Zardoz75 22 Posted September 12, 2014 (edited) Prison pocket storage would be great for this game. Store a small knife, spare ammo, handcuff keys or whatever could fit in a square or two that you think you might need once you are captured so your kidnappers couldn't find it. If your character is female it would be a bonus since you would have 2 prison pockets. Edited September 13, 2014 by kichilron No need for this kind of stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
preacherlr 614 Posted September 12, 2014 We're back at the mythical " Ass Slot " Again.Your post is missing the detailed system in which faecal matter can build up on said items and cause some form of degradation.0/10 would not read again, Not original. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whyherro123 2283 Posted September 12, 2014 Prison pocket storage would be great for this game. Store a small knife, spare ammo, handcuff keys or whatever could fit in a square or two that you think you might need once you are captured so your kidnappers couldn't find it. If your character is female it would be a bonus since you would have 2 prison pockets.Are you seriously considering hiding stuff up your ass? You....do realize there are websites that cater specifically to your specific fetish, right? FOR FREE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elle 562 Posted September 12, 2014 strongly resisting the urge to insult you off the internet for even suggesting such a nasty thing - if you wanna shove stuff up your butt go do in your own home but don't ever EVER suggest such atrocities be added to a game, particularly a game that I paid for. sickos everywhere I swear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zardoz75 22 Posted September 12, 2014 Are you seriously considering hiding stuff up your ass? You....do realize there are websites that cater specifically to your specific fetish, right? FOR FREE This is supposed to be a survival situation. It should be no holds barred. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
preacherlr 614 Posted September 12, 2014 This is supposed to be a survival situation. It should be no holds barred.Situation or Simulation?Either way. 0/10 still a terrible idea.Carrying items, Especially Sharp items as you're suggesting, Inside of your anus is never a good idea.Carry a knife in your ass for a day, Then come back and suggest it. Nothing like cutting your inside up and going septic.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zombie Milkman 167 Posted September 12, 2014 (edited) "You look hungry. Would you like some of my beans? I have a can opener too." "Well since you asked sure I wou..." Thhhhp! "NO! naaaNOOO!!! nahO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Edited September 12, 2014 by Zombie Milkman 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zardoz75 22 Posted September 12, 2014 Situation or Simulation?Either way. 0/10 still a terrible idea.Carrying items, Especially Sharp items as you're suggesting, Inside of your anus is never a good idea.Carry a knife in your ass for a day, Then come back and suggest it. Nothing like cutting your inside up and going septic..Doesn't have to be a kitchen knife. Could always introduce a pocket knife into the game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whyherro123 2283 Posted September 12, 2014 This is supposed to be a survival situation. It should be no holds barred.In all of my many years as a Wilderness Survival Instructor, I have never, EVER EVER, even had to consider hiding something up my ass. I have either had pockets, MOLLE pouches, or my goddamn hands. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zardoz75 22 Posted September 12, 2014 In all of my many years as a Wilderness Survival Instructor, I have never, EVER EVER, even had to consider hiding something up my ass. I have either had pockets, MOLLE pouches, or my goddamn hands.How many times have you been captured by bandits and had those pockets searched? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
preacherlr 614 Posted September 12, 2014 Doesn't have to be a kitchen knife. Could always introduce a pocket knife into the game.It's still impractical. Your ass is not " Natures Pocket "... It's not healthy to carry things around in it. It can cause serious damage.Yeah it's possible, However, Just because you can, Doesn't mean you should. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zombie Milkman 167 Posted September 12, 2014 (edited) It's still impractical. Your ass is not " Natures Pocket "... It's not healthy to carry things around in it. It can cause serious damage.Yeah it's possible, However, Just because you can, Doesn't mean you should.Oh pishaw! Any mounted Mongol horse archer from the 13th century could tell you a meatloaf just ain't ready until their horse says it is. Are those dinner rolls ready yet? pass the Grey Poupon please! Edited September 12, 2014 by Zombie Milkman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zardoz75 22 Posted September 12, 2014 It's still impractical. Your ass is not " Natures Pocket "... It's not healthy to carry things around in it. It can cause serious damage.Yeah it's possible, However, Just because you can, Doesn't mean you should.Think about this scenario. Some bandit takes everything from you and handcuffs you. Then there is that perfect moment where he turns his back on you and if you had handcuff keys you could just reach into the prison pocket, get them and you are back in the game! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whyherro123 2283 Posted September 12, 2014 How many times have you been captured by bandits and had those pockets searched?If this were a real life event, all the bandits would be dead within weeks. So, no worries.And, I highly doubt you have any experience in CQC, if you think a goddamn pocketknife is going to save your life in a fight. Or you that you will be able to get to a set of handcuff keys stuffed in your ass when you yourself are already handcuffed. Have you stuffed anything up your rectum before? I haven't, and even I know carrying anything up there would be exceedingly uncomfortable, and taking anything out of there would be a long, dirty and uncomfortable process. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whyherro123 2283 Posted September 12, 2014 Think about this scenario. Some bandit takes everything from you and handcuffs you. Then there is that perfect moment where he turns his back on you and if you had handcuff keys you could just reach into the prison pocket, get them and you are back in the game!HOW. YOU ARE HANDCUFFED. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grimey Rick 3417 Posted September 12, 2014 Prison pocket storage would be great for this game. Store a small knife, spare ammo, handcuff keys or whatever could fit in a square or two that you think you might need once you are captured so your kidnappers couldn't find it. If your character is female it would be a bonus since you would have 2 prison pockets. If said females are in college, they could fit a fucking Mountain Backpack up there. Why stop at two slots? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zardoz75 22 Posted September 12, 2014 (edited) HOW. YOU ARE HANDCUFFED.Lets see, hands are behind your back, reach down into your pants and get them. Edited September 12, 2014 by Zardoz75 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zombie Milkman 167 Posted September 13, 2014 (edited) 05:00amOvercast with slight wind from the NETom bending over a guy he killed in Berry, John standing watch."So Tom, what's he got?""Well, an orange, some rice, FNX with silencer, crossbow, canteen, two cans of paint, UN helmet...""Make sure you check his prison pocket.""What do you mean? That WAS his prison pocket!" Edited September 13, 2014 by Zombie Milkman 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kichilron 8550 Posted September 13, 2014 Prison pocket storage would be great for this game. Store a small knife, spare ammo, handcuff keys or whatever could fit in a square or two that you think you might need once you are captured so your kidnappers couldn't find it. If your character is female it would be a bonus since you would have 2 prison pockets. This thread honestly couldn't have gone anywhere, especially not considering that last comment, which was completely unnecessary. Locked. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
