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what do you do with beans?

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Beans, beans, they give you gas

They make you fart, and burn your ass

The more you eat, the more it hurts

So slow down eating to stop the squirts!

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Beans, beans, they give you gas

They make you fart, and burn your ass

The more you eat, the more it hurts

So slow down eating to stop the squirts!

Beans Beans are a magical fruit

the more you eat the more you toot!

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Would you prefer muffins? i wouldn't mind muffins, i think everyone should have muffins!

What is a muffin?

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What is a muffin?

It's a small cake like bun. Not a fan, but they are great with a cup of tea or coffee.

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A muffin is a magical pastry that are a good alternative to beans of Dayz...

...now how can I code a muffin into Dayz...

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What is a muffin?

Soft warm delicious small cakes that are just soooo yummy! I think everyone should try Muffins and if for some strange reason you don't like them then you can always give them to me!

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I didn't think people would take my so seriously haha, I know what muffins are.

Or so I think.

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I didn't think people would take my so seriously haha, I know what muffins are.

Or so I think.

You best know what a muffin is.. or do i have to re-educate you in awesome cakeness

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Why is everybody getting beans and I'm not?

because the rich get richer

*takes beans from yowobble*

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and then richer still ;)

*takes both beans from yowobble and fatherjohn*

And the government favors the richest! (gives beans to derpy)

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Eat them. Right next to a starving survivor. Kidding.

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faggots, thanks for your comments, haters

Being a bundle of sticks is a hard life!

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