nosix (DayZ) 4 Posted August 12, 2012 FAT STACKSYES, I GET IT, CLEAN MY KEYBOARD. COULD ALL OF YOU KEEP POSTING THE SAME COMMENT AS THE PREVIOUS PERSON, PLEASE, IT'S REALLY ORIGINAL.The bracelet is my girlfriends. Pandora bracelet I bought her for her birthday. She's sleeping behind me. That IS a bottle of ketchup. We had mcdonalds this morning. Thats the coffee on the right to go with it.Goddamit, this is awesome."MOOOM, WHERED U PUT A TOONIE???" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DEOVONTAY MCSLANGA 149 Posted August 12, 2012 Did you move the coffee yet? I need pics so I know you're safe from hand burns. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikemyers (DayZ) 9 Posted August 12, 2012 this is how i travel long distances. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fosty99 160 Posted August 12, 2012 I hold the W key with my finger.You guys should try it some time. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LunaTiK (DayZ) 45 Posted August 12, 2012 this is how i travel long distances.I don't get it. All I see is a naked chick with tattoos? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fosty99 160 Posted August 12, 2012 I don't get it. All I see is a naked chick with tattoos?The main image probably isn't showing for you.I can see the naked chick below the image of the Ural truck, I'd bone her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vipala 32 Posted August 12, 2012 (edited) I either take some folded paper or whatever i can jam between the pressed down w button and unpressed s button, so the s button keeps the w button pushed down.Or you could use a keyboard or mouse with macro functions :PMade a little example using a euro cent, works great :)(atleast for low profile button keyboards) Edited August 12, 2012 by Vipala Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ajrunke03@gmail.com 30 Posted August 12, 2012 (edited) YES, I GET IT, CLEAN MY KEYBOARD. COULD ALL OF YOU KEEP POSTING THE SAME COMMENT AS THE PREVIOUS PERSON, PLEASE, IT'S REALLY ORIGINAL.OMG your keyboard is DISGUSTING!!On a side note, I wedge a folded up piece of paper between the number keys and the W. I'm not cool enough to have fat stacks like yourself. Edited August 12, 2012 by a. james Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nayrilac 3 Posted August 12, 2012 I used my lighter and my phone. MB I'll post pix later for lulz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hobs (DayZ) 0 Posted August 12, 2012 How are you guys running with steam? Just opening up operation arrowhead through steam? I tried that and couldn't get my steam overlay to pop up in game =/I don't start Dayz by just running it through steams OA launcher, Instead i'll launch it with six launcher or dayz commander. You'll have to adjust in the settings to make it launch with steam though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vipala 32 Posted August 12, 2012 Dofazi what keyboard is that ? always wanted a low profile keyboard with lighting, but never found one. All the gaming keyboards seem to use those gay high profile keys.(atleast it seems to be low profile from the picture)Cheers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amudkipz 46 Posted August 12, 2012 I try to avoid running over Long Distances, instead we go see a relationship councilor. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mercator 30 Posted August 12, 2012 McDonalds for breakfast :huh: ? You mean burgers and fries? Wow... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qazdar 1 Posted August 12, 2012 That keyboard can feed a whole family :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lanik 5 Posted August 12, 2012 McDonalds for breakfast :huh: ? You mean burgers and fries? Wow...Bacon and egg bagel(With hollandaise sauce on it) and a small coffee(black)I've actually eaten this every day for the past 8 days Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kik 8 Posted August 12, 2012 that keyboard has evidence of lovely little herb used by man to chill the fuck out for centuries.Let me know were your at we'll light a fire,shit on about random stuff and smoke a blunt together. Life will be good. You bring the sodas i'll bring the munchies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ruecanonrails 24 Posted August 12, 2012 Do you sit there and watch the screen while running to make sure you dont get stuck in trees, ponds, or end up in enemy camps?I always run across the map by doing it manually and constantly holding ALT and checking my surroundings for movement whether an animal, zombie, or another player there's also a chance at spotting a tent. I fear being caught off guard and killed due to being lazy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pegz 49 Posted August 12, 2012 I always just wedge a nickel under the E and S keys and that holds W down perfectly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HighPiez 59 Posted August 12, 2012 Buy this keyboard like i gothttp://www.microsoft.com/hardware/_base_v1/products/sidewinder-x6-keyboard/gm_swx6_large.jpgGot a awesome button which "holds" down all the buttons you are when you push it. Sprint while showering or use it to constantly change FoV :> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teiwaz 45 Posted August 12, 2012 (edited) We had mcdonalds this morning.So you're fat - that's what you're trying to say? Edited August 12, 2012 by Teiwaz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fuzzy4ever 22 Posted August 12, 2012 (edited) LOL! Here let me upload minehttp://desmond.image...jpg&res=landingBtw that's a 3 ounce fishing weight. I want to take off the circle part so it sits straight up :P Edited August 12, 2012 by Mozzy4Ever Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fosty99 160 Posted August 13, 2012 So you're fat - that's what you're trying to say?Eating McDonalds instantly turns you into an obese person?Even if he is overweight, why do you care? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Udak 104 Posted August 13, 2012 Someone posted the steam autorunner on the first page, so I won't detail that little trick...instead I offer ye:The binorunner! Requires a pistol and binos. Simply crouch, pull out your pistol and then pull out binos. Just push forward while looking through binos, and voila! You're running on par with the sprint but crouched. Food/water consumption is the same for a normal crouchrun, ditto with audibility/visibility... just beware that every time you stop, you pull the binos to your face, so it's not a great tactic when you got zombies or other players chasing you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SmashT 10907 Posted August 13, 2012 I just set up a g key to toggle w Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZekkCC (DayZ) 51 Posted August 13, 2012 I use nail clippers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites