The day in the life of an utter expert

[mooky32 308]

how can such a dumb thread get this many views. seriously, humanity is doomed.

Mainly because people want to hear the voice of experts discussing the game.

Slight irony in your need to comment, adding yet another response to the thread.

I think this may not have been thought through to some extent.

Leave the thinking to us and just enjoy the ride.

Go in peace.

[Dr. Goner 661]

how can such a dumb thread get this many views. seriously, humanity is doomed.

 

Give me beans and move along.

[Gimpylung 40]

how can such a dumb thread get this many views. seriously, humanity is doomed.

 

22 pages later and the bait is still working.

 

In other news, I saw an empty tin of sardines on the footpath on the way to lunch today, I tensed up a bit.

[mooky32 308]

22 pages later and the bait is still working.

 

In other news, I saw an empty tin of sardines on the footpath on the way to lunch today, I tensed up a bit.

Lol, don't worry dude you were being covered by the guardians of Elektro through the scope of a Mosin.

[27 others 102]

Mainly because people want to hear the voice of experts discussing the game.

Slight irony in your need to comment, adding yet another response to the thread.

I think this may not have been thought through to some extent.

Leave the thinking to us and just enjoy the ride.

Go in peace.

my post was not directed towards you as a self-declared "expert", but towards the people constantly returning to this "discussion", spamming actual valuable threads out of the general discussion subforum.

 

some orang utan writes a coloumn about the redness of his rear, without any evidence except his equally simple minded friend, and instead of declaring this guy as either a troll or a deluded wannabe schwarzenegger, people actually get worked up over the OPs arrogance. Not even his ridiculous choice of words is enough to make the readers understand, that the he constructed this thread entirely to gain the amount of "attention" and self confidence neccessary to shape his pathetic life into something a little less miserable. Somebody who indeed was "The absolute distillation of excellence" would not need to brag about his video game sucess..... in an..... internet forum.

 

I know this is a post in this very thread. I hope it may make the readers take a good look at themselves and how easy they are to manipulate.

 

 

 

Somebody had to say it.

Now let this stupid thread die.

And do not expect me to answer anything coming after this.

Edited January 15, 2014 by 27 others

[Skinup69 24]

These guys still here lol

Go get fisted by a zombie..

[Gimpylung 40]

my post was not directed towards you as a self-declared "expert", but towards the people constantly returning to this "discussion", spamming actual valuable threads out of the general discussion subforum.

 

some orang utan writes a coloumn about the redness of his rear, without any evidence except his equally simple minded friend, and instead of declaring this guy as either a troll or a deluded wannabe schwarzenegger, people actually get worked up over the OPs arrogance. Not even his ridiculous choice of words is enough to make the readers understand, that the he constructed this thread entirely to gain the amount of "attention" and self confidence neccessary to shape his pathetic life into something a little less miserable. Somebody who indeed was "The absolute distillation of excellence" would not need to brag about his video game sucess..... in an..... internet forum.

 

I know this is a post in this very thread. I hope it may make the readers take a good look at themselves and how easy they are to manipulate.

 

 

 

Somebody had to say it.

Now let this stupid thread die.

 

You Sir are a serious person. You are very insightful. Have you considered applying to the Internet Police, they need guys like you.

[Dr. Goner 661]

27 others has dropped the mic. 

 

Mark that down as one for humanity. 

[mooky32 308]

my post was not directed towards you as a self-declared "expert", but towards the people constantly returning to this "discussion", spamming actual valuable threads out of the general discussion subforum.

 

some orang utan writes a coloumn about the redness of his rear, without any evidence except his equally simple minded friend, and instead of declaring this guy as either a troll or a deluded wannabe schwarzenegger, people actually get worked up over the OPs arrogance. Not even his ridiculous choice of words is enough to make the readers understand, that the he constructed this thread entirely to gain the amount of "attention" and self confidence neccessary to shape his pathetic life into something a little less miserable. Somebody who indeed was "The absolute distillation of excellence" would not need to brag about his video game sucess..... in an..... internet forum.

 

I know this is a post in this very thread. I hope it may make the readers take a good look at themselves and how easy they are to manipulate.

