So I found this cow...

[Death By Crowbar 1213]

So, here's a bit of a story. I'm bumming around the wilderness near Dolina, and I come across this cow...

 

I run up to it and order it on the ground or else.

 

It seems to be ignoring me...

... so I get a little more up close and personal and decide to show it that I mean business!

 

Like a boss, it continues to just ignore me...

... so I threaten to blow it's utters off!

 

It continues to ignore me...

... I get more mad and press my cold steel up against it's teets from the side!

 

And it still ignores me!

So I try getting right in front of it, threatening to blow it's teets utterly off!

 

Finally I give up. It must be sleeping.

 

What's the road map for implementing cow tipping? I can't take this kind of rejection again. My wife ignores me enough as it is, but to have this cow just totally thug life ignore me was quite deflating. No wonder I wander around in the woods a lot, ain't noone afraid of me!

 

(for the record I literally shot down it's butthole 6 times and nothing happened, no wonder they're viewed as sacred in India! This thing was also immortal!)

[blunce 991]

He probably thought you were just a bush.  ;)

[Tinkerbell-x 25]

How entertaining :D

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Probably just got used to all the udder players just spinning his veals.

[OrLoK 16191]

Udderly preposterous.

 

I'm surprised you didnt moo-ve it.

 

Still, you did milk it a bit with the pics, not that I have any beef with that.

 

L

[Bororm 1156]

On a serious note it might have been dead already.  I've seen deer die and stay standing up.

[muddyraccoon 176]

Oh Cod, animal puns?  Do we have to stick to cows, or would you mind if I changed the species just for the Halibut?

 

Oh, and please clean your shotgun, and wash your hands.

[GregzTheGreat 33]

Udderly preposterous.

 

I'm surprised you didnt moo-ve it.

 

Still, you did milk it a bit with the pics, not that I have any beef with that.

 

L

The cringe almost made me cry.

[Tatanko 5591]

Did you steak out the situation first? A little recon beforehand will never steer you wrong.

[Death By Crowbar 1213]

I cower about how this thread is teetering towards life imitating art, or is it art imitating life?

 

 

 ... Teet.

[NinjaTurkey 255]

I had a similar experiance with a deer a few patches ago. We shot it loads but nothing happend. We went to investigate it and realised we could skin it. So we started skinning it. I was also able to stand inside the deer.

Unfortunately while i was standing in it and my mate finnished skinning it, i died. Apparently for no reason. We joked that he had skinned me and i was the first human pelt ( before cannibalism was implemented). So i logged out, and logged back in again, only to find i was still alive and about 100 meters away. Was very weird.

[sneakydudes 278]

Udderly preposterous.

 

I'm surprised you didnt moo-ve it.

 

Still, you did milk it a bit with the pics, not that I have any beef with that.

 

L

I recon we should Mooo-ve this to funny as shit thread :)

[sneakydudes 278]

So op? did you find any prairie oysters?

 

HEHE

[Krawallkurt 118]

[Helix2000 128]

i've herd enough of this. you guys really butchered this thread. what was a veally interesting topic has become an offal thread.

[Geckofrog7 1169]

Why is it being so bull headed? Even a mere graze from your bullet could mean death!

[Camisado2 83]

Looks like you calf-assed it......

[sachad 1016]

You're going to milk this thing til the cows come home, aren't you?

[muddyraccoon 176]

You should all be sent to the punitentiary, or another suitable punishment will be found.

[crazykage 1063]

I sense the makings for a really bad Doctor Sues story in this...

[Tegla (DayZ) 112]

How is this in general discussion?

[crazykage 1063]

How is this in general discussion?

Don't you mean "COW" is this in general discussion?

[Tegla (DayZ) 112]

Don't you mean "COW" is this in general discussion?

 

Oh right, this is why i left..

[heradon 12]

I hope you never find a cow again.

[HappyXceed (DayZ) 28]

Its OK, don't have a cow man!