When you find...

[oregonized 673]

 

Do you savor the flavor because this may be the last pristine banana you ever find in Chernarus?

 

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

[Whyherro123 2283]

I've....I've been.....STARING....at that .gif of the.....extremely attractive individual of the female presumption for about 5 minutes now.....I can't remove my eyes.......

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I'll be in my bunk, with a warmed-up can of beans and a box of tissues... 

[Irish. 4886]

FAPPIN 2 DAT GIF....

 

not Steaks  :rolleyes:

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[Whyherro123 2283]

FAPPIN 2 DAT GIF....

 

not Steaks  :rolleyes:

The warmed-up can o' beans is because I am hungry, and the box of tissues are for me tears because I will never meet that goddess in real life. 

....pervert.

[enforcer1975 1111]

Try a warm apple pie and close your eyes...

[Irish. 4886]

....pervert.

 

Hey, She is the one molesting that poor banana. 

[BiGoDeViN (DayZ) 423]

More of a pristine baked beans man myself.

 

[blacklabel79 949]

what the...i...i...

 

i dont understand...

 

ö_ö

[Facetentacles 92]

I find bananas all the time. It's the pristine apples that always elude me.

[en1mal 12]

I eat all the fruits i find immediately.

[DMentMan 707]

i have found 5 pristine fresh bananas in total.

[rickenbacker 190]

Nah. I just lament the fact that I can't put it in my chest holster!

[antonioajc 500]

You're all forgetting the fresh kiwi are you?

2 HUT 4 U

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[Krawallkurt 118]

I eat it in one pice...

[[frl]myke 68]

The puberty is strong in this thread. ;)

[Munson_fry (DayZ) 312]

[rickyriot 1009]

I eat all the fruits i find immediately.

 

This. They offer little in terms of actual hunger boost and take up a slot that could be filled by more useful items.

 

I certainly wouldn't go out of my way for a piece of fruit in comparison a tin of beans.

 

[rickyriot 1009]

 

On the subject of McConaughey, does anyone else think he's done a great job of turning himself from shitty rom com muppet into a really good character actor? Dallas Buyers Club, Mud, True Detective (which reminds me I need to go watch the last episode). I used to hate McConaughey in stuff, now I can't get enough of the guy.

 

[oregonized 673]

I find bananas all the time. It's the pristine apples that always elude me.

I happened to find one this morning.   ;)

 

[Leo Balzac 190]

I've....I've been.....STARING....at that .gif of the.....extremely attractive individual of the female presumption for about 5 minutes now.....I can't remove my eyes.......

 

The Female presumption you say? Does that mean she's actually a he?

[oregonized 673]

The Female presumption you say? Does that mean she's actually a he?

Maybe he meant persuasion.

[Whyherro123 2283]

Maybe he meant persuasion.

I did. I was...rather distracted when I was typing that out.

[Irish. 4886]

I did. I was...rather distracted when I was typing that out.

^ 1handed.

[Jolunn 54]

I happened to find one this morning.   ;)

 

 

Wow that is the biggest apple I have ever seen, looks like you can just about hold it.