 

 

 

Somebody had to say it.

Now let this stupid thread die.

No friend what has happened here is that someone with a vastly greater wit, intelligence and literary skill has created a thread which has been almost universally embraced as a breath of fresh air.

In typical troll fashion this has irked your paper thin ego and resulted in a pathetic attack on what is a good old fashioned to and fro thread based on hero worship of 2 ground breaking Dayz players (the like of which you will never come close to in mastery of skill).

 

Also you naturally have not studied the thread in detail because the essence of the post is declaration of an actual event in a truthful manner without paying homage to false modesty - bloody live with it!

 

My life outside the awesome Dayz (let me hear a hell yeah community) involves the elements I have also honestly shared with my readers. So yeah its good and I deserve it because I work hard and am generally a pretty giving kind of person.

 

As for crowding out other threads. So the power of this thread is such that all others must live in its shade and as a result critical information is missed out upon? Are you serious? Most people are capable of reading past page 1 of the forums and even more so capable of NOT reading this post if it either bores or annoys them.

 

Now go and sit in the corner and think about what you have said.

Go and create a thread that rivals this on a serious matter such as "Mosin and the coriolis effect, your views?"

In other words Bore off!

 

But err yeah, still go in peace and stuff.

Edited January 15, 2014 by mooky32

[Itchysock 35]

my post was not directed towards you as a self-declared "expert", but towards the people constantly returning to this "discussion", spamming actual valuable threads out of the general discussion subforum.

 

some orang utan writes a coloumn about the redness of his rear, without any evidence except his equally simple minded friend, and instead of declaring this guy as either a troll or a deluded wannabe schwarzenegger, people actually get worked up over the OPs arrogance. Not even his ridiculous choice of words is enough to make the readers understand, that the he constructed this thread entirely to gain the amount of "attention" and self confidence neccessary to shape his pathetic life into something a little less miserable. Somebody who indeed was "The absolute distillation of excellence" would not need to brag about his video game sucess..... in an..... internet forum.

 

I know this is a post in this very thread. I hope it may make the readers take a good look at themselves and how easy they are to manipulate.

 

 

 

Somebody had to say it.

Now let this stupid thread die.

And do not expect me to answer anything coming after this.

 

I think what has been said before is sufficient to the point you are more incorrect than Michael Fish was about the storm of 87.

 

This is the only valuable thread you need obviously as you already have had a good lesson in humiliation if nothing else.

 

You seem to have the sense of humour of a young man told his balls will need to be removed.

 

Go in peace brother.

Edited January 16, 2014 by Itchycock

[Itchysock 35]

These guys still here lol

Go get fisted by a zombie..

 

Skinup, good to hear from you enlightened brother.

 

Zombies don’t come near us.

 

We are setting out on a patrol to Kamyshovo this weekend to extend our terrifying reach and dominance, beware!  This will be done in a true expert style with surrounding area covered more thoroughly that a circling golden eagle could.

[Itchysock 35]

how can such a dumb thread get this many views. seriously, humanity is doomed.

 

Read the actual event and take in the expertise and style and learn from it, that’s all this is about.  Like people reading the bible they go to church for guidance and peace of mind that there is something  better out there.  This is that church and we are the voice of the gods (well the gods ourselves) that give such guidance and peace of mind, giving such meagre humble  gamers hope.  If we can inspire people enough to change their actual lifestyle and vision to become truly successful like mooky and I then an added bonus, yet not our intentions.  You probably feel enlightened already brother.

[philadelphia collins 19]

mooky/10

 

Well done

[Xandariel 14]

Best

Troll

Ever

 

I probably had more fun reading the pointless troll discussions than the OP but whatever... Had a good laugh. :D

[Itchysock 35]

Best

Troll

Ever

 

I probably had more fun reading the pointless troll discussions than the OP but whatever... Had a good laugh. :D

 

As mooky will tell you, the forum is about sharing a story and encounter that ended in the most complete form of success by utilizing a set of skills even Chuck Norris would envy.   Trolls are the ones that go off topic and try to de-rail an interesting, relevant funny thread written by experts, followed by many many fans, some old some new, trolls converted to followers, sense of humourless developing one etc, we welcome you all and send you back out as brothers.  Maybe reword your statement to ´best thread ever´and dont encourage trolls. You are forgiven brother.

