You're playing too much Dayz if...

[Vanz0r 16]

While wandering your neighbourhood you pick up an empty tin can from the gutter thinking 'it mght just come in handy later...'

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[Scerun 227]

You shoot people on the street as soon as you see them, because you just couldn't risk losing your shit.

[BunnyHillPro 111]

You instictively run through houses to "lose aggro"... wtf does that mean?

[Nille (DayZ) 35]

you're afraid of doors

[SadPanda (DayZ) 181]

When you and a stranger becomes friends only for you to shot him in the face for a can of beans a few hours later.

[a_casual_banana 38]

When small sounds make you jump, and you think they could be gunshots.

Or when an engine sounds, and you immediately fumble for your gun.

[wish (DayZ) 9]

you search the nearest plain for helicopter crashes

[Calder 6]

You try looking at windows from afar, to see if you can see through them and enter the building.

[MistaDad 3]

You are afraid to climb ladders.

[Zace 12]

You realize how much you need a gun in your house just incase shit hits the fan.

[*Regulator* Curt 93]

When you hear a buzzing insect sound and look for dead bodies instinctively.

[Khiven 3]

You start talking to animals

[paney 23]

When you want to switch to 3rd person mode to see if there is any shit worth looting on the top shelf in your room.

[acutebluesmurf 78]

When your best pick up line is "friendly"

[davidecibel 55]

When you get really excited whenever you see a car, a motorbike or even a bicycle

[Greenhound 33]

When your best pick up line is "friendly"

best one yet

[Badderz93 2]

when your crawling everywhere and somehow breaking your legs on the stairs

[drakolowe@hotmail.com 2]

When you start eating cold Beans out of the tin, thats when you no your playing to much DayZ lol

[astriantis@hotmail.com 25]

When you go prone in a supermarket as soon as you hear foot steps.

[bobtom 10]

You get sick of it and quit playing it.

[jubeidok 495]

When you start referring to things in real life as, "Hey, that looks just like the _____ in DayZ."

Edited July 29, 2012 by JubeiDOK

[sagemred 85]

When you close your eyes and see "Loading..." -.-

Edited July 29, 2012 by nfsmwbefast

[bobtom 10]

When you start calling it a game instead of a mod.

[Theweirdone 29]

When you swear to god you hear flies off in the distance.

[migeater 15]

When you shout down to street to see if anyone's there before walking.