top floor jail) but it was so obvious it was really laughable. Just because you don't use an aimbot people can still see when you use other cheats retards.

 

I think the reason why it played out this way and we didn't just got killed instantly was that only one of the two was cheating. The second guy "only" used the information he got from the actual hacker.

 

It was satisfying though that we could kill them more often without artificial help from cheatsoftware or ghosting anyway. I'm just sad that my character had to go like this, I survived around 20 shootouts (3 weeks, around 100 hours), which is a considerable amount in this game I guess.

didnt read .......sorry

[slippery gypsy 107]

Yesterday/ This morning.

 

Hackers are getting more stupid by the minute:

 

I played with 3 friends yesterday. It was 1 am so the server was pretty much empty at that point, only 2 other guys left.

 

One of my friends gets shot at nwaf towerjail entrance. we get the guy who did it, my friend shoots the 2nd guy who was with him as well.

I shot him in the back from 100 meters with a mosin, he is still alive. suddenly he gets back up after being 10 seconds unconscious and shoots my 2nd friend who is in front of him.

 

Anyway me and my 3rd friend are left on the airfield. so after some time the two enemys are coming back in hope to get their gear. We wait for our friends to do the same. My buddy is in the in jail, im outside.

I shoot enemy Nr.1 again, I went up to him took his guns, checked his puls and emptied the guns he had (mosin and blaze). The second guy leaves the server and comes back in after some time, my buddy is guessing he is logging back in his back in the jail (hence infamous ghosting), which he does. me and my buddy see him up the stairs and we literally shot 50-60 bullets m4 and akm at him but he just won't die. then I hear a mosin shot from the right and i'm dead. headshot. this happened 20-30 seconds after I killed the 2nd guy and there where ONLY my friends and the 2 enemys on the server. when we first met them they where hording a ton of stuff in the jail which they I can only guess cheated as well.

 

We all respawned and our firend who got killed first found an helicrashsite and was waiting for us near the jail but he got killed again by the same guys who just popped out behind him in the woods.

 

So my friend who got killed last got to the jail again and grabbed my mosin. The 2nd enemy who was ghosting did it a second time after that and they killed each other. (I'm so proud of my friend who never used a mosin to get the m4 dude *tears of happiness@ Kora*)

 

So how

 

1. Did the guy get back from being unconscious in 10 seconds after getting hit by a mosin from 100 meters? is that even possible to get back up so fast?

2. Did the combatlocker in the jail get an m4 right after he respawned?

2. Could the ONLY other enemy we had on the server get to the west airfield in 20-30 seconds after I killed him (no pulse warm to touch, shot him 2 times to be sure he was dead) to shot me when we attacked the combatlocker in the jail? This was literally impossible since we had only 2 hostiles on the server at that point.

3. could the guy detect my friend with the m4 from the crashsite, while he was hiding in the woods behind the jail. my friend watched the door while he was inside and he couldn't have left without cheating, he did NOT relog that time.

4. Sometimes they exactly knew where we were, sometimes they didn't. It was like the hacker only turned the cheats on when they lost the fight. So why not just play and learn how to the hard way instead of choosing the easy way out and turn on cheats when you lose control of a situation?

 

Those 2 did there absolut best to make it look like they didn't cheat (aside from the obvious ghosting into the top floor jail) but it was so obvious it was really laughable. Just because you don't use an aimbot people can still see when you use other cheats retards.

 

I think the reason why it played out this way and we didn't just got killed instantly was that only one of the two was cheating. The second guy "only" used the information he got from the actual hacker.

 

It was satisfying though that we could kill them more often without artificial help from cheatsoftware or ghosting anyway. I'm just sad that my character had to go like this, I survived around 20 shootouts (3 weeks, around 100 hours), which is a considerable amount in this game I guess.

more to the point dayz hackage is not really ... ohhhhhh you glitchage ....

[Evil Minion 943]

I looked through my Binoculars (which 0.45 took away from me :( ) and then switched to a pistol which made me walk right through the wall in front of me.

 

didnt read .......sorry

Still full quote...

[umberfive 89]

didnt read .......sorry

But posted anyway... lol

[umberfive 89]

Those are not hackers. They used ready-to-use tools. They are shady usufructuaries.

[TyrDaishi 36]

Hackers crackers usufructuaries whatever they are they won't feel more belittled because you give them other names ;) That is just not part of the self obsessed personalitys cheaters are posessing.

[problembarn420 3]

Those are not hackers. They used ready-to-use tools. They are shady usufructuaries.

Word of the day? :D

I learned one atleast, thanks umberfive and google.

[slippery gypsy 107]

usufructuaries ..... ohhhhhhh you

[Grimey Rick 3417]

Yesterday/ This morning.

Hackers are getting more stupid by the minute:

I played with 3 friends yesterday. It was 1 am so the server was pretty much empty at that point, only 2 other guys left.

One of my friends gets shot at nwaf towerjail entrance. we get the guy who did it, my friend shoots the 2nd guy who was with him as well.

I shot him in the back from 100 meters with a mosin, he is still alive. suddenly he gets back up after being 10 seconds unconscious and shoots my 2nd friend who is in front of him.

