iv never played this game before so how do i pay

[number12344321 0]

iv never played this game before so i im not shore how to get in to the game so can some one tell me

[BSB Jimmy 360]

cash or paypal.

[SmashT 10907]

1. Buy ArmA 2 and ArmA 2:Operation Arrowhead on Steam (Together they are called Combined Operations)

2. Run both ArmA 2 and ArmA 2: Operation Arrowhead once to complete installation.

3. Download DayZCommander from http://www.dayzcommander.com

4. Run DayZCommander and click the "install/update" button from the top menu.

5. Click "Install" next to ArmA. Wait for the download and install to complete.

6. Click "Install" next to DayZ. Wait for the download and install to complete.

7. Press "Done" to close the versions panel.

8. Filter "DayZ only" from the dropdown box on the left and join a server, if you want to play other mods you will need to install them also via the install/update menu.

Edited May 19, 2013 by SmashT

[Ayy baby. 29]

1. Buy ArmA 2 and ArmA 2:Operation Arrowhead on Steam (Together they are called Combined Operations)

2. Run both ArmA 2 and ArmA 2: Operation Arrowhead once to complete installation.

3. Download DayZCommander from http://www.dayzcommander.com

4. Run DayZCommander and click the "install/update" button from the top menu.

5. Click "Install" next to ArmA. Wait for the download and install to complete.

6. Click "Install" next to DayZ. Wait for the download and install to complete.

7. Press "Done" to close the versions panel.

8. Filter "DayZ only" from the dropdown box on the left and join a server, if you want to play other mods you will need to install them also via the install/update menu.

9. Go into a major city.

10. Get a Lee Enfield + Ammo.

11. Kill anything that moves, even if it shouts friendly.

[sausagekingofchicago 4711]

12. Get sniped

13. Respawn

14. Run into woods

15. Get lost in woods

[Element47 2481]

16. Alt-Tab to your browser

17. Post rant about being killed on sight

[creature 1189]

18. Make new post looking for someone to play DayZ with.

19. Get annoyed at all the server ads in your post.

20. Become KOS player.

[OrLoK 16187]

goto: post 2

[Dancing.Russian.Man 1631]

21. Get free hacks

22. Get Global Banned

23. Complain about being banned for no reason.

Edit; I think this thread is about done.

Edited May 19, 2013 by Dancing.Russian.Man

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

24. Attempt to get a new key for 2$ from a dodgy hack site and infest your system with malware.

25. Ragepost here about how Rocket and Bohemia are in cahoots to steal all our moneis.

26. Rinse and repeat.

Edited May 19, 2013 by Fraggle

[morgan32 403]

27. Become me.

[Femme Fatale 49]

iv never played this game before so i im not shore how to get in to the game so can some one tell me

Play arma 2 first to get a feel for the UI and controls....then when you feel you have a good understanding of how everything works you are almost ready for dayz! You see playing dayz is the only way to prepare you for well dayz!

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

28. Create post after why was I banned for no reason to it was a mistake after figuring out how to reinstall your new key.

29. Start a server and post adds everywhere thinking you have convinced the pubilc you never hacked.

30. Start a youtube channel and post videos of you spawning in gear to kill players.

31. Fight off rage of the public upload and snip from dayz gallery.

32. Create thread saying your done with the mod until standalone comes out because of hackers and fan boys.

33. Get banned from dayz mod forum for starting a thread calling dayz a scam after having your friends dos others.

34. Disappear until June.

35. Post I am back miss me thread.

[leviski 2152]

36. Decide maybe DayZ isn't for you

37. Drink those sorrows away

38. Return to DayZ and start from step 1

[Dekkymane 145]

1. Spawn on the coast

2. Go to elektro, get chased by hatchet guy

3. Rage in direct chat, die, go get butthurt on the forums.

[diddums 3760]

1: Turn off your pc, grab a book and don't return until you are literate.

[Mos1ey 6301]

1: Turn off your pc, grab a book and don't return until you are literate.

There's a high probablity that English isn't his first language, that's just rude. :(

[diddums 3760]

Full stops and question marks feature in most languages, but fair dos.

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

There's a high probablity that English isn't his first language, that's just rude. :(

Portuguese is the official language^[1] of Brazil, and is spoken by more than 99% of the population. Minority languages include indigenous languages, and languages of more recent European and Asian immigrants. The population speaks or signs approximately 210 languages, of which 180 are indigenous.^[2] Less than forty thousand people (about 0.02% of total population) actually speak indigenous languages in the Brazilian territory

[terrvik 2409]

Portuguese is the official language^[1] of Brazil, and is spoken by more than 99% of the population. Minority languages include indigenous languages, and languages of more recent European and Asian immigrants. The population speaks or signs approximately 210 languages, of which 180 are indigenous.^[2] Less than forty thousand people (about 0.02% of total population) actually speak indigenous languages in the Brazilian territory

Dude, you should get a job at wikipedia with knowledge like that!

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Dude, you should get a job at wikipedia with knowledge like that!

Correct

Main article: Beefsteak

The more tender cuts of beef, from the loin and rib, are cooked quickly, using dry heat, and served whole. Less tender cuts from the chuck or round are cooked with moist heat or are mechanically tenderized (e.g. cube steak). Steak can be cooked to a level of very rare (bleu, a cold raw center), rare, medium rare, medium, medium well done, or well done. Beef, unlike certain other meats, does not need to be cooked through. Food-borne human illnesses are not normally found within a beef steak, though surfaces can potentially be contaminated from handling, and thus, very rare steak (seared on the outside and raw within) is generally accepted as safe.

The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family (also known as the nightshades). The word may refer to the plant itself as well as the edible tuber. In the region of the Andes, there are some other closely related cultivated potato species. Potatoes were introduced outside the Andes region four centuries ago, and have become an integral part of much of the world's cuisine. It is the world's fourth-largest food crop, following rice, wheat and maize.^[1] Long-term storage of potatoes requires specialised care in cold warehouses.^[2]

Wild potato species occur throughout the Americas, from the United States to southern Chile.^[3] The potato was originally believed to have been domesticated independently in multiple locations,^[4] but later genetic testing of the wide variety of cultivars and wild species proved a single origin for potatoes in the area of present-day southern Peru and extreme northwestern Bolivia (from a species in the Solanum brevicaule complex), where they were domesticated 7,000–10,000 years ago.^[5][6][7] Following centuries of selective breeding, there are now over a thousand different types of potatoes.^[6] Of these subspecies, a variety that at one point grew in the Chiloé Archipelago (the potato's south-central Chilean sub-center of origin) left its germplasm on over 99% of the cultivated potatoes worldwide.^[8][9]

Edited May 19, 2013 by Steak and Potatoes

[badpaint@hotmail.com 12]

if you still/really need help...here is my skype Limitidedition

i've got nothing better to do for now

[Dancing.Russian.Man 1631]

1: Turn off you're* pc, grab a book and don't return until you are literate.

Fix'd.

[diddums 3760]

Wrong. You're is an abbreviated form of you are. Your declares ownership, in this case, your pc. You are pc is a bit wrong ;)

[morgan32 403]

Wrong. You're is an abbreviated form of you are. Your declares ownership, in this case, your pc. You are pc is a bit wrong ;)

You activated his troll card.

Edited May 20, 2013 by morgan32