MperorM 8 Posted September 17, 2012 I was walking down some stairs when all of a sudden, SMASH. Wasn't players that killed me, wasn't zombies no. IT WAS FUCKING STAIRS!!! BEHOLD THE MIGHTY STAIRS. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skat3rat 1633 Posted September 17, 2012 Cool story bro. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Planck 7174 Posted September 17, 2012 Those things happen in real life too, more frequently the older people get. It's realistic! 15 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skat3rat 1633 Posted September 17, 2012 UmaD?Yeah. My candy was stolen from my tent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hydra (DayZ) 472 Posted September 17, 2012 How my day 36 char died... Starvation due to being teleported to debug plains. It was a fun hike. Hacker even provided enriching activities such as arts and crafts. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CF Donuts 25 Posted September 17, 2012 Those things happen in real life too, more frequently the older people get. It's realistic!Apparently DayZ characters age at an incredible rate so 32 days is equivalent to a 90 year life. Therefore, your bones sucked and you fell and couldn't get up. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MperorM 8 Posted September 17, 2012 Those things happen in real life too, more frequently the older people get. It's realistic!Well, my char had too pee often and he got tired quickly so there might be some truth in the fact that he got old. I should probably have taken one of those woodhouses and barricaded it, so I could live there happily until some hacker would nuke my fine house :) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Just a Goat 25 Posted September 17, 2012 How my day 36 char died... Starvation due to being teleported to debug plains. It was a fun hike. Hacker even provided enriching activities such as arts and crafts.There are solutions to that, you know.Why does everyone give up so easily?Stairs shouldn't kill a healthy player. I've fallen down them as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sgt.Asshat 607 Posted September 17, 2012 thats nothing, i pressed Z while crouched on top of a roof. i had like 1.2k kills. sucked ass. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d1rty 4 Posted September 17, 2012 thats nothing, i pressed Z while crouched on top of a roof. i had like 1.2k kills. sucked ass.I've done this, but I've also randomly warped over the edge of a building. I had roughly 600 kills on that one :/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sostronk 334 Posted September 17, 2012 People have to stop using days survived as a reference. My 22 day char recently got killed to a hacker, but it was after I was AFK for 10 days and Id only played on my char for the first 12 days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Planck 7174 Posted September 17, 2012 People have to stop using days survived as a reference. My 22 day char recently got killed to a hacker, but it was after I was AFK for 10 days and Id only played on my char for the first 12 days.It's the only reference we have though, it would be great with a 'hours played' counter instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MperorM 8 Posted September 18, 2012 It's the only reference we have though, it would be great with a 'hours played' counter instead.That wouldn't be better as people would still be able to afk to get "hours played" up. I like the current system as it makes me feel like a real survivor when I can only count the days I have survived Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
omgwtfbbq (DayZ) 1069 Posted September 18, 2012 That's nothing, I killed myself by opening a port-o-potty door. Knocked me out, broke my legs, and I bled to death while passed out. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mandalore (DayZ) 76 Posted September 18, 2012 He fell down some stairs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dakilla187 28 Posted September 18, 2012 A giant boulder broke my legs when I tried to lie on it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_headripper_ 8 Posted September 18, 2012 I was walking down some stairs when all of a sudden, SMASH. Wasn't players that killed me, wasn't zombies no. IT WAS FUCKING STAIRS!!! BEHOLD THE MIGHTY STAIRS.Or.. someone sneak up on u from behind and ended youre miserable life with his m4a1sd/mk48 from point blank.Happens to me all the time.. i think im alone when suddenly someone sneaks up from behind and kills me, its allmost like they could teleport. ^^But ive got my fair chare of the same feature, broke the legs from crawling thrue a open door. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
svenbreakfast 231 Posted September 18, 2012 My 21 day guy died by being crushed between a tent and a parked car. 75% of my deaths have been shit like this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted September 18, 2012 My tent killed me recently. It sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
byrgesen 1341 Posted September 18, 2012 My tent killed me recently. It sucks.Yeh watch out for thoose wild ass tents ;) they will take you down, when you turn your back on em hehe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted September 18, 2012 My longest character, at 57 days, died to a cow. It started running at me and I suddenly died when it came in contact. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
internetTAB (DayZ) 76 Posted September 18, 2012 you made the mistake of logging in!! :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CM LEGION 29 Posted September 18, 2012 one time a noob bandit shot me wit an as50 so i alt + f4ed but i logged in dead, talk bout bs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sostronk 334 Posted September 18, 2012 That wouldn't be better as people would still be able to afk to get "hours played" up. I like the current system as it makes me feel like a real survivor when I can only count the days I have survivedThe current system lets you log in once, play for 2 seconds and log out and let the days accumulate without ever playing. Its obviously not right. Minutes played would be better and feel free to afk, someone will kill you eventually. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites