PLEASE make the pig safe is unicorn of dayz

[Shrub Rocketeer ™ 879]

I notice is many cow and I see some deers and I don't see too much the pigs, I seeing 2 times, one time was in forest pig was seeing me and run very fast in the bush I losing but is ok, I was not die from no food and he have right of the life also 2nd time I seeing I think 'oh, is one pig where he going?' I was follow and he taking aroung the trees into small house garden was a red berry bush wher he was wait for me, he looking me I looking him we don't speak nothing, I realise he was take me to the bush for foods, so I was eat the berry and the pig was walk garden slow no panic like was frend and I was realise pig say me 'look, berry is more better than the bacons' I was agree thankyou pig

 

 after tihs I was swear NO MORE KILL THE PIG!!! is unicorn of dayz

 

is not only me who seeing pig miracle, one guy putting story here say was zombies chase and pig was arrive and taking away the zombies PIG SAVE THE LIFE!!!

 

so come on guys, agree me please, if you are close of die no food, ok, is understand you need and maybe the pig coming realise and is happy to give sacrifice of him life for save the life of you but if you don't need please let pig go free and maybe in future days you seeing pig miracle like karma happen for me and other guys also.

 

edit is more extra proof of pig is unicorn

 

Edited August 21, 2014 by Shrub Rocketeer ™

[theevancat 94]

I've only seen one animal ever, and that was a pig. I chased it as a freshspawn and beat it down with my bare hands.

[TomatoSupra 207]

I notice is many cow and I see some deers and I don't see too much the pigs, I seeing 2 times, one time was in forest pig was seeing me and run very fast in the bush I losing but is ok, I was not die from no food and he have right of the life also 2nd time I seeing I think 'oh, is one pig where he going?' I was follow and he taking aroung the trees into small house garden was a red berry bush wher he was wait for me, he looking me I looking him we don't speak nothing, I realise he was take me to the bush for foods, so I was eat the berry and the pig was walk garden slow no panic like was frend and I was realise pig say me 'look, berry is more better than the bacons' I was agree thankyou pig

 

 after tihs I was swear NO MORE KILL THE PIG!!! is unicorn of dayz

 

is not only me who seeing pig miracle, one guy putting story here say was zombies chase and pig was arrive and taking away the zombies PIG SAVE THE LIFE!!!

 

so come on guys, agree me please, if you are close of die no food, ok, is understand you need and maybe the pig coming realise and is happy to give sacrifice of him life for save the life of you but if you don't need please let pig go free and maybe in future days you seeing pig miracle like karma happen for me and other guys also.

 

Well, this tops the charts for the best thing i've read all day.

[Mystic Bagel 128]

That's it....I'm tossing all of my Tactical Bacon to show my solidarity with the Uniboars!

[byrgesen 1341]

But an apocalypse without bacon, is.... unthinkable!!!

[MarchHare 184]

Beans for another great post by Shrub!

[Demonica 311]

Eat tactical bacon, no need to kill those cute nosed pigsies anymore :-)

Uhm.. Do you mean the wild boar or an actual pig? Just asking in case I missed it if there is regular pigs running around.

[DeatHTaX 1217]

Those boars are practically immune to melee. Took Rick and i about 4 minutes of beating it with our fists before i finally shot it lol

[Deathlove 2286]

By saving the pigs you have DOOMED US ALL!!!!!

 

[pilgrim* 3514]

By saving the pigs you have DOOMED US ALL!!!!!

 

..//.. [PHOTO]

 

err.. did you make this Deathlove ??

I mean - I heard you were a little laid up with a leg injury, I wondered if this was maybe what you did in your offline time ?

err.. ya know .. its really cute, dude... nice..

 

xx

get well soon (I mean that)

[NinjaTurkey 255]

I notice is many cow and I see some deers and I don't see too much the pigs, I seeing 2 times, one time was in forest pig was seeing me and run very fast in the bush I losing but is ok, I was not die from no food and he have right of the life also 2nd time I seeing I think 'oh, is one pig where he going?' I was follow and he taking aroung the trees into small house garden was a red berry bush wher he was wait for me, he looking me I looking him we don't speak nothing, I realise he was take me to the bush for foods, so I was eat the berry and the pig was walk garden slow no panic like was frend and I was realise pig say me 'look, berry is more better than the bacons' I was agree thankyou pig

 

 after tihs I was swear NO MORE KILL THE PIG!!! is unicorn of dayz

 

is not only me who seeing pig miracle, one guy putting story here say was zombies chase and pig was arrive and taking away the zombies PIG SAVE THE LIFE!!!