Anyway me and my 3rd friend are left on the airfield. so after some time the two enemys are coming back in hope to get their gear. We wait for our friends to do the same. My buddy is in the in jail, im outside.

I shoot enemy Nr.1 again, I went up to him took his guns, checked his pulse and emptied the guns he had (mosin and blaze). The second guy leaves the server and comes back in after some time, my buddy is guessing he is logging back in his back in the jail (hence infamous ghosting), which he does. me and my buddy see him up the stairs and we literally shot 50-60 bullets m4 and akm at him but he just won't die. then I hear a mosin shot from the right and i'm dead. headshot. this happened 20-30 seconds after I killed the 2nd guy and there where ONLY my friends and the 2 enemys on the server. when we first met them they where hording a ton of stuff in the jail which they I can only guess cheated as well.

We all respawned and our friend who got killed first found an helicrashsite and was waiting for us near the jail but he got killed again by the same guys who just popped out behind him in the woods.

So my friend who got killed last got to the jail again and grabbed my mosin. The 2nd enemy who was ghosting did it a second time after that and they killed each other. (I'm so proud of my friend who never used a mosin to get the m4 dude *tears of happiness@ Kora*)

So how

1. Did the guy get back from being unconscious in 10 seconds after getting hit by a mosin from 100 meters? is that even possible to get back up so fast?

2. Did the combatlocker in the jail get an m4 right after he respawned?

2. Could the ONLY other enemy we had on the server get to the west airfield in 20-30 seconds after I killed him (no pulse warm to touch, shot him 2 times to be sure he was dead) to shot me when we attacked the combatlocker in the jail? This was literally impossible since we had only 2 hostiles on the server at that point.

3. could the guy detect my friend with the m4 from the crashsite, while he was hiding in the woods behind the jail. my friend watched the door while he was inside and he couldn't have left without cheating, he did NOT relog that time.

4. Sometimes they exactly knew where we were, sometimes they didn't. It was like the hacker only turned the cheats on when they lost the fight. So why not just play and learn how to the hard way instead of choosing the easy way out and turn on cheats when you lose control of a situation?

Those 2 did there absolut best to make it look like they didn't cheat (aside from the obvious ghosting into the top floor jail) but it was so obvious it was really laughable. Just because you don't use an aimbot people can still see when you use other cheats retards.

I think the reason why it played out this way and we didn't just got killed instantly was that only one of the two was cheating. The second guy "only" used the information he got from the actual hacker.

It was satisfying though that we could kill them more often without artificial help from cheatsoftware or ghosting anyway. I'm just sad that my character had to go like this, I survived around 20 shootouts (3 weeks, around 100 hours), which is a considerable amount in this game I guess.

TL;DR.

[Trivi 4]

I am gonna share a positive one - spawned in Tulga , ran to Kamishovo and found a mosin in the police station and ... an LRS in the red building with the water well near the road ... DayZ oh you :)

[Red_Ensign 990]

Killed someone, ripped off hs 75 drummag and 30mags. Opened a door, accidently hit reload them, reloaded a 30rnd mag but had no space for th 75 one. 75 mag vanished into the warp.

 

when gear vanishes like that, it usually appears one level down in the building.  if I go downstairs I usually find it.

 

(and hopefully the server doesn't kick you before you find it)

Edited June 25, 2014 by Red_Ensign

[Khanarac 252]

Except it was no building. 

[Mancomb 131]

didnt read .......sorry

 

 

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[crazykage 1063]

usufructuaries.....that's a new one for me. "One who has the enjoyment of something". I actually had to look that up. And I have a pretty sizable vocabulary....

Anyway, here's one that we have all no doubt experienced:

Find weapon "A". Get excited and grab it.

Find every item, ammo, mags, and accessories for EVERY other weapon, but nothing for weapon "A".

Drop weapon "A" because you have found weapon "B", for which you have seen a TON of related items EVERYWHERE.

Suddenly stop seeing items for weapon "B", but are now finding everything you needed for weapon "A", but not the weapon itself.

DayZ....oh you....

Edited June 26, 2014 by Crazykage

[roguetrooper 201]

just sprayed my 75 round akm drum mag green ... changed it to a 30 round mag......DAYZ ohhhhh you.....

any other rage-tastic moments similar please share 

 

So what does it do? Killing the player?

Edited June 26, 2014 by RogueTrooper

[scriptfactory 620]

Every time I am killed by a hacker. DayZ, oohh you... son of a...

Edited June 26, 2014 by scriptfactory

[umberfive 89]

usufructuaries.....that's a new one for me. "One who has the enjoyment of something". I actually had to look that up. And I have a pretty sizable vocabulary....

Anyway, here's one that we have all no doubt experienced:

Find weapon "A". Get excited and grab it.

Find every item, ammo, mags, and accessories for EVERY other weapon, but nothing for weapon "A".

Drop weapon "A" because you have found weapon "B", for which you have seen a TON of related items EVERYWHERE.

Suddenly stop seeing items for weapon "B", but are now finding everything you needed for weapon "A", but not the weapon itself.

DayZ....oh you....

 

I know what you mean, comrade. And now where I have my Mosin with kompensator, bayonett, LRS and bipod, they take all away.  :')