Why is there no punching in the game?

[NightRipper 284]

ROCKET Y U NO PUT FISTING IN DAYZ

[A Bush killed me 189]

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[ALJ STARK 9000 0]

FISTING IN DAYZ!

https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQTpi2b4_FBGKSbDgAOd_jmUn9dFIFG4G_1Pz2WPjZW53p4f9sRHQ

[p4g3m4s7r 6]

  On 8/17/2012 at 2:21 PM, NFK said:

Wait a minute, wait a minute... zombies have no weapons, so how have they been attacking us?

By fisting!

God, no wonder it triggers bleeding sometimes.

This also explains why sometimes after they hit you, you have trouble walking.

[ALJ STARK 9000 0]

  On 8/17/2012 at 2:40 PM, p4g3m4s7r said:

This also explains why sometimes after they hit you, you have trouble walking.

It's not your legs they are breaking, It's your spine!

[azrael72 28]

  On 8/17/2012 at 1:39 PM, Dallas said:

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Image Search.

Holy crap, this thread has me squirting tears and made my coffee come out of my nose! :lol:

Poor OPs innocence....no more.

[hunterkilla 67]

So if there is fisting in the game, would you need to goto the supermarket and get lube beforehand?

[Maniacmike (DayZ) 24]

Fisting a female in the woods sounds like a great idea! Also a sex shop u can raid would be great for the KY jelly!

Rapelay anyone?

Edited August 17, 2012 by Maniacmike

[Larkins 38]

  On 8/17/2012 at 2:49 PM, hunterkilla said:

So if there is fisting in the game, would you need to goto the supermarket and get lube beforehand?

Depends on if you are the fistee, or the fistor.

[DancingBear 168]

Marketing like a boss.

Beans to you sir.

[timboski 618]

  On 8/17/2012 at 2:53 PM, Maniacmike said:

Fisting a female in the woods sounds like a great idea! Also a sex shop u can raid would be great for the KY jelly!

Rapelay anyone?

Ok too far mate. :huh:

[ironman Tetsuo 181]

ugh, Zombie Goatse.....

/pukes

[urascezer 0]

you sir, you win the internet today.

[DZR_Mikhail 2424]

Dear topicstarter I came here because your topic title was at leat obscene. I came to ban you, but I guess you meant not fisting but fighting and punching. I'm laughing my... uhm.. sorry, I'm changing topic title now. :D

[xPandaHunterx 59]

You should get a tape recorder and record all day. Then, play it back. You may be surprised...

[M O N S T E R 599]

Fisting isn't realistic.

-MONSTER

[{-Baron-} 6]

  On 8/17/2012 at 1:23 PM, MadGelo said:

using one at a time would be weird.

Normally you fight using 2

You missed the double entendre, mi amigo.

[OrLoK 16191]

It you tried to use 2 on me, I'd fight you.

Rgds

LoK

[Gradan 4]

Because ARMA is a military simulation where soldiers can't jump, climb on trees or use a knife and get killed by doors.

[OrLoK 16191]

  On 8/17/2012 at 4:29 PM, Gradan said:

Because ARMA is a military simulation where soldiers can't jump, climb on trees or use a knife and get killed by doors.

There's quite a few arma knife mods btw.

Rgds

LoK

[Jossua 2]

  On 8/17/2012 at 4:17 PM, -=PA=-Mikhail said:

Dear topicstarter I came here because your topic title was at leat obscene. I came to ban you, but I guess you meant not fisting but fighting and punching. I'm laughing my... uhm.. sorry, I'm changing topic title now. :D

NONONONONO

If I could I woudl steal your beans :) This could have gone forever, you ruined a classic forum moment, one we could have talked about at the campfire with our grandchildren :) "Rember that fisting guy?" EVERYBODY would know :)))

[NFK 102]

Ah well, fun while it lasted.

[oleg86@msn.com 101]

I googled it, now i see my mistake

would like to un-see it tho

Edited August 17, 2012 by MadGelo

[Sir Diealot 46]

  On 8/17/2012 at 7:25 PM, NFK said:

Ah well, fun while it lasted.

..umm.. that's what she said..?

/sorry :D

[Seitan (DayZ) 36]

Lets all google fisting. Epic thread. :thumbsup: