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To the man with the cowboy hat and the respirator in Berenzino, Experimental, yesterday...

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Thanks for the beans.

 

I had a friend, with an M4, that I didn't tell you about. I convinced him to not shoot you on his way down.

 

People who give me beans live.

 

THIS IS A FACT.

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I can't wait until the day when character descriptions like "Man with the cowboy hat and respirator" could actually single out a few people. Right now, it seems that everyone has the same gear by the time they get all kitted up.

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Not to hijack the thread, but...

 

To the two guys I met in Vybor today on the Experimental servers. You need to work on your aim. I was passed out in that field for a good while standing up and neither of you managed to kill me from <100m. If you're gonna try and murder me at least do it well.

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To the axe guy in the TEC building in Elektro.  I didn't have any ammo for my shotgun.  Thanks for not testing me.

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To my kid who I grounded for shooting me after gearing you up for two hours, stay in your room until you change your ways.

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To the dude I burlap sack'd and had run out into a field only so one of my friends could shoot you in the back.

 

Answering your question, yes we are going to execute you.

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To that guy in Zeleno on the hardcore server Katastrophe! (or close to that).. I had just decided to leave you alone, that is why you saw me out in the open waving at you.. when you pulled out that magum and ran towards me I decided it was time to test the M4 a bit further on your ever approaching, soon to be corpse. 

 

Thank you for helping me, help Dean to make this a better game someday. Also thanks for the defib.. I might be able to use that come Wednesdays patch :)

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The man who had a red helmet, kid's back bag, orange t-shirt, SKS and crowbar, I'm sorry for testing my .22 to your head while you were enjoying some tuna. No one should die while eating tuna. No one....

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To Inception.

 

Hai.

 

 

P.S: @OP, can I give you an "I.O.U One (1) Beans"? I just ate my last one.

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To the dude at the prison in the NWAF, thanks for saying hi and not killing me. 

 

That being said, If I had seen you first, I'd be using that sexy SKS right now

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To my shadow.

 

Thank you for being with me in the ups and downs of my life. Thank you for supporting me, and helping to remember I'm not dreaming.

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To the dude that was inside the jail building. Thanks for being a bad shoot with your SKS and let me fill your whole buddy with .45 rounds.

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To that hooker with the spandex and cowboy hat.

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To the sweet lady that tried her best to mend my broken legs yesterday: Thank you, and I appreciate the Mercy Kill as well. You stood over me with your Pitchfork like the Devil himself, yelling: "Die! Die! Die!" And I kept saying "I'm trying, I'm trying!"

 

Then you asked if I was dead yet, and I was only unconscious and apologized for being such a hard kill.

 

Thank you, only other female player I've met so far!

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To the attacker I defended myself against, cuffed, and then chopped up slowly with a machete... You deserved it despite the 5 dislikes on my video.

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To Fred, thanks for giving all the ideas to DayZ Fashion Design Team for delivering such nice clothes.

 

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To my kid who I grounded for shooting me after gearing you up for two hours, stay in your room until you change your ways.

Thanks Grimey....this post made my day.

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To the guy with the Russian accent that crept up on us in the middle of nowhere and was armed

You have some balls approaching 2 well armed guys just to say hi and that your friendly

We wished you luck as you didn't want anything

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To the guy in Elektro who got axed in the face when he got the drop on me with his B95 and attempted to give me orders.  I don't massage egos by playing along with forced, bandit/hostage, role playing scenarios so shoot me on site next time. You did hit me though, so i took your pants.  I'd also like to thank you for the B95 as I've never used this weapon before.  I didn't get to fire it however, as I found an SKS later.

 

Maybe someday soon another loser will try to force me to play house, and I'll get another chance to try one out.

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