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Dayz in five words or less

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Rant posts will be Graveyarded

 

Shot in the back again

 

Three hours looting then killed

 

Friendly servers are a lie

 

I saw someone. I'm dead.

 

More fun than playing Rust

 

Can't bandage because it's bugged

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Why is this game incomplete? (pretending to be a raging forum poster who just purchased the game thinking I bought the full retail)

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God-mode rabbits drinking beer; sacred St Jesus without trousers; Logout with sack on head; handcuffed by baseball bat nudists; find accurate damaged 1000m sights; quick chat before I kill; while immortal rabbits count ammo; gun vanished under the ground; hacker threw me through sky; I jumped through the floor; I fell through the roof; ladders spring lots of lols; friends murdered me in church; suicide is not permitted here; shit badass zombies are coming; broken legs can be funny;

(you can't always get what you want)
But if you try, sometimes
You get what you need

Edited by pilgrim

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I don't play at the moment

too much silly stuff omni-present

 

feeling of "survival" is broken

 

mindless senseless pvp pvp pvp

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From a tiny seed growth a mighty tree

 

(that's only one word over if you dont count the a's lol)

 

 

 

feeling of "survival" is broken

 

Couldn't agree more at this time in development, hopefully it will find its feet in that regard as it grows feature wise. I can already see the tears on the forums from the guys who think 2 zeds per town is dayz :)

 

So......In 5 exactly....

 

Will get a lot better

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Arma removed, Fun destrroyed.

(thier seeming obsession with setting it apart from arma which it was built upon)

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The ends justifies the beans!

:beans:  :thumbsup:  :D

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Kill Bambies for free rags

 

We both have guns... friendly?

 

Backpack, Food, Water, Weapon... Dead...

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run - eat - drink - loot - die

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Hiking Simulator MMO With Beans. :beans:

 

Massive Murder Online With Zombies.

 

Forcefeeding Rotten Fruits 2014.

 

Looting Airfields And Dying Simulator .

 

I can't think of anything more... :|

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