Rocket said..

[Hetstaine 10852]

I made that up ;) 

[uncledude426@gmail.com 107]

 I heard July.

 

 

 The 31st.

 

 

I also heard this!

 

 

 

Just now...

[Hetstaine 10852]

Yeah it was in some post about Rocket

[Maca (DayZ) 769]

I hope your source isn't reliable with the 31st ;) as I may have to cancel all future plans as of this moment.  

 

 

 

 

 

You didn't happen to get what year???????

[Groovex (DayZ) 3]

Rocket liar. I not trust him anymore.

[thehero 119]

I heard July.

The 31st.

IT IS OFFICIAL FOLKS!!!!! DAYZ STANDALONE TO BE RELEASED JULY 31!!!!!! 1000% CONFIRMED STRAIGHT FROM ROCKETS MOUTH TO HETSTAINE BEAUTIFUL EARS THEN OUT HIS SEXY MOUTH!

I'm sure you will be quoted as fact Lol

[Mos1ey 6301]

Official release date: August eleventy-first.

[Hetstaine 10852]

Two official dates. Divide them by three dead kamenkans, add one crashed heli and one unnanounced server restart and you have the answer.

Eleventy may or may not be part of the answer, but it is close.

[boneboys 7988]

It'll be done when it's done, pew pew.

[SmashT 10907]

Can't be July 31st as Rocket is leaving for his expedition to the South Pole then.
 

It's a joke. Please stop sending Rocket death threats.

Edited July 23, 2013 by SmashT

[IkaikaKekai 1957]

Guys guys, come on now...Rocket Clearly stated that it would be released on Smarch 13th 2013, when the weather will be lousy so we can all stay inside and play Standalone.  Donuts, I mean beans to the first one who gets that reference.

[SmashT 10907]

Guys guys, come on now...Rocket Clearly stated that it would be released on Smarch 13th 2013, when the weather will be lousy so we can all stay inside and play Standalone.  Donuts, I mean beans to the first one who gets that reference.

 

On the 13th hour.

[sausagekingofchicago 4711]

 I heard July.

 

 

 The 31st.

 

 

It's obviously going to be July 32nd.

[dgeesio 1034]

well it has been mentioned 21st for gamescon they will be playing alpha so until then twiddle thumbs must be anticlockwise or dayz turn into weeks .

[SoulHunter (DayZ) 233]

well it has been mentioned 21st for gamescon they will be playing alpha so until then twiddle thumbs must be anticlockwise or dayz turn into weeks .

seems like alpha will miss that date as well hehe ^^ ;

 

http://www.reddit.com/r/dayz/comments/1iu4fv/summarizing_rockets_posts_from_the_last_couple_of/cb83pzw?context=3

[v3c1c 86]

Mom: I am going to make chicken for dinner

Kid: how good it will be?

Mom: it will be grate ... 

Kid: when it will be ready

Mom: in 2 hours

 

Mom starts cooking

 

5min later

Kid: Is it ready now

 

6min later 

Kid: Is it ready now

 

7min later

Kid: I want that FUCKING CHICKEN NOW!!!!!!!

Mom: It is not ready yet

Kid: Mom needs to be fired and replaced by who ever can make chicken

 

8minLater

Kid: GIVE me that FUCKING CHICKEN NOW OR ELSE .... (I want to stream it on internet)

Mom: OK, you can have your FUCKING CHICKEN ALPHA version

 

8min 10sec later

Kid: are you FUCKING KIDDING ME ?! your chicken is totally SHIT

 

9min later

official statement from Kid - "Mum is fucking noob coz she cant make chickens"

Edited July 23, 2013 by V3C1C

[SoulHunter (DayZ) 233]

It is my first time seeing that Dean got such a rate for one of his reddit posts..

 

 

 

It is a clear sign that the community doesn't like to be mistaken a lot. I hope rocket recognizes that and plans to do something about it..

[zombie123 (DayZ) 18]

There are no set release dates!

[OfficerRaymond 2064]

Rocket liar. I not trust him anymore.

You get no beans. Sit down, shut up, and then smash your keyboard into a pile of wires and plastic so we never have to hear that kind of ignorance spill from you again.

 

It'll be done when it's done, pew pew.

You get all the beans. Good show.

[OfficerRaymond 2064]

Mom: I am going to make chicken for dinner

Kid: how good it will be?

