jenson 0 Posted July 12, 2012 Can this be fixed please? It's getting old.The only time you should break bones is when you fall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyric (DayZ) 254 Posted July 12, 2012 (edited) You have to understand the science behind it. Let's start at the beginning, shall we?Your apocalyptic diet is awful. It consists of soda, water, sardines, pasta, beans, and animal meat. Sardines, while providing some measure of calcium, are not enough to keep your bones strong. Combine this with all the other nutrients you're lacking, being in near constant motion, and various scrapes, bruises, bites, bullet wounds, etc. Your body is not likely to be able to keep up with the constant reparation it requires under these conditions, therefore degrading over time.That being said, a zombie often strikes with blunt force to the torso region as you stated in your OP. Due to the weakened condition of your body, the blunt force impact to your torso sends kinetic waves rippling through your muscle and bones. Without the proper nutrients to nourish and repair your body, it degrades (as stated above) and it becomes a simple matter of time before something as trivial as your body trying to disperse absorbed kinetic energy causes bone to shatter.There you have it, the science behind why getting falcon punched in the chest leads to being crippled.**Disclaimer: This is not a serious post, I'm just bored.** Edited July 12, 2012 by Cyric 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jostster@gmail.com 17 Posted July 12, 2012 This is clearly a bug. Last night the very first times I was hit by zombies I broke my legs 3 times in a row. Rocket said he fixed this in the changelog but it doesn't look like it was fixed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Toros 8 Posted July 12, 2012 You have to understand the science behind it. Let's start at the beginning, shall we?Your apocalyptic diet is awful. It consists of soda, water, sardines, pasta, beans, and animal meat. Sardines, while providing some measure of calcium, are not enough to keep your bones strong. Combine this with all the other nutrients you're lacking, being in near constant motion, and various scrapes, bruises, bites, bullet wounds, etc. Your body is not likely to be able to keep up with the constant reparation it requires under these conditions, therefore degrading over time.That being said, a zombie often strikes with blunt force to the torso region as you stated in your OP. Due to the weakened condition of your body, the blunt force impact to your torso sends kinetic waves rippling through your muscle and bones. Without the proper nutrients to nourish and repair your body, it degrades (as stated above) and it becomes a simple matter of time before something as trivial as your body trying to disperse absorbed kinetic energy causes bone to shatter.There you have it, the science behind why getting falcon punched in the chest leads to being crippled.**Disclaimer: This is not a serious post, I'm just bored.**You'd have to survive a very long time to die from that, and in any case, cows are in. Dairy products galore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TigerMoth 1 Posted July 12, 2012 You have to understand the science behind it. Let's start at the beginning, shall we?Your apocalyptic diet is awful. It consists of soda, water, sardines, pasta, beans, and animal meat. Sardines, while providing some measure of calcium, are not enough to keep your bones strong. Combine this with all the other nutrients you're lacking, being in near constant motion, and various scrapes, bruises, bites, bullet wounds, etc. Your body is not likely to be able to keep up with the constant reparation it requires under these conditions, therefore degrading over time.That being said, a zombie often strikes with blunt force to the torso region as you stated in your OP. Due to the weakened condition of your body, the blunt force impact to your torso sends kinetic waves rippling through your muscle and bones. Without the proper nutrients to nourish and repair your body, it degrades (as stated above) and it becomes a simple matter of time before something as trivial as your body trying to disperse absorbed kinetic energy causes bone to shatter.There you have it, the science behind why getting falcon punched in the chest leads to being crippled.**Disclaimer: This is not a serious post, I'm just bored.**I love you. If i wasn't such a euronerd, i'd park up your servers all day long. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N0DemonZ 17 Posted July 12, 2012 (edited) You have to understand the science behind it. Let's start at the beginning, shall we?Your apocalyptic diet is awful. It consists of soda, water, sardines, pasta, beans, and animal meat. Sardines, while providing some measure of calcium, are not enough to keep your bones strong. Combine this with all the other nutrients you're lacking, being in near constant motion, and various scrapes, bruises, bites, bullet wounds, etc. Your body is not likely to be able to keep up with the constant reparation it requires under these conditions, therefore degrading over time.That being said, a zombie often strikes with blunt force to the torso region as you stated in your OP. Due to the weakened condition of your body, the blunt force impact to your torso sends kinetic waves rippling through your muscle and bones. Without the proper nutrients to nourish and repair your body, it degrades (as stated above) and it becomes a simple matter of time before something as trivial as your body trying to disperse absorbed kinetic energy causes bone to shatter.There you have it, the science behind why getting falcon punched in the chest leads to being crippled.**Disclaimer: This is not a serious post, I'm just bored.**Brilliant Post, Made me laugh! TAKE MY BEANS! Edited July 16, 2012 by N0DemonZ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hutton08 4 Posted July 12, 2012 i shot myself in the leg somehow and broke a bone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