[mooky32 308]

Best

Troll

Ever

 

I probably had more fun reading the pointless troll discussions than the OP but whatever... Had a good laugh. :D

Excellence explained in a language that the lay person can understand. That is all my friend.

Glad you enjoyed my systematic destruction of trolls. More appear almost daily , keep tuned to this thread!

Notice however the ranks of the enlightened are starting to completely outnumber the trolls?

Wisdom, sharing, caring - welcome to the enlightened brother.....

[Itchysock 35]

You Sir are a serious person. You are very insightful. Have you considered applying to the Internet Police, they need guys like you.

 

Brother you are learning by offering council - fair effort but go deeper!

Edited January 16, 2014 by Itchycock

[The_Man 393]

The plebeians really ate up this thread. 

[ramon6249 4]

I think this topic was great. At first I was thinking what a cocky SoB...but everyone just feel right into it and Mooky32 carries it on...

 

Great laughs, thanks Mooky32

 

 

P.S. the fucking guy has an avatar of Mr. Lundgren......of course he is elite ;)

[Itchysock 35]

The plebeians really ate up this thread. 

 

Brother they ate it like a starving African would eat rice from the hand that cared to give them hope.  And in that hope comes the gaming compass that will guide the many to follow the two, who have walked on the surface of the gaming worlds sun.  A seed has been planted here, and from that seed a tree has already grown, with followers and brothers branching out, creating their own destiny in the sunlight we provide. Peace be with you brother.

[Sooden 301]

I know I can never be as perfect as you but do you have any advice from your life which may enlighten me just a little bit?

[Itchysock 35]

I think this topic was great. At first I was thinking what a cocky SoB...but everyone just feel right into it and Mooky32 carries it on...

 

Great laughs, thanks Mooky32

 

 

P.S. the fucking guy has an avatar of Mr. Lundgren......of course he is elite ;)

 

Our experteeism comes as naturally as a person walks (not taking into consideration the handicap, who we bless daily) so we are not cocky about something that comes almost as a given.

 

I am however practising taking a shot from 1000 meters, eating a half Hawaiian, half salami pizza, smothered in nandos hot peri peri sauce, with my baw sack as curser and my controllably large twitching cock as the trigger for my mosim I call, Jean.  I think given the circumstances it is possible.

 

PS . its Mr Drago and your avatar must be a computer virus?

 

Peace be with you brother

Edited January 16, 2014 by Itchycock

[Itchysock 35]

I know I can never be as perfect as you but do you have any advice from your life which may enlighten me just a little bit?

 

You can never come close however your very aspirations will lead you to the hill, like bigwig did his fellow rabbits in watership down.

 

My advice would be to preach to the church of electro and be humble in its very presence, you will then be enlightened. You must deflect the trolls from this purity and send them back to the ship wreck of their life that resembles the far west of Chernarus.  Peace be with you and our guidance is a beacon in your pursuit of excellence.

[mooky32 308]

I think this topic was great. At first I was thinking what a cocky SoB...but everyone just feel right into it and Mooky32 carries it on...

 

Great laughs, thanks Mooky32

 

 

P.S. the fucking guy has an avatar of Mr. Lundgren......of course he is elite ;)

School is back in session. The lessons continue and you have seen through the bs and glimpsed the light my friend.

It takes intelligence and understanding to seek and receive wisdom as you have.

Welcome to the Elektro Enlightened my friend.

[mooky32 308]

I know I can never be as perfect as you but do you have any advice from your life which may enlighten me just a little bit?

Well your assumption is well founded my friend , the level of perfection I have reached makes the master works of Michelangelo look like the work of an infant throwing shit at a canvas by comparison. If you manage to play as well as us after we have sunk 10 pints of lager, you will be doing great.

Advice from my life? Ok just for you, one pearl of utter wisdom. Ensure you wash your hands thoroughly before taking a hit and miss, specially if you have been eating red hot chicken wings

Peace be with you brother, I am off to do my beauty regime (one look in the mirror to confirm perfection)