 

so come on guys, agree me please, if you are close of die no food, ok, is understand you need and maybe the pig coming realise and is happy to give sacrifice of him life for save the life of you but if you don't need please let pig go free and maybe in future days you seeing pig miracle like karma happen for me and other guys also.

Wait what? Wheres machete master?

[byrgesen 1341]

Eat tactical bacon, no need to kill those cute nosed pigsies anymore :-)

 

But nothing beats home cooked bacon, in the woods!

Tactical bacon is just a fancy word for spam....

 

Edited July 19, 2014 by Byrgesen

[skypig 139]

"berry is more better than the bacons"... brilliant!!

[Shrub Rocketeer ™ 879]

Wait what? Wheres machete master?

 

 

I don't see machete master for 2 week he going holiday with family in Scotland no pc for play dayz but soon him return and we doing special mission to make party happen I am look now for the papers and collect container so we can put in the houses some note for guys to meet on the airport for barbeque party in the night

Edited July 19, 2014 by Shrub Rocketeer ™

[pillock 850]

I don't see machete master for 2 week he going holiday with family in Scotland no pc for play dayz but soon him return and we doing special mission to make party happen I am look now for the papers and collect container so we can put in the houses some note for guys to meet on the airport for barbeque party in the night

 

You know you can tear blank pages out of books, don't you? That's an easy source of note paper for your party invitations.

[Deathlove 2286]

err.. did you make this Deathlove ??

I mean - I heard you were a little laid up with a leg injury, I wondered if this was maybe what you did in your offline time ?

err.. ya know .. its really cute, dude... nice..

 

xx

get well soon (I mean that)

Naw im terrible at sewing stuff lol. I found this offline when i typed in Unicorn Pig. XD

 

On my spare time i draw porn when not busy lol. Foot is doing ok just more of a im still limping and sore issue with the foot now. Also thanks for that. :)

[Death By Crowbar 1213]

Just wait until helicopters enter the game... your wild pig problem will be solved! In the USA they're highly problematic in some areas and with no natural predators apparently it's legal and acceptable to "cull the herd" so to speak, often from helicopter.

[pilgrim* 3514]

..//.. Also thanks for that. :)

 

Double beans, it's the only way.

 

[ld-airgrafix 403]

Those boars are practically immune to melee. Took Rick and i about 4 minutes of beating it with our fists before i finally shot it lol

You were punching a pig for 4 minutes and you want it to die? Really?

[Lithium1056 45]

But nothing beats home cooked bacon, in the woods!

Tactical bacon is just a fancy word for spam....

 

you should be Tarred and Feathered for that bro! tactical bacon is just precooked preserved bacon and actually fairly tasty

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/c399/

 

Also yes the wild boar problem is overwhelming in areas of the US especially here in Florida. It is pretty much open season on them year round (they do monitor the population though) and don't as I recall recall tags or permits to hunt. Not sure how big of an issue they are in Chernerus or Czech but I'd like to see them more than deer and other animals.

 

As far as helicopter hunting goes Wild Boar are fiercely territorial and unlike in the game they will attempt to rush and gore you. So larger groups have to be "culled" "carefully". Seems like overkill but when you're a lone hunter or in small group 5 or 6 boar can pose a huge threat. They are fairly fast for their size as you can see in the video. 

[pilgrim* 3514]

..//..

Wild Boar are fiercely territorial and unlike in the game they will attempt to rush and gore you.

..//... 

boar spear / bear spear / BOHEMIAN EARSPOON

- relatively short and heavy and has two "lugs" or "wings" on the spearsocket behind the blade, which act as a barrier to prevent an injured and furious boar from working its way up the shaft of the spear to attack the hunter

 

Don't worry Shrub

not ever used for the unicorn pig, of course. perish the thought.

 

xx pilgrim

Edited July 20, 2014 by pilgrim

[byrgesen 1341]

you should be Tarred and Feathered for that bro! tactical bacon is just precooked preserved bacon and actually fairly tasty

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/c399/

 

It still doesnt taste anywhere near as good as freshly cooked bacon :D

Im just saying im gonna kill pigs all day long to get to that tasty bacon!!! Scew the canned crap.

[MarchHare 184]

Is Shrub our salvation in the apocalypse from collective devolution?

I think so.

In my DayZ travels I will do my best to walk the Shrubby Path.

WWSD?

[Lithium1056 45]

It still doesnt taste anywhere near as good as freshly cooked bacon :D

Im just saying im gonna kill pigs all day long to get to that tasty bacon!!! Scew the canned crap.

No sir it does not but it doesn't taste nearly as "off" as Spam either

[byrgesen 1341]

No sir it does not but it doesn't taste nearly as "off" as Spam either

 

That is very true :)

Spam is awfull lol.