Angel Knight 427 Posted September 23, 2012 I hoard them. I'm trying to get more beans than posts - and I'm getting closer. :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evolution (DayZ) 51 Posted September 23, 2012 (edited) Beans, beans, they give you gasThey make you fart, and burn your assThe more you eat, the more it hurtsSo slow down eating to stop the squirts! Edited September 23, 2012 by evolution 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 23, 2012 Beans, beans, they give you gasThey make you fart, and burn your assThe more you eat, the more it hurtsSo slow down eating to stop the squirts!Beans Beans are a magical fruitthe more you eat the more you toot! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted September 23, 2012 huururr beanz r gay!!!!1!11! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 23, 2012 huururr beanz r gay!!!!1!11!Would you prefer muffins? i wouldn't mind muffins, i think everyone should have muffins! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted September 23, 2012 Would you prefer muffins? i wouldn't mind muffins, i think everyone should have muffins!What is a muffin? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michaelvoodoo25 3120 Posted September 23, 2012 (edited) What is a muffin?It's a small cake like bun. Not a fan, but they are great with a cup of tea or coffee. Edited September 23, 2012 by Michaelvoodoo25 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smore98 225 Posted September 23, 2012 A muffin is a magical pastry that are a good alternative to beans of Dayz......now how can I code a muffin into Dayz... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 23, 2012 What is a muffin?Soft warm delicious small cakes that are just soooo yummy! I think everyone should try Muffins and if for some strange reason you don't like them then you can always give them to me! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michaelvoodoo25 3120 Posted September 23, 2012 (edited) Haven't you ever seen a McMuffin at McDonalds?http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=steaming+turd&hl=en&qscrl=1&rlz=1T4GGIH_en-GBGB281GB284&prmd=imvns&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=7BZfUPXEPMKq0QX0-4GYCw&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1424&bih=590 Edited September 23, 2012 by Michaelvoodoo25 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 23, 2012 Haven't you ever seen a McMuffin at McDonalds?http://www.google.co...iw=1440&bih=785That is no muffin, this is a muffin. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michaelvoodoo25 3120 Posted September 23, 2012 That is no muffin, this is a muffin.beans did u see a muffin? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted September 23, 2012 I didn't think people would take my so seriously haha, I know what muffins are.Or so I think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 23, 2012 I didn't think people would take my so seriously haha, I know what muffins are.Or so I think.You best know what a muffin is.. or do i have to re-educate you in awesome cakeness Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fatherjohn 143 Posted September 23, 2012 Why is everybody getting beans and I'm not?because the rich get richer*takes beans from yowobble* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 23, 2012 because the rich get richer*takes beans from yowobble*and then richer still ;)*takes both beans from yowobble and fatherjohn* 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeoblong@yahoo.com 614 Posted September 23, 2012 and then richer still ;)*takes both beans from yowobble and fatherjohn*And the government favors the richest! (gives beans to derpy) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 23, 2012 And the government favors the richest! (gives beans to derpy)but im nice and like to share the wealth, you can have your beans back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
colekern 1364 Posted September 23, 2012 Eat them. Right next to a starving survivor. Kidding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eazy-Makaveli 33 Posted September 24, 2012 faggots, thanks for your comments, haters Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 24, 2012 faggots, thanks for your comments, hatersand you actually thought you were going to get a sensible answer?? *facepalm* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted September 24, 2012 faggots, thanks for your comments, hatersBeing a bundle of sticks is a hard life! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michaelvoodoo25 3120 Posted November 2, 2012 graveyard for posterity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