demine0 43 Posted July 12, 2012 Can this be fixed please? It's getting old.The only time you should break bones is when you fall.Zombies kick hard. Drink milk and you wouldn't experience these bugs. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jostster@gmail.com 17 Posted July 12, 2012 Zombies kick hard. Drink milk and you wouldn't experience these bugs.How about if you find and drink a mountain dew, you are chuck norris for 1 hour? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Satanic Bean 5 Posted July 12, 2012 I have had my legs broken with 12k blood in one hit. are all of these zombies former body builders or some shit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grizzle 21 Posted July 12, 2012 As far as I know, none of the zombies ever hit your legs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whattteva 32 Posted July 12, 2012 I have had my legs broken with 12k blood in one hit. are all of these zombies former body builders or some shit?Not former body builders. Zombies are obviously undead. As such, they've had their "limiters" turned off. Meaning they no longer feel pain or any other worldly human sensations. So, this enables them super human strength, such that it has the power to break your bones. Couple that to the fact that your bones are weak from lack of calcium, you can see where this is going. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KWilt 157 Posted July 12, 2012 Well, you see, OP, it wasn't the hit that broke your leg.The zombie pushed you, and you tripped and sprained your ankle... really badly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ripbabyg@hotmail.co.uk 125 Posted July 12, 2012 Brilliant Post, Made me laugh! You've earnt a like!Forum's are turning into fucking Facebook. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyric (DayZ) 254 Posted July 12, 2012 Forum's are turning into fucking Facebook.I thought that too, but I think it works more like a reputation system instead of Facebook's completely "socially satisfying" like system. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ripbabyg@hotmail.co.uk 125 Posted July 12, 2012 I thought that too, but I think it works more like a reputation system instead of Facebook's completely "socially satisfying" like system.Brilliant, soon there will be post's that say "IF I HELPZ YOU PLX LIEK SO I GET REPZ THX GUIZ" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Plasmafrog 3 Posted July 12, 2012 Forum's are turning into fucking Facebook.Forums are turning into 4chan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
enforcer1975 1111 Posted July 12, 2012 I got a bullet to the knee, it broke my leg...oh wrong topic.The animation incorporates a kick/punch doesn't it? So a broken leg is possible. i got two broken legs from a zombie attack and one due to another players stupidity since i started playing, that was 4 weeks ago.I'd like to see more broken arms, then ppl would wish they had more broken legs because at least they could use their rifles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ripbabyg@hotmail.co.uk 125 Posted July 12, 2012 Forums are turning into 4chan.I think im one of the few that post pictures many time's a day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qweets 31 Posted July 12, 2012 You have to understand the science behind it. Let's start at the beginning, shall we?Your apocalyptic diet is awful. It consists of soda, water, sardines, pasta, beans, and animal meat. Sardines, while providing some measure of calcium, are not enough to keep your bones strong. Combine this with all the other nutrients you're lacking, being in near constant motion, and various scrapes, bruises, bites, bullet wounds, etc. Your body is not likely to be able to keep up with the constant reparation it requires under these conditions, therefore degrading over time.That being said, a zombie often strikes with blunt force to the torso region as you stated in your OP. Due to the weakened condition of your body, the blunt force impact to your torso sends kinetic waves rippling through your muscle and bones. Without the proper nutrients to nourish and repair your body, it degrades (as stated above) and it becomes a simple matter of time before something as trivial as your body trying to disperse absorbed kinetic energy causes bone to shatter.There you have it, the science behind why getting falcon punched in the chest leads to being crippled.**Disclaimer: This is not a serious post, I'm just bored.**Friggin hilarious. FALLLCONNNN PPAWWWNNCH!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lollerone 11 Posted July 12, 2012 You have to understand the science behind it. Let's start at the beginning, shall we?Your apocalyptic diet is awful. It consists of soda, water, sardines, pasta, beans, and animal meat. Sardines, while providing some measure of calcium, are not enough to keep your bones strong. Combine this with all the other nutrients you're lacking, being in near constant motion, and various scrapes, bruises, bites, bullet wounds, etc. Your body is not likely to be able to keep up with the constant reparation it requires under these conditions, therefore degrading over time.That being said, a zombie often strikes with blunt force to the torso region as you stated in your OP. Due to the weakened condition of your body, the blunt force impact to your torso sends kinetic waves rippling through your muscle and bones. Without the proper nutrients to nourish and repair your body, it degrades (as stated above) and it becomes a simple matter of time before something as trivial as your body trying to disperse absorbed kinetic energy causes bone to shatter.There you have it, the science behind why getting falcon punched in the chest leads to being crippled.**Disclaimer: This is not a serious post, I'm just bored.**I think i'm in love with you LoL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StickyNote 25 Posted July 12, 2012 Forums are turning into 4chan.A black and white vector traced image?That's 100% reddit's signature unoriginality.In regard to OP, it's dice rolls man. You've just been rather unlucky Share this post Link to post Share on other sites