Magodark22 31 Posted January 21, 2014 So we'll be able to wear burlap sacks on our heads? Why can't we cut little eye holes in it so the wearer can see? Once the chainsaw is added I want to be exactly like El Salvador from Resident Evil 4. That is a greaaaat idea ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listed_mad 2 Posted January 21, 2014 i just see DE/SE Servers, but never a US. maybe your max ping is to low in the filters Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Irenicus (DayZ) 289 Posted January 21, 2014 P.S There are only 15 servers showing up, not 17. At least for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Irenicus (DayZ) 289 Posted January 21, 2014 (edited) LOL. And you called me a newb. Again showing your immaturity. Availability of fast internet has nothing to do with being a noob. Not being capable of playing the game is. Grow up kid. I am glad I do not live in the US, quite happy here in country Western Aus where there are few people. Enjoy your fast internet, it won't stop you from being a noob. Why you feel the need to prove to us how fast your internet is Is beyond me. I guess you think having a big internet penis means you're a man. Heads up: it doesn't. It merely shows how much of a kid you are, and how small your real penis most likely is. Give it up kid Edited January 21, 2014 by Irenicus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galacticunicorn 9 Posted January 21, 2014 Pipsi, NotaCola, Spite and Rasputin Kvass drinks Best bit of the update. MOAR Pipsi! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xoligy 8 Posted January 21, 2014 (edited) My experience of the beta... 40minutes trying to get o the server is met by a WUHU! Finally on a server!!! Start running in the pitch black and a minute later its WHAT!!?! Session LOST!!?!!Yeh dayz was a tease imma drink beer and sulk =( loloh another thing is anyones internet connection really laggy with dayz? seems pages dont load, like its hogging the whole connection. Edited January 21, 2014 by xoligy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exciision 20 Posted January 21, 2014 maybe your max ping is to low in the filtersYep, /fixed thy ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gdaddy22 299 Posted January 21, 2014 LOL. And you called me a newb. Dude please 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roguecatfish 0 Posted January 21, 2014 I cant connect to any servers on the new build? Anyone else having this issue? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Irenicus (DayZ) 289 Posted January 21, 2014 (edited) Dude please You guys have fun comparing your internet penises ok? Leave me out of it. Oh lol. I see what you did there! haha Edited January 21, 2014 by Irenicus 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BaseLine^ 22 Posted January 21, 2014 How I love my Impossible fast Internet x_x Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frosti 2165 Posted January 21, 2014 No checne for joining any servers now. Maybe in 2-3 hours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galacticunicorn 9 Posted January 21, 2014 I cant connect to any servers on the new build? Anyone else having this issue? Cause all of them are full. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Irenicus (DayZ) 289 Posted January 21, 2014 (edited) How I love my Impossible fast Internet x_x Ya but it won't help you get on a server :) nor give you the brains to actually figure out how to filter it so it shows only the test servers. I may have slow internet but at least I have brains. That pic does confirm what I said though. There are only 15 servers, not 17. Edited January 21, 2014 by Irenicus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flam0r4life 0 Posted January 21, 2014 No checne for joining any servers now. Maybe in 2-3 hours. Same here. I was for like 5 minutes on two servers, till I lost the session :(Hopefully they will add some servers again or nearly everybody must wait for the stable release. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magodark22 31 Posted January 21, 2014 i already gave up, hahahahha, i'll just play the stable version now 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galacticunicorn 9 Posted January 21, 2014 https://twitter.com/rocket2guns/status/425686961035046912Rocket said they "may" push the stable release tomorrow.Here's to hoping! :beans: 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hard2say 27 Posted January 21, 2014 Dude please LOL Nice! Irene from w aus is just jealous. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Irenicus (DayZ) 289 Posted January 21, 2014 i already gave up, hahahahha, i'll just play the stable version nowI feel your pain. I give up. I will play tomorrow when all the yanks and euros are asleep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgeesio 1034 Posted January 21, 2014 can someone post ips to server so can just add them to favs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Irenicus (DayZ) 289 Posted January 21, 2014 https://twitter.com/rocket2guns/status/425686961035046912Rocket said they "may" push the stable release tomorrow.Here's to hoping! :beans:Day after tomorrow he said actually. tomorrow for you and me if you're also in a timezone where it's already Wednesday :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Funkmasterflex 12 Posted January 21, 2014 LOLWUT?!?! Don't you know USA is always #1? JUST KIDDING!! (I didn't vote for him... ;) ) German GNP easily destroys that measily American GNP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Irenicus (DayZ) 289 Posted January 21, 2014 (edited) LOL Nice! Irene from w aus is just jealous.Nah see, I'm not a kid, I'm not immature like you. And very very glad I don't live in your fucked up country. My internet is completely adequate for my purposes and glad to live where you could only dream of living. Nice try kiddo but I'm not taking your bait. Have fun with your internet, it won't give you skills to combat your starving to death or your lack of brain cells. There's no cure for that. I mean you completely missed the fact he took your image and photoshopped it! Lol you aren't too bright are you? Edited January 21, 2014 by Irenicus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hard2say 27 Posted January 21, 2014 You guys have fun comparing your internet penises ok? Leave me out of it. Oh lol. I see what you did there! haha Even though you're a condescending little prick, you're pretty funny! :) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frosti 2165 Posted January 21, 2014 i already gave up, hahahahha, i'll just play the stable version now Stable version has this gigantic flaw that people can remove .pbo, so no way I'm playing it now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
