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Yeahhhh, I don't think you reinforced your claim to maturity when you decided to go on immature rampage, screaming at them through the mic after they made fun of you. Granted, they obviously weren't mature players either, but you've definitely helped reinforce the stereotype of younger players.

Sorry, Elektro is a place of undoing and terribly out of the way for me. Try contacting the whitelisted medics here: http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/3910-need-medical-assistance-we-can-help/

You missed the double entendre, mi amigo.

There's a bug where you can't see your own updated skin, but it is visible to other players. I've been rolling with a friend who has the hero skin, but for a while there, he didn't know he actually had it.

Yup. My friends and I lost a Ural and three tents with quite a bit of equipment. I can't wait for the standalone.

Yes, because anyone addressing faults with the game must be a "CoD kiddie". Have you ever stopped to think that finding faults with the game actually allows for improvement on the current model? That's the beauty of interaction between the public and the development team.;

Underground? Bronies are everywhere. Every single forum, message board, and social media site has a substantial (and most importantly, an often ridiculously vocal) brony presence. If you think you're "underground", you're terribly mistaken.

You know, I'm generally pretty accepting of people, but Bronies are never content with just watching the show they enjoy; instead, they feel it's necessary to slap pics/images/videos of MLP everywhere they go without fail. Forum profile pics, forum signatures, MLP memes, Facebook profile pics. Then, it's just plain laughable that people argue it's a mature show that's also intended for male adults. The show is about magical talking ponies with names like Rainbow Dash. It's obviously intended for pre-teen girls. Half the time, so-called Bronies post MLP threads where they don't belong, stirring up trouble, all the while claiming people disparage them for no reason. There is a difference between being happily content with liking the show and feeling it's necessary to spam pony crap in every possible venue.

Your process of deduction is faulty, mi amigo. Nearly everything is unnecessarily tedious, including opening doors, managing inventory, jumping over things, placing barriers, climbing things, etc. That's aside from the terrible animations and all the glitches themselves. Granted, when RV3 was created, I don't believe they foresaw its use in a game like DayZ, so obviously, unpolished aspects of the engine have been highlighted by their more prominent usage. That being said, it's astounding to me how steadfast y'all are to defend the clunky engine. I play DayZ because I see its potential, and as of now, it's the best option out there for anyone looking for such a realistic survival game. When everyone rushes to defend fixable flaws, they're merely limiting the potential DayZ has.

Woahhhhh, you're watching anime music videos on YouTube and the name of your group is typed in L33T speak? You've got yourself a follower.

I'm not merely talking about the keybindings. Can you honestly tell me that RV3 isn't clunky?

Hell, I love DayZ, but I'll be the first to admit that Arma 2 has one of the clunkiest engines I've played in recent years. The controls are often nonsensical and counterintuitive, while the rough animations are fraught with bugs. Yes, there is a difference between playing a twitch shooter and a military simulator, but it doesn't mean the engine couldn't use a ton of polish. Luckily, I believe the standalone should improve upon many of my issues with the game. I don't understand why so much of the community is ready to slit the throats of those who see obvious faults in the game's engine. The engine as it exists now is quite far from perfection.

I know this isn't entirely constructive to the topic, but if you haven't already realized it, you misspelled "hordes".

I'm going to spell it out for you: You weren't killed by BattlEye, nor is this a new occurrence. You were killed by a hacker whose script teleported y'all to your deaths. BattlEye had nothing, I repeat NOTHING to do with your death. Next time, you might want to read up a bit before posting this nonsense and making yourself look foolish.

Uhhh... correct me if I'm mistaken, but this is the Troubleshooting Forum.