April Fools DayZ: Plans, ideas, and more!

[Weedz 1105]

Anyone else have any sweet April Fools plans for in game today/tomorrow? My clan's ideas so far are:

 

 

Reverse robbing people. This is where we're gonna go up to people and pretend we're robbing them and scream at them things like "You better take this gun right now or we're gonna blow your head off!" or "You better take all this food and drink right now or you're gonna die MOFO!!"

 

On Epoch ... Camping new spawns with RPGs. The server we're on has a secret RPG vendor hidden in the woods so we're gonna get a bunch of rockets and drive around the coast killing new spawns / everyone else we see with them to scare the shit out of them. Cuz who expects an RPG to come flying at them in DayZ?

 

Knock out disappear. Try to run up to people with your group and knock someone out with a karate fist assault. Then all just run away and leave the guy after making sure he's not gonna die. Could possibly also then add reverse robbing and leave a bunch of stuff around him for extra "WTF just happened?".

^My favorite so far^

 

Another epoch one ... BOOM goes the dynamite. We will have some sort of awesome vehicle (like a turret Humvee) in the middle of Elektro or somewhere else with lots of foot traffic. This vehicle will be unlocked ... it will also be parked on top of satchel charges and we will be watching it with sniper rifles from far away. You know what happens next  ;)

 

Fake KoS. Run up and surround people with guns and start yelling real loud in direct chat "PEW PEWPEWPEW PEW PEW BANG BANG BANG!" then run away.

 

 

We're just sitting up all night getting drunk and smoking coming up with plans so will probably have a few more before I go to bed. I'd like to hear if anyone else has anything cool planned or ideas people can share and use.

Edited April 1, 2014 by Weedz

[Pokerguy12 218]

I have some ideas that are so vile and will probably get me banned if i mention them

[ladyboner 10]

10 year olds will love these.

[kichilron 8550]

Another epoch one ... BOOM goes the dynamite. We will have some sort of awesome vehicle (like a turret Humvee) in the middle of Elektro or somewhere else with lots of foot traffic. This vehicle will be unlocked ... it will also be parked on top of satchel charges and we will be watching it with sniper rifles from far away. You know what happens next  ;)

 

Fake KoS. Run up and surround people with guns and start yelling real loud in direct chat "PEW PEWPEWPEW PEW PEW BANG BANG BANG!" then run away.

 

 

Sounds like a pretty average day to me.

 

 

10 year olds will love these.

 

 

 

Care to elaborate?

Edited April 1, 2014 by kichilron

[kichilron 8550]

not interested

 

 

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[Etherious 907]

I will Aprils fools by breaking peoples legs.....

[Weedz 1105]

I will Aprils fools by breaking peoples legs.....

This just gave me another idea ... could use this one on friends too.

 

 

Broken Gun. Shoot someone in the foot/leg and say "OMG I'm so sorry I don't know what happened my gun just went off here I'll bandage you and heal you." Do that and then shoot them again and say "WTF I don't know what's going on I'm not even clicking! This must be the stupid devs idea of April Fools joke just make guns go off randomly!" Rinse & repeat.

Edited April 1, 2014 by Weedz

[alsmir 255]

SA in it's current state is a big enough joke.

[DMentMan 707]

 

Fake KoS. Run up and surround people with guns and start yelling real loud in direct chat "PEW PEWPEWPEW PEW PEW BANG BANG BANG!" then run away.

 

YES!

[Guest]

say you are going to steal someone's blood

 

 

and give them a bloodbag instead :P

[Weedz 1105]

say you are going to steal someone's blood

 

 

and give them a bloodbag instead :P

Can you infect bloodbags somehow, like with disinfectant or something? I've never blood bandit-ed someone.

 

If so ...

Infection Test. Hold somebody up and steal their blood. Take it into a nearby building as your friends keep the guy held down and tell him "We need to test your blood to see if you're infected sir." Poison the blood and then go back out and give it to the guy and tell him "Sir we have detected the infection in your blood and you have 10 minutes before you turn. Please leave the area now or you will be shot." He will think "cool story that's not even in the game" ... until he starts "turning" soon after.

 

If not, slightly less fun but ...

Lab Accident. Take the guys blood and do the "testing" but then tell him "Sorry there was an accident in the lab and we lost all the blood. All we could find to replace it is this can of soda."

Edited April 1, 2014 by Weedz

[doctorbadsign 645]

I'd just troll people by saying things like "have you found a bicycle yet?"

 

Or "You can harvest wood with the axes now"

[Weedz 1105]

Last one before I go to bed this is another Epoch one. I've actually done this before in the mad early vanilla Mod days when a hacker spawned in a box that had like 100 satchel charges next to me and a bunch of other stuff like entire buildings.

 

Bye Bye Elektro. Go to Elektro with a bunch of satchel charges and put a few in all the buildings that are enterable (I think when I did it I used about 4 per building). Then go up on sniper hill and wait till you see a few people in the city. Even try luring people there with a map marker or telling them there is something cool in Elektro. At this point scroll your mouse and click touch off. You will see the greatest thing you've ever seen in DayZ and the entire city will remain blown up until reset.

Edited April 1, 2014 by Weedz

[dallas 5195]

[skypig 139]

the fake kos made me laugh.,

bangbangpowbangzingbangpow lol

[TheHuntsMan87 194]

I had a little fun with a fresh spawn...told them there were wolves in the latest update and i played wolf sounds through teamspeak, he asked if he could tag along with for abit. in the end told him it was all a joke but rewarded him with a M4, plenty of rounds, food, drink, compass, handcuffs with keys and he needed to go to the airfield to meet a friend so i took him up there, giving him directions and what to look out for to remember if he is going in the right way {as i stick to the woodlands mainly}

[Weedz 1105]

Time for the fun to start! Thought of another one while sleeping.

 

Legend of Zelda. Lay a machete on the ground at someone's feet / Be hiding in a building at the coast and when you see someone come up to you say "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this." (hopefully they're old enough to get it) Bonus points for playing Zelda theme over voice to draw people in. If they take the "sword" they are Link and may pass freely. If they refuse to take the "sword" shoot them in the face and say "I told you it was dangerous!"

[shaeg 136]

I just april foolsed a guy in Orlovets Told him to go prone we were being shot at and handcuffed him. I hid the keys in the factory near by. I chased off all the KoS baddies  while he looked around for it lol