Morietti 0 Posted June 25, 2012 42. If you hear someone "honk".. Leg it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Naykon (DayZ) 25 Posted June 25, 2012 43. Shouting "Allahu Akbar!" over voip at strangers will produce a lot of gunfire. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chucklemonkey 3 Posted June 25, 2012 44. Jaime from the Mythbusters was visiting Chernarus and became a zombie 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atamawood 22 Posted June 25, 2012 44. It doesn't rain on top of Russian castles. 45. Zombies don't like bridges46. ATVs also don't like bridges therefor, they are not all terrain vehicles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boneboys 7988 Posted June 25, 2012 46.Don't help anyone who has a gun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maca (DayZ) 769 Posted June 25, 2012 48. Make sure you change back to weapon after throwing flares....(otherwise your trying to kill Zs with flares)..Aaaaagh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fallout10mm 4 Posted June 25, 2012 49: Assume someone will spawn behind you at any given moment when in good loot zone.50: Every vehicle is a pinto, and will explode as soon as the check engine light is on.51: Everyone hated their washing machine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
opftafel 0 Posted June 25, 2012 52: i have no mercy for idiots, and chernarus is full of them.53: Dont fuck with union members54: no teamspeak = no chance of grouping up permanently. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted June 25, 2012 55. Finding Baked Beans makes you grin like a stupid school girl.56. Marathon runners got nothing on Chernarus survivors57. There are more guns in Chernarus than matches or toolkits.58. The Chernarus population consisted of only middle aged men.59. Bckpack straps are water soluble60. Russians only drink Jack Daniels. Vodka is a myth ! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exectah 0 Posted June 25, 2012 For the love of god, the game is still not set in Russia. : Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RB30E 4 Posted June 25, 2012 61. dont put mustard on your cheese pizza it taste like ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BL1P 252 Posted June 25, 2012 62 . apparently you can run all day in a gulli suit carrying an MG and a sniper rifle with ammo and food plus medical supplies and never get tired .63 . every one in cheranus is an avionics technician Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maca (DayZ) 769 Posted June 25, 2012 64.How now the community has started to "cooperate" in getting rid of troublesome or unwanted persons or things "Zs"...??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BTT` 15 Posted June 25, 2012 59. Backpack straps are water solubleThis one made me laugh...lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dissaifer 3 Posted June 25, 2012 65. My natural urge is to throw flares immediately after I light them. :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DemonGroover 8836 Posted June 26, 2012 66. Chernarus has no can openers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ironpython 0 Posted June 26, 2012 67. chickens produce chicken steak <(o0)>?68. zeds still walk on the side of the street69. i REALLY need to excercise for the real zombie apocalypse :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DemonGroover 8836 Posted June 26, 2012 67. chickens produce chicken steak ?68. zeds still walk on the side of the street69. i REALLY need to excercise for the real zombie apocalypse :DYou missed a trick with 69 dude!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
esaciar 1 Posted June 26, 2012 70. If you feel the need to advertise your position to the zeds, be aware you will start humming the conga within 30 seconds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bottlerocket 205 Posted June 26, 2012 39. In Soviet Russia' date=' door opens you.[/quote']BEST ANSWER EVER!!!!It's funny cause it's true! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rossrox 7 Posted June 26, 2012 71. In ex-soviet Russia there are no bloodtypes72. Everyone knows how to complete a blood transfusion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ironpython 0 Posted June 26, 2012 73. zed's would make great boyfriends for female characters. always stiff not bashful enough to eat them and is only after them for their BRAINSSSSSSS :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toad772 1 Posted June 26, 2012 I know this has already been said, but Chernarus is not in Russia for fuck sakes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cda 0 Posted June 26, 2012 I know this has already been said' date=' but Chernarus is not in Russia for fuck sakes.[/quote']its a made up portion of land with everything in Russian. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maca (DayZ) 769 Posted June 26, 2012 74. Now that its been pointed out "Chernarus is not in Russia" :huh: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites