NightRipper 284 Posted August 17, 2012 ROCKET Y U NO PUT FISTING IN DAYZ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Bush killed me 189 Posted August 17, 2012 fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ALJ STARK 9000 0 Posted August 17, 2012 FISTING IN DAYZ!https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQTpi2b4_FBGKSbDgAOd_jmUn9dFIFG4G_1Pz2WPjZW53p4f9sRHQ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
p4g3m4s7r 6 Posted August 17, 2012 Wait a minute, wait a minute... zombies have no weapons, so how have they been attacking us?By fisting!God, no wonder it triggers bleeding sometimes.This also explains why sometimes after they hit you, you have trouble walking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ALJ STARK 9000 0 Posted August 17, 2012 This also explains why sometimes after they hit you, you have trouble walking.It's not your legs they are breaking, It's your spine! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azrael72 28 Posted August 17, 2012 DoNotImage Search.Holy crap, this thread has me squirting tears and made my coffee come out of my nose! :lol:Poor OPs innocence....no more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hunterkilla 67 Posted August 17, 2012 So if there is fisting in the game, would you need to goto the supermarket and get lube beforehand? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maniacmike (DayZ) 24 Posted August 17, 2012 (edited) Fisting a female in the woods sounds like a great idea! Also a sex shop u can raid would be great for the KY jelly!Rapelay anyone? Edited August 17, 2012 by Maniacmike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Larkins 38 Posted August 17, 2012 So if there is fisting in the game, would you need to goto the supermarket and get lube beforehand?Depends on if you are the fistee, or the fistor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DancingBear 168 Posted August 17, 2012 Marketing like a boss.Beans to you sir. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
timboski 618 Posted August 17, 2012 Fisting a female in the woods sounds like a great idea! Also a sex shop u can raid would be great for the KY jelly!Rapelay anyone?Ok too far mate. :huh: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ironman Tetsuo 181 Posted August 17, 2012 ugh, Zombie Goatse...../pukes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
urascezer 0 Posted August 17, 2012 you sir, you win the internet today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DZR_Mikhail 2424 Posted August 17, 2012 Dear topicstarter I came here because your topic title was at leat obscene. I came to ban you, but I guess you meant not fisting but fighting and punching. I'm laughing my... uhm.. sorry, I'm changing topic title now. :D 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xPandaHunterx 59 Posted August 17, 2012 You should get a tape recorder and record all day. Then, play it back. You may be surprised... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M O N S T E R 599 Posted August 17, 2012 Fisting isn't realistic.-MONSTER Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{-Baron-} 6 Posted August 17, 2012 using one at a time would be weird.Normally you fight using 2You missed the double entendre, mi amigo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrLoK 16182 Posted August 17, 2012 It you tried to use 2 on me, I'd fight you.RgdsLoK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gradan 4 Posted August 17, 2012 Because ARMA is a military simulation where soldiers can't jump, climb on trees or use a knife and get killed by doors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrLoK 16182 Posted August 17, 2012 Because ARMA is a military simulation where soldiers can't jump, climb on trees or use a knife and get killed by doors.There's quite a few arma knife mods btw.RgdsLoK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jossua 2 Posted August 17, 2012 Dear topicstarter I came here because your topic title was at leat obscene. I came to ban you, but I guess you meant not fisting but fighting and punching. I'm laughing my... uhm.. sorry, I'm changing topic title now. :DNONONONONOIf I could I woudl steal your beans :) This could have gone forever, you ruined a classic forum moment, one we could have talked about at the campfire with our grandchildren :) "Rember that fisting guy?" EVERYBODY would know :))) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NFK 102 Posted August 17, 2012 Ah well, fun while it lasted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oleg86@msn.com 101 Posted August 17, 2012 (edited) I googled it, now i see my mistakewould like to un-see it tho Edited August 17, 2012 by MadGelo 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Diealot 46 Posted August 17, 2012 Ah well, fun while it lasted...umm.. that's what she said..?/sorry :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seitan (DayZ) 36 Posted August 18, 2012 Lets all google fisting. Epic thread. :thumbsup: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
