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Hallo ... my name a Borat and mankini is for king of ze castle ... wee-wah-woo-wah

 

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I imagine reaction of some guy after he is murder by one guy who wear this shit :D

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These guys *need* girlfriends...

 

 

 

 

 

(after they've given me that epic suit)

NEIN! WE GIVE OUR LIVES TO THE EMPRAH!!!!

Ahem...

I want this...

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Clocks ticking Rocket...

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tick tock, Tick tock....

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NEIN! WE GIVE OUR LIVES TO THE EMPRAH!!!!

Ahem...

I want this...

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Clocks ticking Rocket...

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tick tock, Tick tock....

Why would you dress like Hans Lansa?

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A sports bra and I'm ready to go!

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I want a black beanie with the words, "420yoloswegblazeitfgitnoballzfitem3irlm8"

 

Lol you're killing it today skat3rat... can we patent that beanie?

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can we patent that beanie?

 

Only if I get what KoS calls, "Jiggy" time with these fine women.

 

 

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Speedos, probably...

 

Either that, or my current Halo 4 armor, which got changed around by some children recently. https://spartans.svc.halowaypoint.com/players/Applejaxc/h4/spartans/fullbody?target=large

 

I can't put the whole picture. It's not accepted by "this community" apparently.

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Be difficult putting a 5.56 through that!

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Of course the Dude's Sweater would be nice

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A doctor jackets.

 

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something to make you standout like a sore thumb?glad you're thinking of the ones who don't liek you and want to shoot you.

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I would love to see a keffiyeh (in different colors and patterns.).

 

I would also love to have an option to wear it around your neck, or over your face.

 

 

This is a Keffiyeh worn around the neck of a German soldier:

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A gorilla suit, I could scare the sh!t out of some people with that...

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I really loved the S.T.A.L.K.E.R theme. Obviously it isn't the same setting, but the gas mask could some how connect with air born diseases if something like that was ever to exist in DayZ.

Besides, it looks majorly badass.

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Darth Vader mask bitches

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Look at my pants,

My pants are amazing,

Give them a lick,

Mmmm tastes of moderation.

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Orlok, where's that mankini you love so much?  The Sean connery one?

 

Is it a Mankini?  I can't remember but that's what you should request.

see above, your wish is my command.

 

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A kilt.

It would just add insult to injury and strike fear into the hearts of the bambis.

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