Yo Rocket

[Hetstaine 10852]

Great to see you posting a bit again, especially in the one line thread..but i think Fraggle has something that he needs answered about the standalone. Go on Fraggle..tell him about the Swans, don't be shy ;)

[mattlightfoot 2463]

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

Lol, thx Hetstaine, but I think I'm already running the risk of pissing Rocket off with my pointless posts. That said, eating swan's would be "authentic" and tasty, and it would give my dog a glossy coat. It's a win-win and I'm surprised it's not been addressed yet.

Edited September 19, 2012 by Fraggle

[mattlightfoot 2463]

They belong to Her Majesty..... Murdering Swans is just downright wrong....... :P

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2105287/Six-swans-decapitated-butchered-breast-meat-city-park.html

[joeoblong@yahoo.com 614]

Where is Max? Slutty Zombie Hookers Matt! I said it first not Max, he is trying to ninja my ideas!!

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

I don't think her (the Queen's) immune system will cope well with the infection rendering her opinion invalid. I may even adopt her corgi's and feed her swans to them. Now that's emergent gameplay right there.

Edited September 19, 2012 by Fraggle

[Hetstaine 10852]

I don't know how to reply to that excepting to say the obvious, or as Rocket would say..'Heckers'.

Lol, thx Hetstaine, but I think I'm already running the risk of pissing Rocket off with my pointless posts. That said, eating swan's would be "authentic" and tasty, and it would give my dog a glossy coat. It's a win-win and I'm surprised it's not been addressed yet.

Authentic :D ..i am starting to put two and two together here Fraggs , you did read Matt's posted link yeah ? ...of course you did.

They belong to Her Majesty..... Murdering Swans is just downright wrong....... :P

http://www.dailymail...-city-park.html

You know before Fraggle started the whole swan thing i never thought i would ever enter 'Queen eats Swan' into google, and on a side note , is Fraggle anywhere near Alvaston Park ?

[Hetstaine 10852]

I don't think her (the Queen's) immune system will cope well with the infection rendering her opinion invalid. I may even adopt her corgi's and feed her swans to them. Now that's emergent gameplay right there.

I am really liking your line of thinking today ..please continue :D

[rocket 16567]

Those damn heckers....!!!

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

^^^User warned for spamming. Please read the sticky's before posting.

Edited September 19, 2012 by Fraggle

[joeoblong@yahoo.com 614]

^^^User warned for spamming. Please read the sticky's before posting.

2 day suspension!! Lmao Rocket got own't!

[Max Planck 7174]

Where is Max? Slutty Zombie Hookers Matt! I said it first not Max, he is trying to ninja my ideas!!

Actually this: http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/16129-chernarus-limericks/page__st__40#entry377219 is from 20. July, I was first!

[Hetstaine 10852]

Those damn heckers....!!!

I would buy the shirt ;)

Everyone is invited to Fraggle's for dinner , just remember it is byo , i heard he gets nasty if you even so much as look at his drink cabinet. Don't touch Max's hookers either.. not that you would want to ;)

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

All round to mine for a swan & hooker party. Someone grab a six-pack of beans.

[rocket 16567]

I REGRET NOTHING

[mattlightfoot 2463]

Damn Carebears coming on my forum and spamming Swan Threads......... Some men just want to watch the world burn

[joeoblong@yahoo.com 614]

Actually this: http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/16129-chernarus-limericks/page__st__40#entry377219 is from 20. July, I was first!

I stand corrected! I tip my hat to you Max! Although that wasn't a suggestion... More of a limerick. But I will not argue you had the idea posted before mine! Rocket make the pimp zombie look like Max's profile pic. :D

[Hetstaine 10852]

If i laugh anymore i am going to start spitting swan all over my keyboard.

[Inception. 9443]

Anyone else like Barbie at Swan Lake? No?

[joeoblong@yahoo.com 614]

I REGRET NOTHING

OMG Rocket you have no idea how hard I laughed over that! Good thing I got my boss addicted to DayZ or I'd been in trouble!

[byrgesen 1341]

I REGRET NOTHING

So maybe warning points isnt that bad after all? :)

[Inception. 9443]

OMG Rocket you have no idea how hard I laughed over that! Good thing I got my boss addicted to DayZ or I'd been in trouble!

Your boss is addicted to DayZ? Whaaaaa? Good job.

[joeoblong@yahoo.com 614]

Your boss is addicted to DayZ? Whaaaaa? Good job.

Yeah funny thing he bought a computer after we watched 8 hours of DayZ vids in the tower... Uncle Sam wasn't pleased that we watched them on the security terminal! Yup have loads of fear Pendragon is on duty! (my boss wasn't a gamer... Is now tho!)

Edited September 19, 2012 by Pendragon