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Is it out?

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope!

 

 

EDIT: 123rd post.

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The number of steam players growing rapidly! Are they calling in all available testers again? Could this be the final stability testing of the Integration build?

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nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope!

 

 

EDIT: 123rd post.

Okay, I will check this next year.

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The number of steam players growing rapidly! Are they calling in all available testers again? Could this be the final stability testing of the Integration build?

We can only hope, and beg for tidbits from rocket, and the early testers. On another note Matt lightfoot is on.

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The number of steam players growing rapidly! Are they calling in all available testers again? Could this be the final stability testing of the Integration build?

It better be so... It is already eating my soul! 

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Maybe they are stress testing how long the server can last (time wise) before it crashes and that is the reason that the server hasn't been reset in over 4 days (if that is what the last DB update means).

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Guys, i dreamed about being in the world of DayZ last night. I entered some building looking for some food, then i meet a guy. I yelled FRIENDLY!!!! But he killed me and i woke up. 

 

DayZ is coming out this month, this has to be a sign. Or it can be a sign that i need to visit an asylum.

Erm, its not a sign that its coming out soon, just a sign of you becoming slowly insane, like myself, i have had these visions and dreams you had your first, i have had these for the last 2 months every week

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So it looks like they've let more people into the pre-alpha?

 

Yeah I got my key. Not liking a lot of the new features though

 

-They've decided to do a switch to minecraft graphics

-Guns jam 70% of the time to deter PVP

-Zombies hug you and once you're swarmed you can't move because of the hugs so you have to quit.

-It's mission based now, no more open world concept. Can only travel on the roads.

-Once an hour the Chernarus Volcano goes off and kills everything in order to solve end game problem.

-No more airfields because there are no more aerial vehicles. (You can make paper airplanes with the new crafting skill. Requires lvl 36).

-They removed hatchets because "they were op"

-They have classes now (Lifeguard: +10 swimming to start, Pilot: no aerial vehicles so no stat boost, Ewok: -100 strength and requires bath every 5 minutes, and Rock: you just play as a rock and can't get killed by zombies. Can travel in someone's backpack.)

-Turned the sky cyan because Rocket said "Looks cool."

-If another player is near you it logs you out automatically (Rocket: "Just in case.")

 

-Forgot to mention: They also adjusted the sound so the pitch of Inception's in-game voice is now normal.

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@AnarchyBrownies

 

Sounds great. One thing though: Any problems with hackers so far?

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@AnarchyBrownies

 

Sounds great. One thing though: Any problems with hackers so far?

 

Fraggle and Lightfoot just seem to be spawning cows from the sky the whole time. They're not good testers but they're in by default.

 

And they keep spamming the chat with: "We r in ur bubble lol"

 

EDIT: Good question too, it's nice to be able to give feedback.

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I thought they where saying "Get tha hell away from my bubble"

 

/A

 

No, you're right, they were. But only after they invaded your bubble with hacks. Then they acted like it was theirs.

 

I'm telling you, they're both pricks and no one can tell them off or you get kicked. I hate the standalone.

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I hate the standalone.

 

But...but...

 

They also adjusted the sound so the pitch of Inception's in-game voice is now normal.

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No you used to sound mature, now they've got you down to your age level and it's like listening to a Mickey Mouse movie.

 

And you annihilate so it's somewhat terrifying. Like this:

 

http://youtu.be/8tltj8CxOCc?t=2m25s

 

Wow. You have hurt my feelings with your lies and slander.

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Wow. You have hurt my feelings with your lies and slander.

 

BAN ME! I DARE YOU! BAN ME! 

 

#posturing #tough #banned #DayZDaily

 

 

 

I'm lonely and struggle socially in real life

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BAN ME! I DARE YOU! BAN ME! 

 

#posturing #tough #banned #DayZDaily

 

 

 

I'm lonely and struggle socially in real life

 

Lol, right, on-topic now.

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What topic? ;)

 

Rocket logged into the forum again, must be working on the secret SA section.

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Rocket logged into the forum again, must be working on the secret SA section.

 

Seriously? *Sigh*

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What topic? ;)

 

It's a new day (in my time zone). Not one person has claimed the Standalone is coming out today. This could be your chance! Be the first one because it's going to happen 30 more times before the day is through!

 

Hoping for a little information today, specifically from Rocket if we're lucky.

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Wonder how many servers they are preparing to avoid launch disaster? (anyone who still believes in "soft" launch with 1000 people is deluded IMHO). Using any auto-scaling Cloud tech like from Amazon? Does the hive still run on MySQL?  :o

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It's a new day (in my time zone). Not one person has claimed the Standalone is coming out today. This could be your chance! Be the first one because it's going to happen 30 more times before the day is through!

 

Hoping for a little information today, specifically from Rocket if we're lucky.

That would be so nice. Its been a while without any real information.

I would love a progress report actually showing something *hint* devblog :)

 

Sad that it is the time they are lacking the most :(

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