I Formally Challenge Dean 'Rocket' Hall To A Duel

[Ayy baby. 29]

I Annabelle, Queen of Dayz hereby formally challenges Dean 'Rocket' Hall to a duel within Dayz. Lets put all that training you have undergone to climb Mt. Everest into practise, no better way than a cold blooded duel. The duel shall follow these strict rules.

• I will allow you to pick the server, any server you like.
  
• The main weapon must only be a Lee Enfield, no picking up any other mainhand weapon.
  
• Any sidearm you can find.
  
• No ghillie suits or camo clothing allowed, you may wear a rocket skin but I retain the right to carve it off when I win and keep it as a trophy.
  
• No help from friends on an admin map.
  
• No restriction on the tools.
  
• No Satchel charges or vehicles.
  
• The duel shall take place inside of Elektrozavodsk.
  
• No combat logging, if you combat log you must uninstal DayZ play WarZ for the rest of your life.
  
• You may enter any buildings which would not be considered a 'glitch'.
  
• You have 1 life and 1 life only, if you die you lose the duel.
  
• If you die to a zombie you also lose the duel.
  

May this be the greatest duel of DayZ and the winner of the duel will be formally crowned the king or queen of Elektrozavodsk.

So Rocket, I am calling you out, will you answer?

Moderators: Please do not Graveyard this thread, it is serious, if the thread is placed in the graveyard Rocket loses the duel.

Edited April 17, 2013 by Annabelle Queen of Dayz

[Mr Nasty 1023]

You again? Yeah I think hes responding now via smoke signals from base camp. Hang on....yes.... i see it..... it says something about 'nom nom, graveyard'. Make of that what you will.

[dgeesio 1034]

off with your head !

[Guest]

Dude you a fool. I bet you couldn't even take on Mr Nasty

[Zarniwoop 1193]

Hmmm I think we have to worry about Rocket. This is dangerous business.

Edited April 17, 2013 by Zarniwoop

[Mr Nasty 1023]

Dude you a fool. I bet you couldn't even take on DayZ Legend Mr Nasty

Fixed :D

[Ayy baby. 29]

Dude you a fool. I bet you couldn't even take on Mr Nasty

I can assure you that I would send Mr Nasty to the gallows with ease if I so pleased.

[sausagekingofchicago 4711]

Dude you a fool. I bet you couldn't even take on Mr Nasty

I would not suggest trying. Mr Nasty is not someone to tangle with. I once saw him kill a rabbit with a tin can.

[Guest]

Dude you a fool. I bet you couldn't even take on Mr badaimnoskillwhatsoeverapartfromfindingbeans Nasty

Fixed

[Target Practice (DayZ) 1335]

See, this is the problem with trolls - the first time it was vaguely amusing and well done.

Now it's just 'done'. New material, please.

[Mr Nasty 1023]

I can assure you that I would send Mr Nasty to the gallows with ease if I so pleased.

Foolywang.

[DemonGroover 8836]

So you think you can challenge the Champion without fighting the rest of us first? It doesnt work like that.

[sausagekingofchicago 4711]

I challenge DemonGroover. Makarovs at twenty paces, outside the Elektro pub, high noon. Or are ya yella?

[Ayy baby. 29]

So you think you can challenge the Champion without fighting the rest of us first? It doesnt work like that.

Conquering his knights would not be a challenge fit for a queen, a peasant possibly.

[DemonGroover 8836]

Sausage - is that GMT or EST?

Edited April 17, 2013 by DemonGroover

[Zarniwoop 1193]

No! Rocket must first name his champion in this duel of honor! Only one champion will live! Gentlemen choose your weapons:

Be about the business then!

Edited April 17, 2013 by Zarniwoop

[-Gews- 7443]

I got all excited at the mention of a duel with Lee-Enfields... then I realized you meant in-game.

: (

[Ayy baby. 29]

I got all excited at the mention of a duel with Lee-Enfields... then I realized you meant in-game.

: (

I can assure you that blood will be shed.

[Serious Stan 202]

What does climbing ME has to do with anything?

bet he will accept your "duel" just of pity

[intensity 157]

I'd Hatchet Battle you, but I have no ammo for my Hatchet.

[sausagekingofchicago 4711]

Sausage - is that GMT or EST?

[bloodtrozorx 145]

I'm putting Vegas odds! 25:1 against the Queen. All bets payable in Beanz, no AS50s accepted.

Edited April 17, 2013 by Bloodtrozorx

[Ayy baby. 29]

I'm putting Vegas odds! 25:1 against the Queen. All bets payable in Beanz, no AS50s accepted.

Outrageous odds!

[Imafighter 236]

rocket will get his lawnchair and shoot a dean hall mk. II rocket at you

[declan223@gmail.com 271]

So you think you can challenge the Champion without fighting the rest of us first? It doesnt work like that.

I recall a certain Rocket Defence Force from somewhere. @OP quit trying to get attention; it's ridiculous and frankly rather silly.