Ramblin Hans 118 Posted August 21, 2012 "FLUSHING MADE IT WORSE"Ahhahahahahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JamesR 74 Posted August 21, 2012 "I'm quitting because ______ is ruining the game" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazbake 456 Posted August 21, 2012 "Oh, crap, he killed me. Guess I better...wait, where did all my stuff go? Is that a bug? Fucking alpha, they should fix this!""Someone took stuff out of my tent? Fucking alpha, they should fix this!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M O N S T E R 599 Posted August 21, 2012 "Game is still in alpha? They should fix this!"Fixed.-MONSTER Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insaneo 65 Posted August 21, 2012 (edited) "Im in the Market in Cherno and a zombie followed me in, let me just grab my Lee Enfield and this 1 zombie that is troubling me will be history...........*BANG*...........AHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh zombie infestation!!!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!" Edited August 21, 2012 by Insaneo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skunk.five@gmail.com 44 Posted August 21, 2012 "Hey, do any of you guys have some morphine?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DannyFilming 250 Posted August 21, 2012 this is really awesome, thanks for all the replies and suggestions!I'm probably going to shoot this tonight and have it up by tomorrow or in the next couple of days. keep the suggestions coming! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mayuyu 411 Posted August 21, 2012 "I'm hungry.""Here, i've got some spare in my pa-""No in real life brb foods.""Let me just Idle in this bush." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deadend197 8 Posted August 21, 2012 "Fuck my heart!""What's his range?""Chopper crash!""Who shot?! Who shot?!""Fuckin' hackers""Damn hackers" "Hackers are gay""Someone hacked in some weapons" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheThinkTanker 26 Posted August 21, 2012 "You have my beans, sir.""BEANS! YAAY!""Friendly in Cherno?""Did my hatchet just shoot?""Dude, either give me some morphine or put me out of my misery and let me respawn.""How to salute?! ...Nevermind." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pyrik 3 Posted August 21, 2012 "WHY WONT MA HATCHET WORKKZ" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jobel 0 Posted August 21, 2012 I got another one."Why do people kill each other for fun?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SmashT 10907 Posted August 21, 2012 Anyone in Cherno? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bottlerocket 205 Posted August 21, 2012 "Ha! There's no way he could hit me from this dist....." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kody1190 0 Posted August 21, 2012 wait did i aggro that zo-OW YESIDIDRUNAWCRAPI'MBLEEDINGDOESSOMEONEHAVEABANDAGE?!?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yshido 34 Posted August 21, 2012 "The rules do not allow you to kick / ban me!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AfterShave 140 Posted August 21, 2012 Looting undetected is impossible! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blommas 4 Posted August 21, 2012 "Hey, are you friendly? Nevermind, just a zombie..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrLoK 16186 Posted August 21, 2012 Shit players or new players? Shit does not equal new.There is a difference.Everyone was new once.rgdsLoK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nalyid 28 Posted August 21, 2012 Sometimes there just are no words.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shea 13 Posted August 21, 2012 (edited) "Let's break our legs and crawl into the ocean so we can snipe survivors from underwater"^this actually ended up working Edited August 21, 2012 by Shea Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DannyFilming 250 Posted August 21, 2012 I want to clear things up and say that it's not "shit new players say" or "shit noobs say" it's "shit dayz players say". all players, regardless."Let's break our legs and crawl into the ocean so we can snipe survivors from underwater"^this actually ended up workingCould i get some sort of proof of that? cos if it's true i might use it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ivanuvo (DayZ) 117 Posted August 21, 2012 "Are you frien- and I'm dead." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkrappyLoc 0 Posted August 21, 2012 (edited) "whos shooting in cherno?" Edited August 21, 2012 by SkrappyLoc Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HavokFI 5 Posted August 21, 2012 "OH! A hatchet, wait a sec, gotta reload it.""Is that a player over th... OH SHIT OHSHITOHSHIT!""Let's just run across this open field. There's no one near us.""I found a Lee Enfield! I'll just keep my hatchet...""Let's just check these apartments and then we'll move out...""I'm safe from zombies in this house if I close the door.""Can zombies climb ladders? ZOMBIES CAN CLIMB LADDERS!""Is that a crashed heli over there? Nope, just a rock." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
