I Formally Challenge Dean 'Rocket' Hall To A Duel

[rossums 2190]

OP has crossed the line from amusing to annoying and quite possibly retarded.

[declan223@gmail.com 271]

OP has crossed the line from amusing to annoying and quite possibly retarded.

Yeah, first time 'was' funny, now? What's the saying? Third time it's on you or something.

[bloodtrozorx 145]

Outrageous odds!

Seems legit to me. Rocket beats Queen like Rock beats scissors.

[Azrail (DayZ) 211]

@OP quit trying to get attention

or quit paying attention

[liquidmind 320]

I am all for the challenge, but you should accept rockets terms.

He has only killed 1 or 2 players so far, according to his own statement, so If you manage to play a year without killing more than 2 other people, you win. If not, he wins.

What about that challenge?

[Skat3rat 1633]

OP I challenge you to a Dick dual. May the sharpest one win!

[Cap'n (DayZ) 1827]

I would not suggest trying. Mr Nasty is not someone to tangle with. I once saw him kill a rabbit with a tin can.

But can he smite a boar with a roadflare?

[Ayy baby. 29]

I am all for the challenge, but you should accept rockets terms.

He has only killed 1 or 2 players so far, according to his own statement, so If you manage to play a year without killing more than 2 other people, you win. If not, he wins.

What about that challenge?

I kill 2 players every 5 minutes when I'm on the game, nobody spared.

Edited April 17, 2013 by Annabelle Queen of Dayz

[Mos1ey 6301]

I kill 2 players every 5 minutes when I'm on the game, nobody spared.

[-Guardian- 206]

OP I challenge you to a Dick dual. May the sharpest one win!

I'll closely play the Referee to make sure it is a fair fight. ;)

[bloodtrozorx 145]

I kill 2 players every 5 minutes when I'm on the game, nobody spared.

Wow, must be hard work killing fresh spawns on the beach.

[Ayy baby. 29]

Wow, must be hard work killing fresh spawns on the beach.

Its character building.

[Inception. 9443]

It's really pointless, to be honest. Somehow I doubt Dean is going to waste his time "dueling" with someone who previously said that instead of climbing Mount Everest, he should be working on the Standalone.

And yet, here you are, telling him to use his energy on something else.

[rossymond 68]

It's depressing that i've just wasted a little bit of my life reading this.

[Ayy baby. 29]

It's really pointless, to be honest. Somehow I doubt Dean is going to waste his time "dueling" with someone who previously said that instead of climbing Mount Everest, he should be working on the Standalone.

And yet, here you are, telling him to use his energy on something else.

Its not a pointless duel.

[OrLoK 16182]

Hello there

The chances Dean (let alone any dev or mod) will take the time to "duel" you are very small.

If you were a heavy contributor to the game.forums then perhaps you'd get your chance. Why not try being a constructive member of the community first?

Rgds

LoK

[GOD™ 2795]

i challenge orlok to a cake eating contest.

[declan223@gmail.com 271]

or quit paying attention

True

[sausagekingofchicago 4711]

But can he smite a boar with a roadflare?

I'm not sure but I did see him make a boar disappear with nothing but his mind.

[Cap'n (DayZ) 1827]

I'm not sure but I did see him make a boar disappear with nothing but his mind.

None but I have yet to master the phosphorus ignited sabre, and none shall. I hereby challenge every member of the Balota Buddies server to take me on with nothing but Hatchets. We'll see who makes it out alive. Trust me, it'll be a bloodbath of 3rd degree burns and lead paint.

[Inception. 9443]

Its not a pointless duel.

Sure, alright, I'll agree with you on that.

But you have contradicted yourself. You are saying that he should be spending the time and energy that he would do on Everest, on the Standalone. And now you're asking him to duel you?

[bloodtrozorx 145]

I'm more interested in this boar related mischief anyway, can this thread now just be about different ways to kill a boar? Smiting boars with roadflares? Gotta get me some of that.

[OrLoK 16182]

i challenge orlok to a cake eating contest.

anywhere, anytime.

I can *nom* to the max.

[Faceman Peck 93]

I Annabelle, Queen of Dayz hereby formally challenges Dean 'Rocket' Hall to a duel within Dayz. Lets put all that training you have undergone to climb Mt. Everest into practise, no better way than a cold blooded duel. The duel shall follow these strict rules.

• I will allow you to pick the server, any server you like.
  
• The main weapon must only be a Lee Enfield, no picking up any other mainhand weapon.
  
• Any sidearm you can find.
  
• No ghillie suits or camo clothing allowed, you may wear a rocket skin but I retain the right to carve it off when I win and keep it as a trophy.
  
• No help from friends on an admin map.
  
• No restriction on the tools.
  
• No Satchel charges or vehicles.
  
• The duel shall take place inside of Elektrozavodsk.
  
• No combat logging, if you combat log you must uninstal DayZ play WarZ for the rest of your life.
  
• You may enter any buildings which would not be considered a 'glitch'.
  
• You have 1 life and 1 life only, if you die you lose the duel.
  
• If you die to a zombie you also lose the duel.
  

May this be the greatest duel of DayZ and the winner of the duel will be formally crowned the king or queen of Elektrozavodsk.

So Rocket, I am calling you out, will you answer?

Moderators: Please do not Graveyard this thread, it is serious, if the thread is placed in the graveyard Rocket loses the duel.

how is it a duel between you, whoever you are, and rocket will be the end all be all of duels and you will be crowned king or queen? youd have to get through the rest of us first. Failthread

[Blondedash 403]

I Annabelle, Queen of Dayz hereby formally challenges Dean 'Rocket' Hall to a duel within Dayz. Lets put all that training you have undergone to climb Mt. Everest into practise, no better way than a cold blooded duel. The duel shall follow these strict rules.

• I will allow you to pick the server, any server you like.
  
• The main weapon must only be a Lee Enfield, no picking up any other mainhand weapon.
  
• Any sidearm you can find.
  
• No ghillie suits or camo clothing allowed, you may wear a rocket skin but I retain the right to carve it off when I win and keep it as a trophy.
  
• No help from friends on an admin map.
  
• No restriction on the tools.
  
• No Satchel charges or vehicles.
  
• The duel shall take place inside of Elektrozavodsk.
  
• No combat logging, if you combat log you must uninstal DayZ play WarZ for the rest of your life.
  
• You may enter any buildings which would not be considered a 'glitch'.
  
• You have 1 life and 1 life only, if you die you lose the duel.
  
• If you die to a zombie you also lose the duel.
  

May this be the greatest duel of DayZ and the winner of the duel will be formally crowned the king or queen of Elektrozavodsk.

So Rocket, I am calling you out, will you answer?

Moderators: Please do not Graveyard this thread, it is serious, if the thread is placed in the graveyard Rocket loses the duel.

good luck getting past 1 million fanboys.