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"I'm quitting because ______ is ruining the game"

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"Oh, crap, he killed me. Guess I better...wait, where did all my stuff go? Is that a bug? Fucking alpha, they should fix this!"

"Someone took stuff out of my tent? Fucking alpha, they should fix this!"

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"Im in the Market in Cherno and a zombie followed me in, let me just grab my Lee Enfield and this 1 zombie that is troubling me will be history...........*BANG*...........AHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh zombie infestation!!!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!"

Edited by Insaneo

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this is really awesome, thanks for all the replies and suggestions!

I'm probably going to shoot this tonight and have it up by tomorrow or in the next couple of days. keep the suggestions coming!

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"I'm hungry."

"Here, i've got some spare in my pa-"

"No in real life brb foods."

"Let me just Idle in this bush."

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"Fuck my heart!"

"What's his range?"

"Chopper crash!"

"Who shot?! Who shot?!"

"Fuckin' hackers"

"Damn hackers"

"Hackers are gay"

"Someone hacked in some weapons"

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"You have my beans, sir."

"BEANS! YAAY!"

"Friendly in Cherno?"

"Did my hatchet just shoot?"

"Dude, either give me some morphine or put me out of my misery and let me respawn."

"How to salute?! ...Nevermind."

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Anyone in Cherno?

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Shit players or new players? Shit does not equal new.

There is a difference.

Everyone was new once.

rgds

LoK

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Sometimes there just are no words....

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"Let's break our legs and crawl into the ocean so we can snipe survivors from underwater"

^this actually ended up working

Edited by Shea

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I want to clear things up and say that it's not "shit new players say" or "shit noobs say" it's "shit dayz players say". all players, regardless.

"Let's break our legs and crawl into the ocean so we can snipe survivors from underwater"

^this actually ended up working

Could i get some sort of proof of that? cos if it's true i might use it.

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"OH! A hatchet, wait a sec, gotta reload it."

"Is that a player over th... OH SHIT OHSHITOHSHIT!"

"Let's just run across this open field. There's no one near us."

"I found a Lee Enfield! I'll just keep my hatchet..."

"Let's just check these apartments and then we'll move out..."

"I'm safe from zombies in this house if I close the door."

"Can zombies climb ladders? ZOMBIES CAN CLIMB LADDERS!"

"Is that a crashed heli over there? Nope, just a rock."

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