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I was walking down some stairs when all of a sudden, SMASH. Wasn't players that killed me, wasn't zombies no. IT WAS FUCKING STAIRS!!! BEHOLD THE MIGHTY STAIRS.

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Those things happen in real life too, more frequently the older people get. It's realistic!

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How my day 36 char died... Starvation due to being teleported to debug plains. It was a fun hike. Hacker even provided enriching activities such as arts and crafts.

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Those things happen in real life too, more frequently the older people get. It's realistic!

Apparently DayZ characters age at an incredible rate so 32 days is equivalent to a 90 year life. Therefore, your bones sucked and you fell and couldn't get up.

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Those things happen in real life too, more frequently the older people get. It's realistic!

Well, my char had too pee often and he got tired quickly so there might be some truth in the fact that he got old. I should probably have taken one of those woodhouses and barricaded it, so I could live there happily until some hacker would nuke my fine house :)

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How my day 36 char died... Starvation due to being teleported to debug plains. It was a fun hike. Hacker even provided enriching activities such as arts and crafts.

There are solutions to that, you know.

Why does everyone give up so easily?

Stairs shouldn't kill a healthy player. I've fallen down them as well.

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thats nothing, i pressed Z while crouched on top of a roof. i had like 1.2k kills. sucked ass.

I've done this, but I've also randomly warped over the edge of a building. I had roughly 600 kills on that one :/

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People have to stop using days survived as a reference. My 22 day char recently got killed to a hacker, but it was after I was AFK for 10 days and Id only played on my char for the first 12 days.

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People have to stop using days survived as a reference. My 22 day char recently got killed to a hacker, but it was after I was AFK for 10 days and Id only played on my char for the first 12 days.

It's the only reference we have though, it would be great with a 'hours played' counter instead.

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It's the only reference we have though, it would be great with a 'hours played' counter instead.

That wouldn't be better as people would still be able to afk to get "hours played" up. I like the current system as it makes me feel like a real survivor when I can only count the days I have survived

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That's nothing, I killed myself by opening a port-o-potty door. Knocked me out, broke my legs, and I bled to death while passed out.

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I was walking down some stairs when all of a sudden, SMASH. Wasn't players that killed me, wasn't zombies no. IT WAS FUCKING STAIRS!!! BEHOLD THE MIGHTY STAIRS.

Or.. someone sneak up on u from behind and ended youre miserable life with his m4a1sd/mk48 from point blank.

Happens to me all the time.. i think im alone when suddenly someone sneaks up from behind and kills me, its allmost like they could teleport. ^^

But ive got my fair chare of the same feature, broke the legs from crawling thrue a open door.

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My tent killed me recently. It sucks.

Yeh watch out for thoose wild ass tents ;) they will take you down, when you turn your back on em hehe.

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My longest character, at 57 days, died to a cow. It started running at me and I suddenly died when it came in contact.

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That wouldn't be better as people would still be able to afk to get "hours played" up. I like the current system as it makes me feel like a real survivor when I can only count the days I have survived

The current system lets you log in once, play for 2 seconds and log out and let the days accumulate without ever playing. Its obviously not right. Minutes played would be better and feel free to afk, someone will kill you eventually.

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