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Do you savor the flavor because this may be the last pristine banana you ever find in Chernarus?

 

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I've....I've been.....STARING....at that .gif of the.....extremely attractive individual of the female presumption for about 5 minutes now.....I can't remove my eyes.......

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I'll be in my bunk, with a warmed-up can of beans and a box of tissues... 

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FAPPIN 2 DAT GIF....

 

not Steaks  :rolleyes:

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FAPPIN 2 DAT GIF....

 

not Steaks  :rolleyes:

The warmed-up can o' beans is because I am hungry, and the box of tissues are for me tears because I will never meet that goddess in real life. 

....pervert.

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....pervert.

 

Hey, She is the one molesting that poor banana. 

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i have found 5 pristine fresh bananas in total.

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You're all forgetting the fresh kiwi are you?

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I eat all the fruits i find immediately.

 

This. They offer little in terms of actual hunger boost and take up a slot that could be filled by more useful items.

 

I certainly wouldn't go out of my way for a piece of fruit in comparison a tin of beans.

 

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On the subject of McConaughey, does anyone else think he's done a great job of turning himself from shitty rom com muppet into a really good character actor? Dallas Buyers Club, Mud, True Detective (which reminds me I need to go watch the last episode). I used to hate McConaughey in stuff, now I can't get enough of the guy.

 

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I find bananas all the time. It's the pristine apples that always elude me.

I happened to find one this morning.   ;)

 

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I've....I've been.....STARING....at that .gif of the.....extremely attractive individual of the female presumption for about 5 minutes now.....I can't remove my eyes.......

 

The Female presumption you say? Does that mean she's actually a he?

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The Female presumption you say? Does that mean she's actually a he?

Maybe he meant persuasion.

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Maybe he meant persuasion.

I did. I was...rather distracted when I was typing that out.

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I did. I was...rather distracted when I was typing that out.

^ 1handed.

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I happened to find one this morning.   ;)

 

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Wow that is the biggest apple I have ever seen, looks like you can just about hold it.

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