you know you played to much DayZ when......

[KamiOfKOS 50]

When you have to sleep but you can t becouse you are afraid a stalker steal your loot asap you fall asleep

[Phalanx102 59]

When you actually took the time to read this whole post. -_-

[KamiOfKOS 50]

When you actually took the time to read this whole post. -_-

I didn t xD

[liquidcactus 719]

I didn t xD

I DID

[AJ4211 30]

In all honesty, this game has made me more aware of my surroundings when out of my comfort zone. (I'm very paranoid)

[korpisoturi (DayZ) 127]

I always chuckle a bit when I see Heinz beans in tomato sauce at store

[Big L 33]

- ...you are walking in the streets, hear a loud bang and immediately think: "Shots! Where? Mosin? SKS?"

- ...while drinking or eating a message in your head pops up saying: "I feel stuffed"

- ...you are afraid of taking stuff out your pockets and bags because the "server might suddenly restart".

 

(+1 for ALTpressing in all other games)

Edited March 18, 2014 by Big L

[hotcakes 348]

I saw a guy in a blue hoodie stumbling around today and thought it was like zed behavior. His face looked odd from a distance, but it was just a big beard.

[DMack 60]

....You walk into an empty conference room at work and your eye's involuntarily scan all 4 corners.

[m4cowboy 4]

You start to tie down your plane at a little airstrip and someone pulls up in a tuck, gets out and starts walking toward you and you're looking to see if he has a rifle on his back...

[xenology 61]

You silently walk behind your crush and look her in the eyes saying "It's lonely we're both good looking survivors let's procreate"

[amiasfree 262]

When you dream about DayZ. Seriously, past two nights I've been creeping through ruined buildings pocketing fruits and handguns while feeling like someone is watching me.

[doctorbadsign 645]

When you encounter a random stranger, restrain them and then force feed them chemicals before asking them to remove their pants, then experimenting with how many times you can hack at their legs with an axe whilst filming it all for youtube.