NFK 102 Posted August 17, 2012 Let's not get off topic here, let's keep it clean, let's keep talking about fisting.Because I have not stopped laughing yet. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dallas 5195 Posted August 17, 2012 DoNotImage Search. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xucphra 453 Posted August 17, 2012 Let's not get off topic here, let's keep it clean, let's keep talking about fisting.Because I have not stopped laughing yet.Can't stop coming back to this thread. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elias (DayZ) 57 Posted August 17, 2012 It would be great to do some 'fisting' with the snipers who murder noobs on the beaches...just rip open their wookie-suits and give it to them...hard and deep. Make 'em beg for more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oceanchief 15 Posted August 17, 2012 (edited) Edited August 17, 2012 by Oceanchief Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NFK 102 Posted August 17, 2012 If you use fisting all the time, you should get a new skin. I'm thinking something in leather. Or maybe latex. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgeesio 1034 Posted August 17, 2012 dutch rudder with your team mate .this could be interesting feature if added Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shevy16 1 Posted August 17, 2012 this game isn't supposed to encourage rape right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elias (DayZ) 57 Posted August 17, 2012 New spawns find that they do not have a gun, but do have some latex gloves and lubricant in their backpack.More experienced players could then help them and show them what its for... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Siorus 7 Posted August 17, 2012 Could have it as an option in the scroll down menu. Something like...Search ALICE BackpackFist 'EmGive Morphine 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elasticz 35 Posted August 17, 2012 read the title and couldn't stop laughing..... but yes fist fighting would be a nice way to get about when you fresh spawn, hopefully the Standalone will have something like a stat system for the hand to hand combat, ie agility, strength reach whatever, so like no 2 characters are the samePersonally I think that would be a very terrible idea.Maybe something for WarZ, but not for DayZ.It just doesn't fit the game, working with stats etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYLANBROCHILL 46 Posted August 17, 2012 lube would have to be an extremely rare spawn. 0.01% chance. and it will be empty. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tenzomonk 3 Posted August 17, 2012 fisting... indeed! and combos! left, right, left, right (hmmm, can you jab while fisting?).oh... and donkey punches! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pinkkifantti 11 Posted August 17, 2012 fisting *mind does the tricks*BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! :D *throws beans at the screen* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
void.false@gmail.com 300 Posted August 17, 2012 Haha this thread is a win! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scipios (DayZ) 5 Posted August 17, 2012 I'm just imagining zombies being the ones who start running when fisting is introduced. I'm a wear them like a hand puppet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dazed 80 Posted August 17, 2012 (edited) cool, maybe we can have arenas where people can duel each otherYou mean a place where 2 people can be alone to fist each other? They do have tents in DayZ, a bedroom would be better. Edited August 17, 2012 by Dazed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NFK 102 Posted August 17, 2012 I'm just imagining zombies being the ones who start running when fisting is introduced.I'm a wear them like a hand puppet.Wait a minute, wait a minute... zombies have no weapons, so how have they been attacking us?By fisting!God, no wonder it triggers bleeding sometimes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scipios (DayZ) 5 Posted August 17, 2012 Also when zombies fist you, you feel shame, self loathing and sometimes shit yourself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mio.rogvall@gmail.com 107 Posted August 17, 2012 They should work on adding the fleshlight before they introduce fisting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigerpr0n 6 Posted August 17, 2012 This kid has no idea what he posted! Fisting should def be in the game, the women survivors would have a field day.women tend to have smaller fists, for better or worse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Larkins 38 Posted August 17, 2012 First tea bagging, and now you want fisting? You really want to humiliate the people you kill huh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
