DAYZ Store 33 Posted August 15, 2013 Hello all We're the official DAYZ store and we're looking out for new designs to put onto DAYZ clothing. Alot of the jokes in this thread (http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/101087-your-best-dayz-jokes/page-5) are great and we'd like to put them onto t-shirts with different DAYZ logos and let you guys vote on the best joke, the winner gets a one-off hoodie with the winning joke. All the jokes will be put onto t-shirts for you all to buy. Let us know if it's cool for us to start this project, we'd love to do it! We're creating this competition for a bit of fun... P.S. We've already posted this competition in the DAYZ jokes thread, but think it will be better to start a new one with all the jokes that people want to enter... 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Statik (DayZ) 2695 Posted August 15, 2013 Great idea, so we put the jokes on this thread? Or the one in the OP? o.O 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Statik (DayZ) 2695 Posted August 15, 2013 "Come to my Medic Base in Tulga" 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Welch (DayZ) 756 Posted August 15, 2013 Friendlies in Cherno!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Statik (DayZ) 2695 Posted August 15, 2013 Friendlies in Cherno!?http://joystickjunkies.com/dayz/day-z-anyone-in-cherno-black-t-shirt.html 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrLoK 16185 Posted August 15, 2013 "There is no Release Date!" 11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MOS182 63 Posted August 15, 2013 DayZ: The Battle for the Beans. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nik21 287 Posted August 15, 2013 (edited) (Megrex): "Friendly in cherno supermarket?"Megrex was killed based on a real story Edited August 15, 2013 by Nik21 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OfficerRaymond 2064 Posted August 15, 2013 "One does not simply release DayZ Standalone..." "I used to know what it looked like outside, then I started playing DayZ... What Day is it again??" "Heinz Beans. Keeping survivors of the apocalypse happy, one can at a time." (Giant Heinz Beans can on the back) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lvg 1690 Posted August 15, 2013 "Reloading" (insert image of hatched) 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MOS182 63 Posted August 15, 2013 (edited) A group of bandits reaction... Edited August 15, 2013 by MOS182 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rossums 2190 Posted August 15, 2013 'DayZ: Hiking Simulator 2013' 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cautoad 216 Posted August 15, 2013 (edited) "It's done when it's done." Edited August 15, 2013 by WoodleDoodle 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cautoad 216 Posted August 15, 2013 (edited) 'steve fapp hard was killed' Edited August 15, 2013 by WoodleDoodle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheDesigner 1197 Posted August 15, 2013 What's the difference between a bandit and a zombie? One's a brainless killer and the other smells bad. You decide which is which. hue hue hue hue too funni Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrumpyGat (DayZ) 497 Posted August 15, 2013 So a zombie walks into a bar... through the wall. 13 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BwobBwub 660 Posted August 15, 2013 Don't Slam the Door! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheLastEmp 295 Posted August 15, 2013 I Still think: "Cover me! I'm reloading!!"With a picture of an axe, is one of the best ones I've seen So many good ones! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Friendly Bandit 137 Posted August 15, 2013 WTF YOU SAID YOU WERE FRIENDLY (lol, a little retarded, but its the best my sleep-addled brain can come up with) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigChef 55 Posted August 15, 2013 "Hey, I'm new here...where are you?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rooniedoo 68 Posted August 15, 2013 (edited) "Call of Duty Zombies, way better than DayZ"Oh, and "I used to be a hero like you...till I took a hachet to the face" Edited August 15, 2013 by Rooniedoo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanielTy88 133 Posted August 16, 2013 (edited) DayZ: Go break a leg...literally... DayZ: Bloodbag me bro! DayZ: Loot of my life! DayZ: Where hoarding is a good thing. Edited August 16, 2013 by DanielTy88 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Imafighter 236 Posted August 16, 2013 "You can trust me." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
colekern 1364 Posted August 16, 2013 "Reloading" (insert image of hatched) I spent about two seconds on this: 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
