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Just thought I'd let you all know:
 

20:21 - Hicks_206: Trees confirmed in SA
20:22 - Hicks_206: You heard it here first
20:22 - Hicks_206: It is possible that your character may, or may not breath air.
 
Source: Steam DayZ Group Chat
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Just thought I'd let you all know:

 

20:21 - Hicks_206: Trees confirmed in SA
20:22 - Hicks_206: You heard it here first
20:22 - Hicks_206: It is possible that your character may, or may not breath air.
 
Source: Steam DayZ Group

 

GET TO THE HYPE TRAIN! IT'S HAPPENING!

 

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Edit: of course not....

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GET TO THE HYPE TRAIN! IT'S HAPPENING!

 

JIXQAOP.gif

 

Edit: of course not....

 

 

 

Dont start again .. then from nowhere its not habbening..

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So it was almost ready for release? last Friday they fixed a bug, they found a smaller "subtle" bug behind and it has been a week today since the "subtle" bug was found what the progress on this smaller bug and why has it taken a week to fix it or not fix it. what is it! when is the release! stop with the water boarding!

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So it was almost ready for release? last Friday they fixed a bug, they found a smaller "subtle" bug behind and it has been a week today since the "subtle" bug was found what the progress on this smaller bug and why has it taken a week to fix it or not fix it. what is it! when is the release! stop with the water boarding!

*smacks*

SNAP OUT OF IT!

we just have to wait.

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So it was almost ready for release? last Friday they fixed a bug, they found a smaller "subtle" bug behind and it has been a week today since the "subtle" bug was found what the progress on this smaller bug and why has it taken a week to fix it or not fix it. what is it! when is the release! stop with the water boarding!

 

You are waterboarding yourself. Go outside, kick a ball, find some conkers. Winter is almost here, there be plenty of time to play the standalone.

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I don't want to disappoint you, but the biggest part of loot didn't exist on server, their spawn was turned off...

 

No loot confirmed in standalone.

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No loot confirmed in standalone.

Only hardcore

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Not to go off topic, but I think it does too.

That gif alone is a perfect summation of the shows quality. Awful.

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You are waterboarding yourself. Go outside, kick a ball, find some conkers. Winter is almost here, there be plenty of time to play the standalone.

then spring came and still no signs of Alpha...

 

and so spring fell to winter and again to summer.. and so forth and so forth...

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then spring came and still no signs of Alpha...

 

and so spring fell to winter and again to summer.. and so forth and so forth...

 

So the seasonal cycle is Spring > Winter > Summer > Fall.

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Average DayZ Standalone development day for Dean Hall:

Meet at work at 2pm.

Attempt to make coffee.

Notice the absence of coffee in the coffee machine.

Accuse entire development team of being lazy slobs who don't refill the coffee machine when they're supposed to.

 

Sigh out loud and then refill it.

Take a 30 minute coffee break.

Go over yesterday's development progress with dev team.

Draw nice sketches on draw board of what "could be" done during the day, for many hours.

Fall asleep at dev chair and wake up hours later.

Drink more coffee.

Write a piece of code to fix a bug.

Break the entire game system by implementing that 'fix'.

Come up with a new fix for the previous fix.

Complain about nothing working as it should.

rinse and repeat until nothing is ever done.

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Average DayZ Standalone development day for Dean Hall:

Meet at work at 2pm.

Attempt to make coffee.

Notice the absence of coffee in the coffee machine.

Accuse entire development team of being lazy slobs who don't refill the coffee machine when they're supposed to.

 

Sigh out loud and then refill it.

Take a 30 minute coffee break.

Go over yesterday's development progress with dev team.

Draw nice sketches on draw board of what "could be" done during the day, for many hours.

Fall asleep at dev chair and wake up hours later.

Drink more coffee.

Write a piece of code to fix a bug.

Break the entire game system by implementing that 'fix'.

Come up with a new fix for the previous fix.

Complain about nothing working as it should.

rinse and repeat until nothing is ever done.

 

 

Love how he arrives at 2pm.

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Average DayZ Standalone development day for Dean Hall:

Meet at work at 2pm.

Attempt to make coffee.

Notice the absence of coffee in the coffee machine.

Accuse entire development team of being lazy slobs who don't refill the coffee machine when they're supposed to.

Sigh out loud and then refill it.

Take a 30 minute coffee break.

Go over yesterday's development progress with dev team.

Draw nice sketches on draw board of what "could be" done during the day, for many hours.

Fall asleep at dev chair and wake up hours later.

Drink more coffee.

Write a piece of code to fix a bug.

Break the entire game system by implementing that 'fix'.

Come up with a new fix for the previous fix.

Complain about nothing working as it should.

rinse and repeat until nothing is ever done.

Your life is an abyss of bitter hate.

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JHypyNv.gif

 

hahah hilarious!!!

Best gif in the history of internet...

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