Inception. 9443 Posted September 25, 2012 (edited) I was bored this morning, so I decided to not give a fuck and take a trip to the NWAF in the white offroad.I put on direct com and enabled my headset so that whatever music/noise I was listening to would be played out of my mic.I started to blast Pink Floyd: The Wall at full volume. No fucks were given.Obviously I wasn't caring about being careful in-game.I came up over the hill at the NWAF, with the music blasting, and I noticed zombies were aggroing on someone in the middle of the airstrip.He definitely heard me. The offroad's wheels met with the tarmac, and I racked up the speed to 110 KM/H.The guy starts blasting AKM rounds towards me. No fucks given once again.He takes out the front right wheel, but the car keeps going. I can't control it, though.He was in the wrong place, at the wrong time.The offroad slams into him, breaking his legs. I hear a 'fuck you faggot' from the guy on direct com. The car then hits the rest of the 53 zombies and then comes to a stop.But wait! The guy isn't dead. Only passed out.I finished off the rest of the zombies with my trusty M14, and move over to him.I then proceeded to take all of his ammo out of his backpack [i soon found out he was out of ammo in his main inventory, as well, so that's why he didn't keep firing at the car, only a few shots].I bandaged up my little friend, gave him a blood transfusion and waited [i didn't have an epi pen on me]. He then starts talking to me."Why the fuck would you run over me you stupid shit?" he asked."Well, you shouldn't have started firing on me. That was a bad move. Tell me, do you like Pink Floyd?" I replied."Who?" he questioned.Needless to say, I was one bullet short of a full magazine.Sometimes, you just have to not give a fuck.EDIT: To update anyone on my current 'adventure', I've just had the offroad been stolen from me by a clan and am currently unconscious, trying to survive a bleedout. Wish me luck.Survived with only 32 blood left. But I'm not dead yet. I'm going to hunt them down, and wipe them off the face of Chernarus. No one steals my offroad. Edited September 25, 2012 by Inception. 23 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Defius 2 Posted September 25, 2012 "Tell me do you like Pink Floyd" would have been my first questionAfter his reply, I would have answered with my M14. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JarethJams 87 Posted September 25, 2012 This was actually a great read. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted September 25, 2012 This was actually a great read.Thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
merrfack 90 Posted September 25, 2012 (edited) let me go old school "LMFAO" Edited September 25, 2012 by merrfack 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 25, 2012 Beautiful... not knowing who Pink Floyd are is punishable by death! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DemonGroover 8836 Posted September 25, 2012 Great move.Not knowing who Pink Floyd is should be an offence punishable by death.I might try this move with Justin Bieber but i think i would aggro ALL the zombies on the map. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MuchHigher 65 Posted September 25, 2012 Wish I was there with you. I don't have any good stories like this. One time in a night server a friend and myself kept spawning near elektro and getting sniped, although it took him 20shots each time to land one on us. After he got me a couple times I just started throwing flares towards him while my friend ran around behind with a hatchet. Not nearly as interesting a story as yours, but I just stopped giving a fuck. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 25, 2012 One time in a night server Sorry, couldn't help myself but think of American Pie when i read that in my head! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zombie Jesus 723 Posted September 25, 2012 I love it when people engage in combat first and then get mad when they lose, makes no sense whatsoever.Him asking who is that is definitely a capitol crime though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted September 25, 2012 What if direct was playing up and he only heard ' Tell me, do you like Pink..? ' Great post :beans: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Aquatic Land Walrus 565 Posted September 25, 2012 Beautiful... not knowing who Pink Floyd are is punishable by death!Beautiful... not knowing who Pink Floyd are is punishable by death!Who are Pink Fly-RAtatAATAATAATATAATATATAT 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 25, 2012 Who are Pink Fly-RAtatAATAATAATATAATATATAT"Have you ever heard of Pink Floyd," ..... "Who"..... "Wrong Answer" *Boom*...... "damn kids these days" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 25, 2012 "Have you ever heard of Pink Floyd," ..... "Who"..... "Wrong Answer" *Boom*...... "damn kids these days"Gives me a nice new question to ask, "Name one of the lead singers of Genesis", i may need to stock up on ammo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smore98 225 Posted September 25, 2012 (edited) You know, it makes me wonder how, me, a 13 year old boy, would know such valuable information that would save my life in a jiffy......I guess I just love the 80's. Edited September 25, 2012 by Somore98 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DemonGroover 8836 Posted September 25, 2012 Gives me a nice new question to ask, "Name one of the lead singers of Genesis", i may need to stock up on ammoAnyone mentions Phil Collins and they are getting a hatchet in the head! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smore98 225 Posted September 25, 2012 Anyone mentions Phil Collins and they are getting a hatchet in the head!How about we listen to some of Eurythmic's "Sweet Dreams"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RogueOne 112 Posted September 25, 2012 I'm actually old enough to remember when "The Wall" was released... Damn kids now-a-dayz! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted September 25, 2012 You know, it makes me wonder how, me, a 13 year old boy, would know such valuable information that would save my life in a jiffy......I guess I just love the 80's.Haha, I can agree, being only 14 myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DemonGroover 8836 Posted September 25, 2012 I used to tell people i was one of the backing singers for Pink Floyd's Another Brick in the Wall (the kids singing part)And no, it didnt get me any girls. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 25, 2012 Anyone mentions Phil Collins and they are getting a hatchet in the head!I was thinking Peter Gabriel myself... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeoblong@yahoo.com 614 Posted September 25, 2012 Nice job Inception. I am gonna jam out some Duke Ellington, and then ask people if they know who he is. Ya damn kids and your rock and roll!! GET OF MY LAWN!!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted September 25, 2012 Nice job Inception. I am gonna jam out some Duke Ellington, and then ask people if they know who he is. Ya damn kids and your rock and roll!! GET OF MY LAWN!!!!Hahaha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeoblong@yahoo.com 614 Posted September 25, 2012 I wonder how many kids are gonna google or youtube him now? Honestly kids you should! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 25, 2012 I wonder how many kids are gonna google or youtube him now? Honestly kids you should!Probably quite a few, and they should look up Peter Gabriel too, never know they might learn something Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
