Death By Crowbar 1213 Posted January 30, 2015 So, here's a bit of a story. I'm bumming around the wilderness near Dolina, and I come across this cow... I run up to it and order it on the ground or else. It seems to be ignoring me...... so I get a little more up close and personal and decide to show it that I mean business! Like a boss, it continues to just ignore me...... so I threaten to blow it's utters off! It continues to ignore me...... I get more mad and press my cold steel up against it's teets from the side! And it still ignores me!So I try getting right in front of it, threatening to blow it's teets utterly off! Finally I give up. It must be sleeping. What's the road map for implementing cow tipping? I can't take this kind of rejection again. My wife ignores me enough as it is, but to have this cow just totally thug life ignore me was quite deflating. No wonder I wander around in the woods a lot, ain't noone afraid of me! (for the record I literally shot down it's butthole 6 times and nothing happened, no wonder they're viewed as sacred in India! This thing was also immortal!) 23 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blunce 991 Posted January 30, 2015 He probably thought you were just a bush. ;) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerbell-x 25 Posted January 30, 2015 How entertaining :D 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted January 30, 2015 Probably just got used to all the udder players just spinning his veals. 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrLoK 16185 Posted January 31, 2015 Udderly preposterous. I'm surprised you didnt moo-ve it. Still, you did milk it a bit with the pics, not that I have any beef with that. L 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bororm 1156 Posted January 31, 2015 On a serious note it might have been dead already. I've seen deer die and stay standing up. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muddyraccoon 176 Posted January 31, 2015 Oh Cod, animal puns? Do we have to stick to cows, or would you mind if I changed the species just for the Halibut? Oh, and please clean your shotgun, and wash your hands. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GregzTheGreat 33 Posted January 31, 2015 Udderly preposterous. I'm surprised you didnt moo-ve it. Still, you did milk it a bit with the pics, not that I have any beef with that. LThe cringe almost made me cry. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tatanko 5591 Posted January 31, 2015 Did you steak out the situation first? A little recon beforehand will never steer you wrong. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death By Crowbar 1213 Posted January 31, 2015 I cower about how this thread is teetering towards life imitating art, or is it art imitating life? ... Teet. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NinjaTurkey 255 Posted January 31, 2015 I had a similar experiance with a deer a few patches ago. We shot it loads but nothing happend. We went to investigate it and realised we could skin it. So we started skinning it. I was also able to stand inside the deer.Unfortunately while i was standing in it and my mate finnished skinning it, i died. Apparently for no reason. We joked that he had skinned me and i was the first human pelt ( before cannibalism was implemented). So i logged out, and logged back in again, only to find i was still alive and about 100 meters away. Was very weird. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sneakydudes 278 Posted January 31, 2015 Udderly preposterous. I'm surprised you didnt moo-ve it. Still, you did milk it a bit with the pics, not that I have any beef with that. LI recon we should Mooo-ve this to funny as shit thread :) 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sneakydudes 278 Posted January 31, 2015 So op? did you find any prairie oysters? HEHE 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Helix2000 128 Posted February 1, 2015 i've herd enough of this. you guys really butchered this thread. what was a veally interesting topic has become an offal thread. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geckofrog7 1168 Posted February 1, 2015 Why is it being so bull headed? Even a mere graze from your bullet could mean death! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Camisado2 83 Posted February 1, 2015 Looks like you calf-assed it...... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sachad 1016 Posted February 1, 2015 You're going to milk this thing til the cows come home, aren't you? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muddyraccoon 176 Posted February 1, 2015 You should all be sent to the punitentiary, or another suitable punishment will be found. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crazykage 1063 Posted February 2, 2015 I sense the makings for a really bad Doctor Sues story in this... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tegla (DayZ) 112 Posted February 2, 2015 How is this in general discussion? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crazykage 1063 Posted February 2, 2015 How is this in general discussion? Don't you mean "COW" is this in general discussion? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tegla (DayZ) 112 Posted February 2, 2015 Don't you mean "COW" is this in general discussion? Oh right, this is why i left.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heradon 12 Posted February 4, 2015 I hope you never find a cow again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HappyXceed (DayZ) 28 Posted February 5, 2015 Its OK, don't have a cow man! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