Mom: it will be grate ... 

Kid: when it will be ready

Mom: in 2 hours

 

Mom starts cooking

 

5min later

Kid: Is it ready now

 

6min later 

Kid: Is it ready now

 

7min later

Kid: I want that FUCKING CHICKEN NOW!!!!!!!

Mom: It is not ready yet

Kid: Mom needs to be fired and replaced by who ever can make chicken

 

8minLater

Kid: GIVE me that FUCKING CHICKEN NOW OR ELSE .... (I want to stream it on internet)

Mom: OK, you can have your FUCKING CHICKEN ALPHA version

 

8min 10sec later

Kid: are you FUCKING KIDDING ME ?! your chicken is totally SHIT

 

9min later

official statement from Kid - "Mum is fucking noob coz she cant make chickens"

Yes, but if 2 hours is to pass and the chicken not be ready, then mom shouldn't have said it'd be ready in 2 hours in the first place. She should have never set a specific time in the first place and told him that it'd be ready when it was ready. She would still probably get shit about it, but at least she couldn't be called a liar when the chicken wasn't ready when she said it would.

[OrLoK 16185]

Hello there

 

Rocket is damned if he does and damned if he doesn't.

 

I dont understand why the "community" seems to have this perceived power (which actually seems to translate into leverage occasionally) to demand info/dates/dancing from Rocket.

 

Surely anything we receive is a "Brucey Bonus"?

 

"when it's done" seems to be a good phrase.

 

rgds

 

LoK

 

PS I include myself as being part of the "community"

[OrLoK 16185]

Yes, but if 2 hours is to pass and the chicken not be ready, then mom shouldn't have said it'd be ready in 2 hours in the first place. She should have never set a specific time in the first place and told him that it'd be ready when it was ready. She would still probably get shit about it, but at least she couldn't be called a liar when the chicken wasn't ready when she said it would.

If my mum said the food would be ready in 2 hours and it wasn't, there's no way in hell i would accuse her of being a liar, nor would I blame her. Sometimes things just happen.

 

I wish folk would do the same with a game that they're less entitled to than a sunday roast by their parent.

 

L

[OfficerRaymond 2064]

If my mum said the food would be ready in 2 hours and it wasn't, there's no way in hell i would accuse her of being a liar, nor would I blame her. Sometimes things just happen.

 

I wish folk would do the same with a game that they're less entitled to than a sunday roast by their parent.

 

L

I'm looking at it from the perspective of kids outside your/my generation and using it as a metaphor. I would have never called my mother a liar, one way ticket across the room, and I hope others don't either. My post was taking what V3 said and turning it into a hypothetical metaphor :P

 

I personally don't think rocket is a liar at all, and respect almost everything he has done to make DayZ perfect. I do however think the team has made some mistakes with announcing any sort of time frame... just like mother shouldn't have said the chicken would have been ready when she didn't know for a fact. Of course she doesn't deserve to be called a liar, but I guess the idiots out there that would call her a liar can't understand that she is breaking her back to give them what they want. A plate of awesomeness.

 

Metaphors... BOOM.

Edited July 23, 2013 by OfficerRaymond

[BwobBwub 660]

I hope we get the alpha in those two months he said. I'll be kinda disappointed if we don't.

If you read on later on into the comments, he does apologies about the confusion he caused.

Edited July 23, 2013 by BwobBwub

[OfficerRaymond 2064]

I hope we get the alpha in those two months he said. I'll be kinda disappointed if we don't.

Everyone does, and we all would be. But if we don't, I guarantee it'll be just as bad as the December incident. Which is why I hold to my point of view that IF alpha isn't out by then, then dates need to no longer be announced. I'll be buying SA no matter how long it takes, but if we don't get to see something playable by the end of those two months and then another date is announced and missed... well... I'm sorry, but I see this shit turning into a 'Boy Who Cried Wolf' situation... where the hype leading up will be decimated by disappointment.  Look at standalone 3 months ago, everyone was PSYCHED. With all these dates being thrown out, people got less and less excited. Sure, that doesn't apply to us devoted members... but when SA comes out I really want to see a big united community, not a community that is at each others throats.

 

It's not asking much, I'm not asking to see a game at all... take all the time you need rocket, but all I'm asking for is for the disappointment to end.