Just opened a can of bean soup w/knife in RL

[crazykage 1063]

still waiting to see this attempted with a fire axe.....

[The_Man 393]

still waiting to see this attempted with a fire axe.....

 

[slivniku@gmail.com 93]

There is no spoon

[Mcleane 24]

I don't understand some peoples hostility on these servers forums sometimes it seems even the most docile thread like I opened a can of beans IRL can turn into an argument.

 

But I second the idea that yo should try doing it without a counter-top and just with your hand or on your knees to see if it spills.

Edited January 21, 2014 by Mcleane

[crazykage 1063]

There is no spoon

MY spoon is too big...

[Wiggin Miller 21]

As hilarious as I love to see threads spiral out of control, this was made as a joke after I opened a can of bean soup with knife, thought of dayz, and thought it was funny.

For those who make it your personal quest to disprove people to the point that you let the joke go over your head, please quit taking this so seriously. The games realistic. Still ain't real life.

[soulfirez 901]

As hilarious as I love to see threads spiral out of control, this was made as a joke after I opened a can of bean soup with knife, thought of dayz, and thought it was funny.

For those who make it your personal quest to disprove people to the point that you let the joke go over your head, please quit taking this so seriously. The games realistic. Still ain't real life.

AH makes sense sorry i mistook your humour lol It can be hard to detect humour amongst threads when they seem posted serious( yeah i know the straightman is a type of humour)

 

Well then i apologise for my part in the spiraling ...

[BrainlessZombie 190]

I request an 'screwdriver' attempt!!

[DropBearChick 1217]

Try with shotgun.

[Banana_Duck 121]

This could be a productive thread, I'm off to buy some beans and more hardware tools!

[soulfirez 901]

Try with shotgun.

something i have done in real life with mixed results actually had 1 can where i managed to get maybe 50% of the contents on checking those contents though i did manage to catch a few pellets which aint good for eating ( have screwed a tooth before eating duck i have shot while holidaying in NZ...

 

(off note though in my limited trials of this 7 out of 8 cans had as you would expect pretty much nothing ,couldnt really be called cans any more rather twisted junk metal scraps lol hey it can be boring on a farm unless you mkae some fun ....)

[byrgesen 1341]

Go run for 5 km with 10kg of gear on your back and try to open a can of beans, standing up with nothing but an axe or bayonet, and tell us how that went :D

Edited January 21, 2014 by Byrgesen

[OrLoK 16186]

Hello there

 

Real men use their teeth.

 

Rgds

 

LoK

 

 

 

 

PS DONT try it with your teeth...

[Furtherado 100]

There are alot of tables in game...

 

Just saying

 

Would you open a can of beans inside a house or in the middle of the forest?

 

Even in the forest you can support the can on a stone or on some even ground, you dont have to open the can of beans 

whilst under fire or chased by a fuckton of zeds.

[muddyraccoon 176]

Well, in rl I hit one of my friends in the chest ONCE with a fire axe and he died.  Then I hit my other friend ONCE in the chest with a slpitting axe and he died.  In the game it takes 2 body shots.  This should be fixed before bean loss.

 

Another time I punched my friend in the face until he was unconcious (in rl, obviously).  Then I used a defibulator on him with a 9V battery wired in.  He just flopped around on the ground like a fish out of water and smoke came out of his ears.  After me and my still living friends ceased our laughter, we deemed this game too unrealistic to endorse. 

[BuzzyBeagle 6]

TIL: OP Lives in his mother's basement and was too lazy to go upstairs and get the can opener.