you know you played to much DayZ when......

[War Path 26]

You see a abandoned house and wonder if its been looted already.

 You start refering to the people in tee shirts and jeans as bambies.

You get the urge to chase your neighbor down the street in your underware yelling "gimmie your fucking pants!!!".

You no longer walk on the sidewalk in the park but stay in the treeline.

[uberfrag 35]

225 hours played so far...I dont do any of these yet :(

[Thaurus 38]

When men begin to sew their clothing

[War Path 26]

or when you grab clothes to wear and wonder if thier pristene.

ya wake up in the morning and wonder why your not on the coast

[randomspawn 215]

Shopping for kids clothes at H&M yesterday and saw down-bubble jacket. I immediately thought of DayZ and how many slots it would have. Ride by public storage buildings and think to myself how you can get good loots in there.

[Window Licker 504]

When men begin to sew their clothing

Yeah, I learned to sew as part of manual training in school, wife doesn't know how to sew.

[Pvt_Larry (DayZ) 98]

I know that I keep looking over my shoulder constantly for a while after I've played. I also never turn on flashlights when I'm out at night because I don't want to "give away my position" until I realize that I'm safe® in the real world.

[airfell 179]

When you have trouble seeing something in the distance and want to hold down r-mouse to zoom...

 

When you see someone out the corner of your eye and instinctivly want to pull your gun (even though you don't have one)

[antonioajc 500]

Too bad I don't see any of these since I convinced myself that if a zombie apocalypse would happen, I wouldn't last long. That, and in the case of DayZ, I would have died due to the pryon virus infecting me and effectively killing me, like most of the population on Earth. I wouldn't be part of the two percentages of people that either got zombified, or are immune.

Edited March 16, 2014 by AntonioAJC

[over9000nukez 199]

I think ive caught myself saying im hunger gotta go check a house atleast ocne or twice.

[or'dinii 28]

Fact;

 

DayZ has renewed my interest in urban exploration :)

[killk@zoznam.sk 2]

When you are on airport and searching for a M4.

[Demonica 311]

Every time you drive by a watery, grassy area, you want to fill up your canteen / water bottle.

You wear a motorbike helmet wherever you are, even indoors.

[TokumeiSennin 34]

I passed near church and my first though was "If there is any loot?"... [FacePalm].

[Walking Wounded 199]

When your wife is on the floor next to you blowing the guy from 3 doors down and all you can say is '' you got any beanz?''

[enforcer1975 1111]

When you see someone out the corner of your eye and instinctivly want to pull your gun (even though you don't have one)

 

I wonder when someone actually does that and pulls the trigger... <_<

[ig-rage 78]

I know that I keep looking over my shoulder constantly for a while after I've played. I also never turn on flashlights when I'm out at night because I don't want to "give away my position" until I realize that I'm safe® in the real world.

don't EVER think you're safe in the real world.

[VentFox 26]

When you have trouble seeing something in the distance and want to hold down r-mouse to zoom...

I get this one more than anything .-.

 

[PhilB 230]

You know you're playing too much DayZ when. . .

 

you get sleepy you look around for a tree so you can "log off"

 

someone sneaks up behind you and you scream, "oh shit, hacker!"

 

you're taking your dog for a walk around the neighborhood and you spot another person walking and you turn to your dog and shoutwhisper "Player!Player!Player"

 

you get angry that real life is a first person only server

 

you think you can fly a helicopter

 

your right hand checks for something in your pocket and your left hand instinctively reaches out to press TAB to check inventory

 

you wont take any stairs or climb any ladders, ever!

 

"you wanna download my latest patch?" is an awesome pickup line

[PJSleaze 111]

You eat very loudly and without stopping until you've eaten 25% of your meal. You do this until you are done.

[Sebidee 167]

I had a dream about Day z last night. I saw a guy fighting some zombies, then shot him with a mosin. Then stopped playing for a second to talk to my brother, when I looked back there was a fresh spawn there that then punched me to death.

[omgwtfbbq (DayZ) 1069]

When you shoot everyone you see because they're "threatening"

[blurhitz 244]

There was this time when I was very very sleepy and I tried to go in third person...

[Lorax 99]

The mod made me look in every bush and forrested area I was going by for tents. Also when i'm playing and talking to someone in the room with me I instinctively hit my TS push to talk button.

[PJSleaze 111]

When you shoot everyone you see because they're "threatening"

Otherwise known as "Florida"