100 things I learned from DAYZ

[Morietti 0]

42. If you hear someone "honk".. Leg it!

[Naykon (DayZ) 25]

43. Shouting "Allahu Akbar!" over voip at strangers will produce a lot of gunfire.

[chucklemonkey 3]

44. Jaime from the Mythbusters was visiting Chernarus and became a zombie

[Atamawood 22]

44. It doesn't rain on top of Russian castles.

45. Zombies don't like bridges

46. ATVs also don't like bridges therefor, they are not all terrain vehicles.

[boneboys 7988]

46.

Don't help anyone who has a gun.

[Maca (DayZ) 769]

48. Make sure you change back to weapon after throwing flares....

(otherwise your trying to kill Zs with flares)..Aaaaagh

[Fallout10mm 4]

49: Assume someone will spawn behind you at any given moment when in good loot zone.

50: Every vehicle is a pinto, and will explode as soon as the check engine light is on.

51: Everyone hated their washing machine.

[opftafel 0]

52: i have no mercy for idiots, and chernarus is full of them.

53: Dont fuck with union members

54: no teamspeak = no chance of grouping up permanently.

[Hetstaine 10852]

55. Finding Baked Beans makes you grin like a stupid school girl.

56. Marathon runners got nothing on Chernarus survivors

57. There are more guns in Chernarus than matches or toolkits.

58. The Chernarus population consisted of only middle aged men.

59. Bckpack straps are water soluble

60. Russians only drink Jack Daniels. Vodka is a myth !

[Exectah 0]

For the love of god, the game is still not set in Russia. :

[RB30E 4]

61. dont put mustard on your cheese pizza it taste like ass.

[BL1P 252]

62 . apparently you can run all day in a gulli suit carrying an MG and a sniper rifle with ammo and food plus medical supplies and never get tired .

63 . every one in cheranus is an avionics technician

[Maca (DayZ) 769]

64.How now the community has started to "cooperate" in getting rid of troublesome or unwanted persons or things "Zs"...???

[BTT` 15]

59. Backpack straps are water soluble

This one made me laugh...lol

[dissaifer 3]

65. My natural urge is to throw flares immediately after I light them. :)

[DemonGroover 8836]

66. Chernarus has no can openers

[ironpython 0]

67. chickens produce chicken steak <(o0)>?

68. zeds still walk on the side of the street

69. i REALLY need to excercise for the real zombie apocalypse :D

[DemonGroover 8836]

67. chickens produce chicken steak ?

68. zeds still walk on the side of the street

69. i REALLY need to excercise for the real zombie apocalypse :D

You missed a trick with 69 dude!!

[esaciar 1]

70. If you feel the need to advertise your position to the zeds, be aware you will start humming the conga within 30 seconds.

[Bottlerocket 205]

39. In Soviet Russia' date=' door opens you.

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BEST ANSWER EVER!!!!

It's funny cause it's true!

[rossrox 7]

71. In ex-soviet Russia there are no bloodtypes

72. Everyone knows how to complete a blood transfusion.

[ironpython 0]

73. zed's would make great boyfriends for female characters. always stiff not bashful enough to eat them and is only after them for their BRAINSSSSSSS :D

[Toad772 1]

I know this has already been said, but Chernarus is not in Russia for fuck sakes.

[Cda 0]

I know this has already been said' date=' but Chernarus is not in Russia for fuck sakes.

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its a made up portion of land with everything in Russian.

[Maca (DayZ) 769]

74. Now that its been pointed out "Chernarus is not in Russia" :huh: